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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. |
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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
If that's what you want then that's what you want. |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
Not fussed on 2 and can there be food during?
Thanks, x |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
You been nosing my profile again  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
Not fussed on 2 and can there be food during?
Thanks, x"
I’m not fussed on 2 either and I can make a good sandwich  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
If that's what you want then that's what you want."
In my haste I fucked up the title  |
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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago
Z'ha'dum |
"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
If that's what you want then that's what you want.
In my haste I fucked up the title "
Freudian slip maybe 
I'm not fussed about 1,2 and 3 but 4 is a definite deal breaker, I mean who doesn't expect to be fed after a hard day's work |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
Not fussed on 2 and can there be food during?
Thanks, x
I’m not fussed on 2 either and I can make a good sandwich "
Ham salad? A little mustard? |
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By *otsMan
over a year ago
Higham |
"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
Not fussed on 2 and can there be food during?
Thanks, x
I’m not fussed on 2 either and I can make a good sandwich "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
location location location
Bj in the doorway
Doggy only in front of a mirror i want you to watch me fuck
Talk all you want i will be
I dont eat efter sex i just have more sex  |
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
If that's what you want then that's what you want.
In my haste I fucked up the title "
Oh ...I thought this was about you, when you said "me" |
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I'm actually not that bothered about 1, don't dislike it, just not all that bothered.
2 is a definite yes, or maybe YES, or perhaps HELL YES!!!
3 no, I quite like talking. One of my favourites is that moment when you wiminz stop talking and start 'concentrating', you know the moment, kinda REALLY concentrating  
4 no, I'm happy to provide food, on top of what I just ate... |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it.
Can't say I ever expect food after sex. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
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How strange, that's my favourite too maybe the side one also, can't think what it's called
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
How strange, that's my favourite too maybe the side one also, can't think what it's called
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Prone bone? The side one, spooning? |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
How strange, that's my favourite too maybe the side one also, can't think what it's called
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Spoons I believe |
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By *unner6969Man
over a year ago
Bucks/London/Oxford |
This surprised me, I’ve always felt that sex positions and acts naturally evolve from initial lust, through arousal to ultimate pleasure
"1) a blow job "
always welcome but not an expectation
"2) doggy style"
Not my favourite position, I like to see your face - but if it is a preferred position for a partner, then of course! Nothing bad about it but not a ‘must do’.
"3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had. "
Really? No talking? Chat and laughter are pretty essential in my book - and never be afraid to tell me what you like, want, or dislike; faster, slower, softer, harder, etc.
"4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!! "
I’ve never demanded food, though I may have suggested ordering a pizza afterwards - but it would have been me that paid.
"Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
So, men generally need to be less prescriptive about their sexual expectations. I should probably insist I am returned home fed and watered . I won’t be doing that, don’t worry! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 and 2 I can do
3 sorry but there will be talking I turn in to a potty mouth and say some stuff I wouldn’t repeat out off it
4 sorry but can’t provide food for them just want them to zip up and leave afterwards so I can get on to the next  ha ha |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
Not fussed on 2 and can there be food during?
Thanks, x
I’m not fussed on 2 either and I can make a good sandwich "
You are a keeper then |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"You forgot anal.
I must be less of a man 
Yea, only real men fuck ass!
Sometimes we aren't allowed to be real men 
Someone might say grow some balls
I think one pair is enough "
I dunno, one pair in the hands, one in the face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This explains why no man wants to be in my bed.
No sucking, no doggy, constant chat and no crumpets?
I'm sure you have nice clean sheets though"
It's a no for all of those. |
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"You forgot anal.
I must be less of a man
Yea, only real men fuck ass!
Sometimes we aren't allowed to be real men
Someone might say grow some balls
I think one pair is enough
I dunno, one pair in the hands, one in the face "
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it.
Can't say I ever expect food after sex. "
You’re easily pleased! |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it.
Can't say I ever expect food after sex.
You’re easily pleased! "
That's definitely not true, I challenge you to easily please me |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it.
Can't say I ever expect food after sex.
You’re easily pleased!
That's definitely not true, I challenge you to easily please me "
Ding dong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Especially love it when they make reference to my race. Don’t forget that one. did you win it? "
in the words of nines- ‘guaranteed she coming first like bolt at the olympics’ |
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1) BJs are overrated, give me a wank instead.
2) I prefer missionary (for the better body and eye contact), but if we are doing a position from behind, prone one is sooo much better.
3) No, I've been known to crack jokes. Sex is meant to be fun, not taken too seriously.
4) Food is good, but I'd never expect it (or been offered it) from anyone.
What I expect is for both of us to be into it, and put some effort in. |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it.
Can't say I ever expect food after sex. "
That's pretty much what I just typed too!
Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs.
I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels. |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it.
Can't say I ever expect food after sex.
That's pretty much what I just typed too!
Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs.
I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels. "
It's definitely a winning position |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1) BJs are overrated, give me a wank instead.
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I tried Google translate on this and it came up with the same thing… so still don’t know what this said…. |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
Can I have the food first please?… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it.
Can't say I ever expect food after sex.
That's pretty much what I just typed too!
Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs.
I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels.
It's definitely a winning position "
Meh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Especially love it when they make reference to my race. Don’t forget that one. did you win it?
in the words of nines- ‘guaranteed she coming first like bolt at the olympics’ "
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it.
Can't say I ever expect food after sex.
That's pretty much what I just typed too!
Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs.
I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels.
It's definitely a winning position
Meh"
Shhh, just watch the movie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it.
Can't say I ever expect food after sex.
That's pretty much what I just typed too!
Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs.
I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels.
It's definitely a winning position
Meh
Shhh, just watch the movie "
Movie? Oh......that movie!  |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
Blow job...please...I love giving oral too
Doggy ..or whatever takes your fancy
Chat away ..I love conversation
And we can go for a meal ..either before or afterwards
A slurp of booze is always nice  |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives. "
I'm either entirely unfussed about or actively don't want all of those. |
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"1) a blow job
2) doggy style
3) no talking unless you tell them they're the best you've ever had.
4) plus they want you to provide god damn food afterwards!!
Now I have bestowed upon you my wisdom you may carry on with your lives.
I'm happy to not have number 1
Number 2 is good but I prefer her to lay flat on stomach as that's my favourite position
I actually like a bit of talking and encourage it.
Can't say I ever expect food after sex.
That's pretty much what I just typed too!
Yeah, Pronebobe. When she lays on her belly, legs together and you sit astride her and enter her between the upper thighs.
I've met a surprising amount of women who have never tried it, and are always amazed by how good it feels.
It's definitely a winning position
Meh
Shhh, just watch the movie
Movie? Oh......that movie! "
Yeah that one |
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