The jeremy kyle christmas song
12 cans of carling
11 dna testing
10 dads to choose from
9 teeth between them
8 squeezed in tracksuits
7 stinking smack rats
6 dunlop trainers
5 stolen rings
4 fat slags
3 ugly cunts
2 timing
cunts
and a wanker that parades them on tv
"The jeremy kyle christmas song
12 cans of carling
11 dna testing
10 dads to choose from
9 teeth between them
8 squeezed in tracksuits
7 stinking smack rats
6 dunlop trainers
5 stolen rings
4 fat slags
3 ugly cunts
2 timing
cunts
and a wanker that parades them on tv"