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As it’s the Jubilee .. which Royal would you shag?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Back in the day I had a thing for Lady Helen “Melons” Windsor. Then Sophie Wessex was a bit of alright too.

Not really a Royal but who can forget Pippa Middletons arse in that Bridesmaid dress?

This is not an anti-Royalist post on the Eve of Her Maj’s big celebrations (gawd bless er) so sex-preference Royal fuck targets only plz. Fanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Charles

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Queenie - see if she has a dry hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Queenie - see if she has a dry hole

Admin!! This is Treason!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can’t help but think kate knows her way around the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Princess peach of course

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Andrew. He deserves a good shafting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any one/ all of them. Just so I can blag some of MY money back

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Duchess of Cambridge dressed as a beefeater in the Tower of London....

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By *omptationMan over a year ago

liverpool

Kate is the most attractive, but I feel like she wouldn’t put much into it

She’s getting on a bit now, but I reckon Fergie I’m her prime would have been up for trying a lot of fun things…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Peter philios

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Philips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Zara Philips..all day..have you seen her in those jodphurs!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Allways fancied Prince Andrew! Back in the day x

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By *scobar67Man over a year ago

glasgow

Definitely zara

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Harry

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

Harry!!! Always had a thing for him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd pump a corgi first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m probably too old for Andrew.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meghan Markle.

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Zara Tindall. I have a subconscious knack of picking horsey girls

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By *ang bang bangity bangCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Ar Di

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By *aptain Caveman41Man over a year ago

Home

Wouldn't touch a royal with a forty foot barge pole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I actually fancied the Queen years ago. When she was much younger. Hey, why not? Go straight to the top I say!

But I can’t help but think Kate Middleton is damn attractive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd pump a corgi first."

Which one?

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple over a year ago

peterborough

Harry for sure! Fancied him since I was 12

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By *oldyoudown41Man over a year ago

caledonian

Kate then Megan

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"I’m probably too old for Andrew."

Yeah but you look young for your age so you never know !

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"I actually fancied the Queen years ago. When she was much younger. Hey, why not? Go straight to the top I say!

But I can’t help but think Kate Middleton is damn attractive.

She’s beautiful! Could do with a couple of hot dinners maybe but stunning woman

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By *ark RumMan over a year ago

Bucks

Kate look like she needs a good f**k

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By *he MuffinmanMan over a year ago

West Gloucestershire

The Queen lol

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Queenie - see if she has a dry hole

Admin!! This is Treason!!

Sorry sires please spank me and whip my balls for my mis doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m probably too old for Andrew.

Yeah but you look young for your age so you never know ! "

I’m more likely to bum him and see how he likes it.

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By *iggingMan over a year ago

Oldham

Apart from Kate??

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By *yronMan over a year ago

grangemouth

"I’m probably too old for Andrew.

Yeah but you look young for your age so you never know !

I’m more likely to bum him and see how he likes it."

He wouldn't sweat it.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Prince Albert as a young man please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prince Albert as a young man please"

Is that not a piercing in the bellend?

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By *ife NinjaMan over a year ago

Dunfermline

None

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

I pass on all of them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Prince Harry as bet he has a big ginger whopper

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Prince Albert as a young man please"

If you're opening this door, the Queen looked really good in the late 40s.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Prince Albert as a young man please

If you're opening this door, the Queen looked really good in the late 40s. "

I’d feel like I was smashing the back of a 50p piece.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Prince Albert as a young man please

If you're opening this door, the Queen looked really good in the late 40s.

I’d feel like I was smashing the back of a 50p piece."

Are we missing a"tuppence" gag, here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Princess Diana smack me up you bitch obviously when she had a pulse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Princess Diana smack me up you bitch obviously when she had a pulse"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If pipa counts I'll put a bag on her head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

William & Harry together please

NBVN x

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By *reat me rightWoman over a year ago

Rotherham

Harry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Harry or William.. maybe together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eugenie all the way for me… I really have no idea why though!

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

Who’s that one married to Charles?

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By *hilm2011Man over a year ago

Canvey Island

Kate, all day long

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eugenie all the way for me… I really have no idea why though! "

I find her odd looking to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jim

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Eugenie all the way for me… I really have no idea why though!

I find her odd looking to be honest "

Actually I retract that, I was thinking of Beatrice

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By *he normal oneMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Who’s that one married to Charles?"

Camila, perfect if you have an equine fetish.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lady Amelia Windsor, damn shes fiiiine!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Harry

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