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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
Needy Ned in regards to dating.. swapped messages great...waited swapped numbers ok....let the texts commence 15 texts in 20 mins from him..saying how he could fall in love.. we are going to be together...I do worry about these folk lol |
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"Number blocked.... 
Hope you learnt your lesson
Buy a throw away Mobby
lol i am going to...
Oh and send your proper Mobby number to me 
er ill think about that one "
It ok I am sane got a certificate that proves it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You women are only after one thing.
Where has your love and compassion gone?
Its all sex sex sex with you, us men have feelings y'know 
By the way, any chance of your number and a quick shag? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Needy Ned in regards to dating.. swapped messages great...waited swapped numbers ok....let the texts commence 15 texts in 20 mins from him..saying how he could fall in love.. we are going to be together...I do worry about these folk lol"
Sorry Cheeky, I just got a litle bit carried away. Please forgive me - how could I not fall for a woman with cheeries and cream on ger boobs?
*Sob, whimper - Don't leave me Cheeky, we can make it work, I'll do anything.....  |
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"You women are only after one thing.
Where has your love and compassion gone?
Its all sex sex sex with you, us men have feelings y'know
By the way, any chance of your number and a quick shag? "
You the queue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You women are only after one thing.
Where has your love and compassion gone?
Its all sex sex sex with you, us men have feelings y'know
By the way, any chance of your number and a quick shag?
You the queue "
Get in line, I think this could turn into a conga |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im not even going there,iv been let down twicw with forum weddings now and enough is enough,my wardrobe is full of taffeta and my freezer full of wedding cake "
mmmmmmmmmm
cake!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"im not even going there,iv been let down twicw with forum weddings now and enough is enough,my wardrobe is full of taffeta and my freezer full of wedding cake
mmmmmmmmmm
cake! "
frozen cake though !!!! bit hard !! |
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"im not even going there,iv been let down twicw with forum weddings now and enough is enough,my wardrobe is full of taffeta and my freezer full of wedding cake
mmmmmmmmmm
cake!
frozen cake though !!!! bit hard !! "
depends how you defrost it |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
Who knows |
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I want to be page boy. Can just dee me dressed in A little sailors suit, white ballet pumps, carring a big red cushion with the rings on it. "
Whatever cranks your handle sunshine, am sure you would go down a storm in the Village in Manchester |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot are funny "
yeah and u have totally forgotten about your texts lol he hasnt but he hasnt had the courage to post on here so we can help him through his unrequited love thingy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You lot are funny
yeah and u have totally forgotten about your texts lol he hasnt but he hasnt had the courage to post on here so we can help him through his unrequited love thingy "
I don't think he's on here Minxie! 
Think he's on one of those weird 'dating' sites - you know - the one's where no-one is actually looking for sex! Honest! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You lot are funny
yeah and u have totally forgotten about your texts lol he hasnt but he hasnt had the courage to post on here so we can help him through his unrequited love thingy
I don't think he's on here Minxie!
Think he's on one of those weird 'dating' sites - you know - the one's where no-one is actually looking for sex! Honest! "
bugger, and I was there ready to help in his hour of need (not sexually of course), trots off to find another victim .......... errmmm candidate for some minxy therapy   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You lot are funny
yeah and u have totally forgotten about your texts lol he hasnt but he hasnt had the courage to post on here so we can help him through his unrequited love thingy
I don't think he's on here Minxie!
Think he's on one of those weird 'dating' sites - you know - the one's where no-one is actually looking for sex! Honest!
bugger, and I was there ready to help in his hour of need (not sexually of course), trots off to find another victim .......... errmmm candidate for some minxy therapy "
I'm sure you could take over J's texting duties for a while!
Ask her for his number - then pretend to be her and say "Oops - sorry. Dropped my phone down the loo whilst wanking furiously over your seductive texts and had to get a new number!!"
Simples! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You lot are funny
yeah and u have totally forgotten about your texts lol he hasnt but he hasnt had the courage to post on here so we can help him through his unrequited love thingy
I don't think he's on here Minxie!
Think he's on one of those weird 'dating' sites - you know - the one's where no-one is actually looking for sex! Honest!
bugger, and I was there ready to help in his hour of need (not sexually of course), trots off to find another victim .......... errmmm candidate for some minxy therapy
I'm sure you could take over J's texting duties for a while!
Ask her for his number - then pretend to be her and say "Oops - sorry. Dropped my phone down the loo whilst wanking furiously over your seductive texts and had to get a new number!!"
Simples! "
the poor guy he would never be the same again ............... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Oh those heady moments when someone on a dating site indicates their interest, lures you into thinking they are fine and you give them your number. I remember it well...
Here's the little paradox I have found. Most of the men on the dating sites appear to be looking for NSA sex. The ones that aren't appear to be the Needy Neds (or worse). Some of the men I have spoken to on here are looking for relationships on dating sites but would never approach me there because I swing, but are prolific on here. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Oh those heady moments when someone on a dating site indicates their interest, lures you into thinking they are fine and you give them your number. I remember it well...
Here's the little paradox I have found. Most of the men on the dating sites appear to be looking for NSA sex. The ones that aren't appear to be the Needy Neds (or worse). Some of the men I have spoken to on here are looking for relationships on dating sites but would never approach me there because I swing, but are prolific on here."
lol nowt queer as folk |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Wait to you start receiving flowers every hour on the hour!!
Will it be a spring wedding?
thank god he don't know where i live... lol give the poor guy a chance  "
Ermmm I think I am giving this one a miss.... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wait to you start receiving flowers every hour on the hour!!
Will it be a spring wedding?
thank god he don't know where i live... lol give the poor guy a chance
Ermmm I think I am giving this one a miss.... "
But not a _isscheekychops? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Wait to you start receiving flowers every hour on the hour!!
Will it be a spring wedding?
thank god he don't know where i live... lol give the poor guy a chance
Ermmm I think I am giving this one a miss....
But not a _isscheekychops?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh those heady moments when someone on a dating site indicates their interest, lures you into thinking they are fine and you give them your number. I remember it well...
Here's the little paradox I have found. Most of the men on the dating sites appear to be looking for NSA sex. The ones that aren't appear to be the Needy Neds (or worse). Some of the men I have spoken to on here are looking for relationships on dating sites but would never approach me there because I swing, but are prolific on here."
Your on a swingers site and they dont approach you because you swing ???  |
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