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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Who needs a good dicking??

Been far too long?

Mend a broken heart?

Report below.

We'll meet every 4th Thursday to compare notes.

Men, this couldn't be any easier for you. Literally all you've got to do is not be a dick but provide the dick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excellent

I need to see a face before I agree to said ‘dicking’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking."

I see you more as a Ant or Dec.

But sure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Excellent

I need to see a face before I agree to said ‘dicking’

I can add that to the t&c's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking.

I see you more as a Ant or Dec.

But sure."

Are you suggesting having sex with you is on par with a bushtucker trial?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking.

I see you more as a Ant or Dec.

But sure.

Are you suggesting having sex with you is on par with a bushtucker trial?

As in it'll make you wretch?

Yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking.

I see you more as a Ant or Dec.

But sure.

Are you suggesting having sex with you is on par with a bushtucker trial?

As in it'll make you wretch?

Yes I am. "

Aaaaah nooo pet. A canny believe he’s just put that in his mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I mean when do I not

There’s no eluseinse here to what I am I know I am a “4 letter bad word” so always don’t for a good time ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excellent

I need to see a face before I agree to said ‘dicking’

I can add that to the t&c's"

You’re a love - thanks

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

*tentatively raises hand*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So there's only 3 of us that want the D, this is disappointing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So there's only 3 of us that want the D, this is disappointing."

4 sorry. I did do GCSE maths I swear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking.

I see you more as a Ant or Dec.

But sure.

Are you suggesting having sex with you is on par with a bushtucker trial?

As in it'll make you wretch?

Yes I am.

Aaaaah nooo pet. A canny believe he’s just put that in his mouth

You'll be perfect!

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Is cake provided for the Dicker's....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is cake provided for the Dicker's...."

I guess I can swing by Tesco and pick one up.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

"Is cake provided for the Dicker's....

I guess I can swing by Tesco and pick one up."

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

You may be on to something here.

Perhaps you could create an app or website to allow people who want a dicking find people looking to give a dicking?

It may not catch on, but worth a shot

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You may be on to something here.

Perhaps you could create an app or website to allow people who want a dicking find people looking to give a dicking?

It may not catch on, but worth a shot

Or a website.

Oh wait...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking.

I see you more as a Ant or Dec.

But sure.

Are you suggesting having sex with you is on par with a bushtucker trial?

As in it'll make you wretch?

Yes I am.

Aaaaah nooo pet. A canny believe he’s just put that in his mouth

I will join the club just for this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking.

I see you more as a Ant or Dec.

But sure.

Are you suggesting having sex with you is on par with a bushtucker trial?

As in it'll make you wretch?

Yes I am.

Aaaaah nooo pet. A canny believe he’s just put that in his mouth

I will join the club just for this.

Now just reach in there and see if you can find a star

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

As long as the first rule of Dicking Club is you don’t need an excuse to want a good dicking…

I’m in.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

Been let down on recent dickings sadly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"As long as the first rule of Dicking Club is you don’t need an excuse to want a good dicking…

I’m in. "

No excuse or reason needed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Been let down on recent dickings sadly "

There's power in numbers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking.

I see you more as a Ant or Dec.

But sure.

Are you suggesting having sex with you is on par with a bushtucker trial?

As in it'll make you wretch?

Yes I am.

Aaaaah nooo pet. A canny believe he’s just put that in his mouth

I will join the club just for this.

Now just reach in there and see if you can find a star

You're booked.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in. Lol

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

There something missing from this club...I can't put my finger on it....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excellent

I need to see a face before I agree to said ‘dicking’

Well said,a face to the Dicking does help sp do the eyes!

Op help has come.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

In case of emergency, unzip me.

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By *iberius61Man over a year ago

Pontefract

"We'll meet every 4th Thursday to compare notes."

But you wiminz do that anyway! Look I know you compare notes in intimate detail

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one can never have enough cock

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By *tinerant scribeMan over a year ago

County Durham

I can never say 'dick' without thinking, silently, "Nixon".

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There something missing from this club...I can't put my finger on it...."

Build it and they will come.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been busy, apologies for not attending club events

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In case of emergency, unzip me. "

I feel an emergency coming on

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

"In case of emergency, unzip me.

I feel an emergency coming on"

You know what to do...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In case of emergency, unzip me.

I feel an emergency coming on"

He’s fucked half the country on a daily basis. Good evening Mr Prime Minister

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

I have a penis available

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In case of emergency, unzip me.

I feel an emergency coming on

You know what to do..."

Break glass?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a penis available "

I shall add you to the list.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a dick!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"We'll meet every 4th Thursday to compare notes.

But you wiminz do that anyway! Look I know you compare notes in intimate detail

To be fair, there's usually not much to compare.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m a dick!

If only all men were so honest!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’m a dick!

Wait….i need to work on my entrance

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By *iberius61Man over a year ago

Pontefract

Also, if you're ever in Australia, there is a club in Brisbane called the 7th. In order to join, men have to prove that they are in the 7th percentile. Members get a silver ring to prove their 'manhood'.

Don't say I never do anything for you ladies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We'll meet every 4th Thursday to compare notes.

But you wiminz do that anyway! Look I know you compare notes in intimate detail

To be fair, there's usually not much to compare."

Burn!!

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Will this be in one location or will there be separate dickings across the country?

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Is cake provided for the Dicker's....

I guess I can swing by Tesco and pick one up."

I can bring cake! Name your flavour

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Will this be in one location or will there be separate dickings across the country?"

It's not a gang bang.

Is it???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have a penis available

I shall add you to the list."

I'd like to request this specific dicking please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is cake provided for the Dicker's....

I guess I can swing by Tesco and pick one up.

I can bring cake! Name your flavour

Oooh yay!!

Chocolate

Coffee

Lemon

Chocolate

I'm good with almost any.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have a penis available

I shall add you to the list.

I'd like to request this specific dicking please

Yay we have a match!

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Been let down on recent dickings sadly "

It's a common theme

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Is cake provided for the Dicker's....

I guess I can swing by Tesco and pick one up.

I can bring cake! Name your flavour

Oooh yay!!

Chocolate

Coffee

Lemon

Chocolate

I'm good with almost any."

On it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we not have a fancy fanny club on the Wednesday before?

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

Is there an entrance fee to this club

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we not have a fancy fanny club on the Wednesday before?"

I'm not sorting that out aswell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there an entrance fee to this club

Yes.

Dick

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

I’m in to be the dicker of all those that require a good dicking but can I get some kind of contractual agreement drawn up...and I’d like to peruse the T&C’s if I may Jag-a.

I don’t won’t to turn up ready to dick away for all I’m worth and some how end up getting dicked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in to be the dicker of all those that require a good dicking but can I get some kind of contractual agreement drawn up...and I’d like to peruse the T&C’s if I may Jag-a.

I don’t won’t to turn up ready to dick away for all I’m worth and some how end up getting dicked.

God dam paperwork

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

"Is there an entrance fee to this club

Yes.

Dick"

Ok im in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dick available for dicking, apply via PM

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This Dicking Club.

Can you check in and never leave ?

I'm good with that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This Dicking Club.

Can you check in and never leave ?

I'm good with that!

"
p

Oh no, once we're satisfied you leave.

Thems the rules.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dick available for dicking, apply via PM

Oh taking it private I see.

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

Email it....or put it as a profile picture.

See I’m a thinking dick

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Me, but only "real men" need apply, 'cos I'm one of those hard to handle fat bitches.

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

So what's a "good" dicking consist of?

I feel like we need parameters.

Like a minimum time from the first kiss to the post orgasm cuddle.

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Will this be in one location or will there be separate dickings across the country?

It's not a gang bang.

Is it???"

This is your club, is it?

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

No horny dogs either. I don't want no cum and go dicking.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So what's a "good" dicking consist of?

I feel like we need parameters.

Like a minimum time from the first kiss to the post orgasm cuddle."

In that case, seconds

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So what's a "good" dicking consist of?

I feel like we need parameters.

Like a minimum time from the first kiss to the post orgasm cuddle."

I can do without the cuddle personally.

I'm just going for one that leaves you sweaty, out of breath and fully satisfied.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No horny dogs either. I don't want no cum and go dicking.

I'll take those

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"So what's a "good" dicking consist of?

I feel like we need parameters.

Like a minimum time from the first kiss to the post orgasm cuddle."

I think we need a general meeting to set rules.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"No horny dogs either. I don't want no cum and go dicking.

I'll take those"

Swap you with the leisurely lovers.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"So what's a "good" dicking consist of?

I feel like we need parameters.

Like a minimum time from the first kiss to the post orgasm cuddle."

I mean I guess there needs to be some time but when it's GOOD time becomes less important no?

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

Oh and what about expenses?

Do get my bus fare paid or my Oyster card topped up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh and what about expenses?

Do get my bus fare paid or my Oyster card topped up.

You get sex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No horny dogs either. I don't want no cum and go dicking.

I'll take those

Swap you with the leisurely lovers."

I don't have that kind of time so yeah.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This Dicking Club.

Can you check in and never leave ?

I'm good with that!

Oh no, once we're satisfied you leave.

Thems the rules. "

Ok, fair enough. Resistance is futile !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do I get into this club?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the dick

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By *iberius61Man over a year ago

Pontefract

"Oh no, once we're satisfied you leave. "

But how would you know, once you're satisfied you fall asleep

....sorry, couldn't resist that

....yes, I know that my membership application has now been rejected

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"This Dicking Club.

Can you check in and never leave ?

I'm good with that!

Oh no, once we're satisfied you leave.

Thems the rules.

Ok, fair enough. Resistance is futile !

I'll provide a cup of tea to drink on the job.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I have a penis available

I shall add you to the list.

I'd like to request this specific dicking please

Yay we have a match!"

That was quick

The match I mean, not the dicking

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

"Oh and what about expenses?

Do get my bus fare paid or my Oyster card topped up.

You get sex."

No water?

A piece of bread?

This dicking malarkey sound harsh

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Is there a membership card for the members....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excellent

I need to see a face before I agree to said ‘dicking’

I can add that to the t&c's"

Does this work both ways, or are we all just kept in a pen and plucked out like livestock?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Excellent

I need to see a face before I agree to said ‘dicking’

I can add that to the t&c's

Does this work both ways, or are we all just kept in a pen and plucked out like livestock?"

There's definitely at least someone on here with a kink for that

. Shall we spray paint numbers on your butts and bid like a cattle auction?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What the dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Excellent

I need to see a face before I agree to said ‘dicking’

I can add that to the t&c's

Does this work both ways, or are we all just kept in a pen and plucked out like livestock?

There's definitely at least someone on here with a kink for that

. Shall we spray paint numbers on your butts and bid like a cattle auction?

Yes!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excellent

I need to see a face before I agree to said ‘dicking’

I can add that to the t&c's

Does this work both ways, or are we all just kept in a pen and plucked out like livestock?"

I could do with a good pluckin’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excellent

I need to see a face before I agree to said ‘dicking’

I can add that to the t&c's

Does this work both ways, or are we all just kept in a pen and plucked out like livestock?

There's definitely at least someone on here with a kink for that

. Shall we spray paint numbers on your butts and bid like a cattle auction?

That's an option, no cattle prods though

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I have a dick I can lend to the cause. And I'm only very occasionally a dick myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the dick

"
fair warning you would be dickmatized by its pendulum swinginess and be lost to lust

There now thats the legal warning stuff is out the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What the dick

fair warning you would be dickmatized by its pendulum swinginess and be lost to lust

There now thats the legal warning stuff is out the way

Let the dicking commence!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the dick

fair warning you would be dickmatized by its pendulum swinginess and be lost to lust

There now thats the legal warning stuff is out the way

Let the dicking commence!"

You're coming across as a dick-tator

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call me Mr Sunshine, coz I'm here to provide vitamin D for you ladies.

Although I can't guarantee I'm not a dick. Tho, imo anyone who says they definitely aren't a dick, probably are.

Catch DD.

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By *hesblokeMan over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking."

Her we see the male... approach the female...to see if she's ready...to mate.

She's punched him in the teeth...it appears that "FAF"...was not the right question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking.

Her we see the male... approach the female...to see if she's ready...to mate.

She's punched him in the teeth...it appears that "FAF"...was not the right question."

NE you have competition!

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By *IG G77Man over a year ago

GATLEY

I can make myself available ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback "

That will be down to the dickees discretion.

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By *adyBugsWoman over a year ago

cognito

Is there any spare dicking going?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is there any spare dicking going? "

I believe we have a couple of spares.

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

Could I please apply for membership?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback

That will be down to the dickees discretion."

I'm up for it if the other dickee is

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback

That will be down to the dickees discretion."

Ok, understood

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Call me Mr Sunshine, coz I'm here to provide vitamin D for you ladies.

Although I can't guarantee I'm not a dick. Tho, imo anyone who says they definitely aren't a dick, probably are.

Catch DD. "

I'm only looking for the single dick.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback

That will be down to the dickees discretion.

I'm up for it if the other dickee is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When in rome I suppose

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

I really am a dick or so im told ,does that boost me up the ladder

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When in rome I suppose "

That's quite a commute

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Have dick ..will travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I really am a dick or so im told ,does that boost me up the ladder

lol"

Read the original post...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll bring my toga too

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By *ub23Man over a year ago

wandering

I hope there’s room for a young dick

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By *osey WalesMan over a year ago

Surrey

Happy to be on the subs bench for when the super Dicks need to tap out.

Available for private hire too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just provide David Attenborough style commentary? Can’t be arsed to do any dicking.

I see you more as a Ant or Dec.

But sure.

Are you suggesting having sex with you is on par with a bushtucker trial?

As in it'll make you wretch?

Yes I am.

Aaaaah nooo pet. A canny believe he’s just put that in his mouth

I will join the club just for this.

Now just reach in there and see if you can find a star

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback

That will be down to the dickees discretion.

I'm up for it if the other dickee is

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback

That will be down to the dickees discretion.

I'm up for it if the other dickee is

Come on over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback "

Ambitious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback

Ambitious

Apparently the other dickees like ambition

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

"I really am a dick or so im told ,does that boost me up the ladder

lol

Read the original post..."

But im a good dick

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Carry on dick?

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By *onnyadtMan over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Gonna have to let you down, op, too far and I'll be too short....height wise

Why hasn't a pill been invented yet for height increse, dammit!

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By *osey WalesMan over a year ago

Surrey

I 2nd that...

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback

Ambitious

Apparently the other dickees like ambition

If you don't ask, you don't get

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What the dick

fair warning you would be dickmatized by its pendulum swinginess and be lost to lust

There now thats the legal warning stuff is out the way

Let the dicking commence!"
its not just a dick its a fucking dickventure

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback

Ambitious

Apparently the other dickees like ambition

If you don't ask, you don't get

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I 2nd that... "

There's more than just me on here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What the dick

fair warning you would be dickmatized by its pendulum swinginess and be lost to lust

There now thats the legal warning stuff is out the way

Let the dicking commence!its not just a dick its a fucking dickventure"

I'm sold!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Quick question as it's a club can I give 2 members a dicking at the same time or do I need to wait until one has given feedback

Ambitious

Apparently the other dickees like ambition

If you don't ask, you don't get

Exactly

So it would appear!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Count me in!!!

I think there should be an award for best dicking of the month

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By *icolerobbieCouple over a year ago

walsall

Ooh, I’m in. A nice fat 9” incher e we oils be perfect please…

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By *uietly_KinkyMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Ooh, I’m in. A nice fat 9” incher e we oils be perfect please…

Well, I'm certainly fat... oh, wait, you meant the dick

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By *osey WalesMan over a year ago

Surrey

"I 2nd that...

There's more than just me on here!"

An additional inch wouldnt hurt.

In general, for you, sure, but generally speaking too.

Height wise people..

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By *iminey_cricketsMan over a year ago

barbican

"Who needs a good dicking??

Been far too long?

Mend a broken heart?

Report below.

We'll meet every 4th Thursday to compare notes.

Men, this couldn't be any easier for you. Literally all you've got to do is not be a dick but provide the dick.

Have dick. Will travel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel there’s not enough fingering getting done these days as well. Is it strictly dicking or are we including the whole shabang?

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I've got a book about Dick Whittington I can bring. Luke

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By *iberius61Man over a year ago

Pontefract

"...Is it strictly dicking or are we including the whole shabang?"

I was going to ask about rogering. That's always just sounded so much more gentlemanly. A dicking just sounds like something the servants get up to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...Is it strictly dicking ……

What, I’ve got to do a dance too???

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"So what's a "good" dicking consist of?

I feel like we need parameters.

Like a minimum time from the first kiss to the post orgasm cuddle.

I can do without the cuddle personally.

I'm just going for one that leaves you sweaty, out of breath and fully satisfied."

1hr minimum? I'm usually good after 2hrs, incl cuddles. Unless it's a leisurely afternoon deal. But I know not every has time for that.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Also, if you're ever in Australia, there is a club in Brisbane called the 7th. In order to join, men have to prove that they are in the 7th percentile. Members get a silver ring to prove their 'manhood'.

Don't say I never do anything for you ladies

The 7th percentile? Doesn't that mean that 93% of the population score higher?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interesting thread

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By *alentedfMan over a year ago

Near Newbury

I'm more than a dick with a dick

I'm a human being god dam it

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’m not too late am I?

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By *2coupleCouple over a year ago

Broadstairs

Let's get dicking

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By *iberius61Man over a year ago

Pontefract

"The 7th percentile? Doesn't that mean that 93% of the population score higher?"

Depends if they're talking the top percentile, or the bottom

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By *onkeynutWoman over a year ago

somewhere

In need of a dicking. Apply within.

(Don’t, really)

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

Fucks sake.

When I suggested a good dicking yesterday I didn't think there'd actually be a recruitment drive starting less than 24 hrs later.....

Fingers crossed it works.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Fucks sake.

When I suggested a good dicking yesterday I didn't think there'd actually be a recruitment drive starting less than 24 hrs later.....

Fingers crossed it works.

It has for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plenty of stunning ladies in here I'd love to give a dicking to

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By *nknowncorkMan over a year ago

Cork

I'd love to help.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I could support a more frequent dicking club.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Fucks sake.

When I suggested a good dicking yesterday I didn't think there'd actually be a recruitment drive starting less than 24 hrs later.....

Fingers crossed it works.

I'm efficient what can I say.

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By *onzoDog74Man over a year ago

Cheshire

I’d be more than happy to oblige. X

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

Sat up all night waiting to dick someone and now I’ve got to go to work....I feel a right dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sat up all night waiting to dick someone and now I’ve got to go to work....I feel a right dick

More than I felt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cap'n, dick ahoy. On the starboard side. Arrrrrrrrr

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

I can’t believe I missed this last night! Put me down for something more admin related. Got my own dick but can pimp out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

?? Have I missed something here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can count me in

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By *layisbetterwithLaughterMan over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Is cake provided for the Dicker's....

I guess I can swing by Tesco and pick one up.

I can bring cake! Name your flavour

I wasn't sure if this thread was for me until I read this important update. Love cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t believe I missed this last night! Put me down for something more admin related. Got my own dick but can pimp out"

At the minute I’m taking up the role of both Ant and Dec. How goods your Geordie accent?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"I can’t believe I missed this last night! Put me down for something more admin related. Got my own dick but can pimp out

At the minute I’m taking up the role of both Ant and Dec. How goods your Geordie accent?"

Funny you should ask, I can do pretty convincing accents!!! I always forget this about myself on threads asking what we’re good at

Geordie I’m ok with - might slip into Cornish after too much 20/20

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t believe I missed this last night! Put me down for something more admin related. Got my own dick but can pimp out

At the minute I’m taking up the role of both Ant and Dec. How goods your Geordie accent?

Funny you should ask, I can do pretty convincing accents!!! I always forget this about myself on threads asking what we’re good at

Geordie I’m ok with - might slip into Cornish after too much 20/20"

That’s good enough. How big is your forehead? I need to know which one you’re going to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a mixed accent living in the south west then moving to the west mids and now Scotland

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"I can’t believe I missed this last night! Put me down for something more admin related. Got my own dick but can pimp out

At the minute I’m taking up the role of both Ant and Dec. How goods your Geordie accent?

Funny you should ask, I can do pretty convincing accents!!! I always forget this about myself on threads asking what we’re good at

Geordie I’m ok with - might slip into Cornish after too much 20/20

That’s good enough. How big is your forehead? I need to know which one you’re going to be

I’ve got a five head

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can’t believe I missed this last night! Put me down for something more admin related. Got my own dick but can pimp out

At the minute I’m taking up the role of both Ant and Dec. How goods your Geordie accent?

Funny you should ask, I can do pretty convincing accents!!! I always forget this about myself on threads asking what we’re good at

Geordie I’m ok with - might slip into Cornish after too much 20/20

That’s good enough. How big is your forehead? I need to know which one you’re going to be

I’ve got a five head "

I’ll be Dec

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple over a year ago

chester

"I can’t believe I missed this last night! Put me down for something more admin related. Got my own dick but can pimp out

At the minute I’m taking up the role of both Ant and Dec. How goods your Geordie accent?

Funny you should ask, I can do pretty convincing accents!!! I always forget this about myself on threads asking what we’re good at

Geordie I’m ok with - might slip into Cornish after too much 20/20

That’s good enough. How big is your forehead? I need to know which one you’re going to be

I’ve got a five head

I’ll be Dec

I feel special

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By *olden PoleMan over a year ago

Kent

"Sat up all night waiting to dick someone and now I’ve got to go to work....I feel a right dick

More than I felt."

Hard to get tho....and a dick should be the only hard thing

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"So what's a "good" dicking consist of?

I feel like we need parameters.

Like a minimum time from the first kiss to the post orgasm cuddle."

Orgasm? No one said anything about orgasms.......

I'm out. Not that I was in anyway obvs......

Winston

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By *dventurous biMan over a year ago

tesside

I have a dick. It’s old but perfectly serviceable.

Would it be ok if I gave some tonguing before getting the dick involved?

Also, my back’s a bit sore, can I go on the bottom?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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