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over a year ago
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And I have a week off work!!! Yay me.
This means I can drink wine right??
Would also appreciate some sexy tattooed men/ladies gracing my inbox.
Apparently I need a "good dicking".
I'm currently open to offers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m sexy and tattooed but you’re not getting any inboxes from me. Instead I’ll just talk shit on this thread until you get bored of me  "
He's sexy and he knows it!!
No please don't message, don't ruin my illusion of you being funny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me too !!
I’ll send a photo but my tattoos are on my back and I also want a ‘dicking’
We should start a "dicking" club.
In "
Yay, we have 3 members. Any more takers?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m sexy and tattooed but you’re not getting any inboxes from me. Instead I’ll just talk shit on this thread until you get bored of me
He's sexy and he knows it!!
No please don't message, don't ruin my illusion of you being funny. "
How many times do I have to tell you I’m 100% serious? I’m about as funny as the clap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything you can imagine, can become real. 
Ryan Reynolds naked in my bed
Ryan Reynolds naked in my bed
Ryan Reynolds naked in my bed "
Beatles juice
Beatle juice
Beatle juice
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I take 14 photos of my arm and sent them too you. Does that count? 
Are you sure it's your arm??
It does look bigger on camera. I know. "
So does my arse. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything you can imagine, can become real.
Ryan Reynolds naked in my bed
Ryan Reynolds naked in my bed
Ryan Reynolds naked in my bed
Beatles juice
Beatle juice
Beatle juice
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I don't want that creepy little fucker!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m sexy and tattooed but you’re not getting any inboxes from me. Instead I’ll just talk shit on this thread until you get bored of me
He's sexy and he knows it!!
No please don't message, don't ruin my illusion of you being funny.
How many times do I have to tell you I’m 100% serious? I’m about as funny as the clap."
Yeah I can kinda see this.
Stay out my box!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I take 14 photos of my arm and sent them too you. Does that count?
Are you sure it's your arm??
It does look bigger on camera. I know.
So does my arse."
I don’t believe you. Prove it off camera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m sexy and tattooed but you’re not getting any inboxes from me. Instead I’ll just talk shit on this thread until you get bored of me
He's sexy and he knows it!!
No please don't message, don't ruin my illusion of you being funny.
How many times do I have to tell you I’m 100% serious? I’m about as funny as the clap.
Yeah I can kinda see this.
Stay out my box!!!"
A bit presumptuous. Who says I want to be anywhere near your box? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m sexy and tattooed but you’re not getting any inboxes from me. Instead I’ll just talk shit on this thread until you get bored of me
He's sexy and he knows it!!
No please don't message, don't ruin my illusion of you being funny.
How many times do I have to tell you I’m 100% serious? I’m about as funny as the clap.
Yeah I can kinda see this.
Stay out my box!!!
A bit presumptuous. Who says I want to be anywhere near your box? "
Yeah I wouldn't either!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I take 14 photos of my arm and sent them too you. Does that count?
Are you sure it's your arm??
It does look bigger on camera. I know.
So does my arse.
I don’t believe you. Prove it off camera "
Dares..double dares...triple dares...where will it end!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I take 14 photos of my arm and sent them too you. Does that count?
Are you sure it's your arm??
It does look bigger on camera. I know.
So does my arse.
I don’t believe you. Prove it off camera
Dares..double dares...triple dares...where will it end!!!"
With your tongue stick to my pole.
*if anybody gets that geeky film reference tonight they get my eternal respect. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Went to the tattoo shop on Monday,
Messaged that girl on Tuesday,
We were drinking wine by Wednesday
and dicking on Thursday and Friday and Saturday."
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Dares..double dares...triple dares...where will it end!!!
With your tongue stick to my pole.
*if anybody gets that geeky film reference tonight they get my eternal respect. "
Nobody?   |
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Dares..double dares...triple dares...where will it end!!!
With your tongue stick to my pole.
*if anybody gets that geeky film reference tonight they get my eternal respect.
Nobody? "
I didn't get it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Dares..double dares...triple dares...where will it end!!!
With your tongue stick to my pole.
*if anybody gets that geeky film reference tonight they get my eternal respect.
Nobody?
I didn't get it "
A Christmas Story.
If you can be bothered or don’t know it https://youtu.be/qeJXYhdfR6Q  |
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