Disgusted

By *din OP Man over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

Opened a new pack of sausages and one jumped out and went up my trouser leg and started to fondle my bum

Found out it was a Jimmy savaloy

By *histler21Man over a year ago

Ipswich

Contact the police.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did Jimmy fix your broken arse crack while he was there?

By *din OP Man over a year ago

Nr Biggleswade

"Did Jimmy fix your broken arse crack while he was there?"

Jim fixed it for me

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did Jimmy fix your broken arse crack while he was there?

Jim fixed it for me

Did he place anything round your neck with something hanging from it?

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sounds like his cigar