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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

There once was a gnu named Bob

Who was untidy; you might say a slob

Beer cans and curry

The mess not a worry

But for a date he’d clean up no prob.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

There once was a duck called Fred

He was always extremely well fed

All the gnats that he ate

From morning till late

Meant he slept very well in his bed.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

There once was a horse named Flo

Who liked things to be, well, just so

Order and sense

Or else she was tense

Any mix up would just cause her woe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There once was a cat named cat

And he walked on just two legs and wore a hat.

His hair was Black and his eyes were green,

He was the most beautiful thing I think I’ve ever seen.

But he was a real spoiled brat!

You couldn’t tell him this and you couldn’t tell him that.

He was thoughtful enough to bring me gifts at least.

But he only brought things I hated like mice and rats.

Bloody bastard. And I’m allergic to him but I love him to bits.

To absolute bits.

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

Yassss Pickle!

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

There once was a dog named Pickles

Who loved lengthy sessions of tickles

When only a pup

He found the World Cup

Then spent all his days licking testicles

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By *stella OP Woman over a year ago

London

"There once was a dog named Pickles

Who loved lengthy sessions of tickles

When only a pup

He found the World Cup

Then spent all his days licking testicles"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There once was a dog named Pickles

Who loved lengthy sessions of tickles

When only a pup

He found the World Cup

Then spent all his days licking testicles"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to have this goldfish

And I used to hate the way he looked at me when I was doing mish

ionary

And every other position really. So I gave it away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A old Gorilla who lived in long grass

Loved to tell tales from his past:

'You should have seen me

When I starred on TV

Fucking Attenborough right up the...'

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"A old Gorilla who lived in long grass

Loved to tell tales from his past:

'You should have seen me

When I starred on TV

Fucking Attenborough right up the...'

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

There once was a cat named Pat,

Who didn’t know where he was at,

He looked up and down,

and then turned around,

Ran into a wall and went splat!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An attractive young Emu named Mandy

Stuck her head wherever was sandy

And in that position

She'd enjoy coition

But stopped when her legs felt too bandy.

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

There was a toxic rat,

Who loved to slurp up fat,

He burped up a gopher,

That smelled of sulfur,

And also threw up a cat!

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Is it safe to suck cocks ?

Or should I turn the keys in my locks ?

Batten down like Fort Knox

To avoid Monkeypox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This cat turned up all deranged,

It attacked the toxic fat Rat,

After this things changed, the

Rat fell dead on it's head.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

An armadillo

Lay on my pillow,

Down below

Was a pangolin

Licking my quim

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

There once was a lion named Rab,

Who spent all his days browsing fab,

He looked everywhere for a mate,

But he couldn't integrate,

A lioness into his lounge.

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Rab had a friend named Claude

Who joined Fab because he was bored

He was always ignored

Oh how he roared

Everyone knew that he was a cheeter

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"Rab had a friend named Claude

Who joined Fab because he was bored

He was always ignored

Oh how he roared

Everyone knew that he was a cheeter"

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By *he love catsCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"A old Gorilla who lived in long grass

Loved to tell tales from his past:

'You should have seen me

When I starred on TV

Fucking Attenborough right up the...'

Who went?

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