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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Today, after months of procrastination, I've stored some packing cases, put up another sword rack and started building a pergola on my patio.

What have you been putting off for ages and really need to get done?

*nosey.....

Winston

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’s Saturday! Productive my arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s Saturday! Productive my arse "

I thought you don't like "that kind of thing" Nora.

Winston

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s Saturday! Productive my arse

I thought you don't like "that kind of thing" Nora.

Winston "

I like my arse

. I don’t mind a slap on it even. That’s it though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went to the gym and injured my thumb 6 minutes into my workout and went home in a huff. That’s as productive as I’ve been today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s Saturday! Productive my arse

I thought you don't like "that kind of thing" Nora.

Winston

I like my arse

. I don’t mind a slap on it even. That’s it though

To be fair, I've never seen your ass. A man can live in hope though.......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've drank coffee

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s Saturday! Productive my arse

I thought you don't like "that kind of thing" Nora.

Winston

I like my arse

. I don’t mind a slap on it even. That’s it though

To be fair, I've never seen your ass. A man can live in hope though.......

Winston "

Have you not? I’m sure it’s been out. I’ll send you my arse Winston. You’re not eating your lunch are you?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s Saturday! Productive my arse

I thought you don't like "that kind of thing" Nora.

Winston

I like my arse

. I don’t mind a slap on it even. That’s it though

To be fair, I've never seen your ass. A man can live in hope though.......

Winston

Have you not? I’m sure it’s been out. I’ll send you my arse Winston. You’re not eating your lunch are you?"

Ooops I seem to have sent my arse to myself

. Bare with. At least I got a pleasant message today

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It’s Saturday! Productive my arse

I thought you don't like "that kind of thing" Nora.

Winston

I like my arse

. I don’t mind a slap on it even. That’s it though

To be fair, I've never seen your ass. A man can live in hope though.......

Winston

Have you not? I’m sure it’s been out. I’ll send you my arse Winston. You’re not eating your lunch are you?

Ooops I seem to have sent my arse to myself

. Bare with. At least I got a pleasant message today

Only you

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s Saturday! Productive my arse

I thought you don't like "that kind of thing" Nora.

Winston

I like my arse

. I don’t mind a slap on it even. That’s it though

To be fair, I've never seen your ass. A man can live in hope though.......

Winston

Have you not? I’m sure it’s been out. I’ll send you my arse Winston. You’re not eating your lunch are you?

Ooops I seem to have sent my arse to myself

. Bare with. At least I got a pleasant message today

Only you

Nice arse though. I would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m erecting *something* later, Winston.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

These past few days have been the LEAST productive ever! I had a day of leave on Thursday; sat in a hospital most of Friday and having caught up on the sleep I didn't have over the preceding two days, I'm about to head back to aforementioned hospital. I'm achieving nothing today...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can confirm that Nora has a fine ass.

I can also confirm that my various projects are on hold.

*These statements may or may not be connected.......

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m erecting *something* later, Winston.

Nudge, nudge, wink, wink

Fnarr fnarrr.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"These past few days have been the LEAST productive ever! I had a day of leave on Thursday; sat in a hospital most of Friday and having caught up on the sleep I didn't have over the preceding two days, I'm about to head back to aforementioned hospital. I'm achieving nothing today..."

Sending healing thoughts..... its all I got I'm afraid.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cut the grass. I know it's no mow May but I got lost on the way to the shed in the week and chased by a herd of wildebeest.

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By *tinerant scribeMan over a year ago

County Durham

I have been sitting on material for an article for four years and plan to write the f-----r in June.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Someone bought me an ice cream. I ate it - that's about ss productive as I'm getting, other than some exercise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Nearly all projects finished, quick walk around town, home, soaky bath to ease my back, chill on the settee with the kids.

Winston

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Today, after months of procrastination, I've stored some packing cases, put up another sword rack and started building a pergola on my patio.

What have you been putting off for ages and really need to get done?

*nosey.....

Winston"

ANOTHER sword rack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today, after months of procrastination, I've stored some packing cases, put up another sword rack and started building a pergola on my patio.

What have you been putting off for ages and really need to get done?

*nosey.....

Winston

ANOTHER sword rack?

Third one. Is that bad?

Winston

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

Decluttering my bedroom. I'm quite sentimental so I keep a lot of stuff but it's time I let go of some of this stuff and declutter my room and my life. Slowly getting there though now I have more free time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just trimmed the lawn and bush. Need to jetwash the rendering, plant out some baskets. Whole snaglist of little jobs for the moho....it's never ending I tell you!..

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

A sword rack! Is that what it says on the tin?

I made a bacon sandwich.

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By *inger_SnapWoman over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Sorting my clothes out... I have so many that I just don't wear. But actually need to sell some rather than donating to charity.

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By *eah BabyCouple over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Sorting my clothes out... I have so many that I just don't wear. But actually need to sell some rather than donating to charity."

Can you come and do mine please, I only got as far as my shoes and gave up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chill Winston, it’s the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chill Winston, it’s the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how many people can say ‘I’m just putting up a sword rack!’?

Don’t piss Winston off. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

how many people can say ‘I’m just putting up a sword rack!’?

Don’t piss Winston off. Ever. "

More people should listen to this advice...... ^^^^

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Today, after months of procrastination, I've stored some packing cases, put up another sword rack and started building a pergola on my patio.

What have you been putting off for ages and really need to get done?

*nosey.....

Winston

ANOTHER sword rack?

He has 3, Its OK, only 2 are full of swords.

The other is full of spears and pointy things.

Lady Astor

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Took a bunch of stuff to a charity shop earlier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I done around 8 hours worth of painting today...

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Trimmed some bushes, mowed the lawn, even managed to sort some roots.

Sat with a can watching the sun go down, and I could swear I could see it all growing back. Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And so to bed.....

Satisfied after a days toil.

Night night all.

Winston

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sword rack?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I really need to hoover... Its been some time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tidied the garage and cleaned the house for when the wife gets back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a very productive day, done some venetian plastering...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a very productive day, done some venetian plastering..."

I had to Google! Thought it might be a sexual term I'd missed.. But hella me I was more impressed

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

"Today, after months of procrastination, I've stored some packing cases, put up another sword rack and started building a pergola on my patio.

What have you been putting off for ages and really need to get done?

*nosey.....

Winston"

Get my car sorted. Although its less procrastination more every time I go to do it something else gets in the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Had a very productive day, done some venetian plastering...

I had to Google! Thought it might be a sexual term I'd missed.. But hella me I was more impressed

Haha thanks, I'm sure someone will eventually turn it into a sexual term ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Pergola built. All weekend jobs done.

Quick bit of housekeeping and.........chill.

Winston

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