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over a year ago
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I have asked this before… but…
What happens if you strap toast butter side up onto the back of a cat, and drop the whole ensemble?
I’d like to point out that no cats have been harmed in the making of this post.
Schroedinger references welcome  |
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"I have asked this before… but…
What happens if you strap toast butter side up onto the back of a cat, and drop the whole ensemble?
I’d like to point out that no cats have been harmed in the making of this post.
Schroedinger references welcome "
how will we ever know |
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From a previous conversation with someone.
If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?
(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!) |
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Fire engine as 14 to 18 hundred litre of water, and a crap load of kit, cutting gear, dry suits for water rescue, chemical suits hazmat rescue, rope rescue gear, massive first aid kit with oxygen and defibrillator, radiation equipment |
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"I thought spiders “thingys” (I’m so grown up) were at the end of their legs, which meant they procreate by fisting (footing?) "
As a side note on my “wanderings” through the “web” I discovered that a bite from the Brazilian Wandering Spider can cause a priapism and has been used to treat erectile dysfunction in human males  |
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"I thought spiders “thingys” (I’m so grown up) were at the end of their legs, which meant they procreate by fisting (footing?) "
Mind blown!
Do girl spiders suck their mens toes or are they giving them a bj |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From a previous conversation with someone.
If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?
(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)"
At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From a previous conversation with someone.
If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?
(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)
At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog "
Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"From a previous conversation with someone.
If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?
(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)
At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog
Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode. "
If these are the conversations that people are having, I’m clearly having the wrong type of conversations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a previous conversation with someone.
If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?
(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)
At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog
Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode.
If these are the conversations that people are having, I’m clearly having the wrong type of conversations "
It was an actual conversation I had yes.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From a previous conversation with someone.
If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?
(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)
At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog
Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode. "
It was a third story window so your theory might still work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From a previous conversation with someone.
If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?
(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)
At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog
Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode.
It was a third story window so your theory might still work."
Ah, so it was the landing gear in that instance that failed.
Over a fence would probably work?? |
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By *lynJMan
over a year ago
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"From a previous conversation with someone.
If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?
(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)
At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog
Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode.
It was a third story window so your theory might still work.
Ah, so it was the landing gear in that instance that failed.
Over a fence would probably work??"
What is "frog jump mode"? |
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"I thought spiders “thingys” (I’m so grown up) were at the end of their legs, which meant they procreate by fisting (footing?)
Mind blown!
Do girl spiders suck their mens toes or are they giving them a bj "
Don't think male spiders will be complaining either way  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"From a previous conversation with someone.
If you throw a frog, does it automatically go into jump mode?
(I wouldn't actually throw a frog, I wouldn't get that close!)
At school a frog got into our classroom somehow. A very frightened teacher made one of the students throw it out the window. It did not end well for the frog
Dammit. I was adamant they'd go into jump mode.
It was a third story window so your theory might still work.
Ah, so it was the landing gear in that instance that failed.
Over a fence would probably work??"
Only one way to find out. |
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"I thought spiders “thingys” (I’m so grown up) were at the end of their legs, which meant they procreate by fisting (footing?)
Mind blown!
Do girl spiders suck their mens toes or are they giving them a bj
Don't think male spiders will be complaining either way "
Don't the girl spiders eat the boy spiders post coitus?  |
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"The people who handcook crisps...how hot are their hands? How do they go about the rest of the day? Do they have to wear welding gloves inside out the rest of the time?"
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"When you're in a rush why are your pants always inside out "
I did that recently while attending a motorsport event. And as I was a guest of someone in a team.. I didn't dare turn them around the right way... they won the race |
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"When the male orb-web spider has its first, and sometimes last, sexual encounter it has a trick up its sleeve: detachable genitalia which keep pumping even after their owner's moved on.... "
Some species of octopus the male detaches his penis and throws it at the female...I'm so glad I'm not an octopus  |
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"Your washing on the line, do spiders rub their willies on it?
What stupid question do you want to ask? "
They only rub them on your face when sleeping
I want to know if I drink from a fountain of youth will my willy get smaller? |
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"When the male orb-web spider has its first, and sometimes last, sexual encounter it has a trick up its sleeve: detachable genitalia which keep pumping even after their owner's moved on....
Some species of octopus the male detaches his penis and throws it at the female...I'm so glad I'm not an octopus "
I hope he's got good aim. You'd be properly gutted to miss, and see your cock floating off to be swallowed by a shark eventually |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your washing on the line, do spiders rub their willies on it?
What stupid question do you want to ask?
They only rub them on your face when sleeping
I want to know if I drink from a fountain of youth will my willy get smaller? "
I think you might notice when you’re awake …. |
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"Your washing on the line, do spiders rub their willies on it?
What stupid question do you want to ask?
They only rub them on your face when sleeping
I want to know if I drink from a fountain of youth will my willy get smaller?
I think you might notice when you’re awake …. "
I don't want to be awake when they do it |
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