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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Asset?
Boobs
Bum
Cock
Who gives a fuck???
What's your worst feature??!
Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.
Face only a mother could love?
Pussy like a chewed up kebab?
Cock like a hot dog?
Let it all out.
Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.
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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
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"Asset?
Boobs
Bum
Cock
Who gives a fuck???
What's your worst feature??!
Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.
Face only a mother could love?
Pussy like a chewed up kebab?
Cock like a hot dog?
Let it all out.
Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.
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Best asset...my upper lip
Worst feature...my "subhuman" height  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asset?
Boobs
Bum
Cock
Who gives a fuck???
What's your worst feature??!
Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.
Face only a mother could love?
Pussy like a chewed up kebab?
Cock like a hot dog?
Let it all out.
Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.
Best asset...my upper lip
Worst feature...my "subhuman" height "
What has the lower lip done to deserve such public rejection? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worst trait hmmmm my lack of braincells too many hits to the head
I was gonna suggest your tea making skills. "
you would be surprised how many lasses have applied to replace my cup  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Worst trait hmmmm my lack of braincells too many hits to the head
I was gonna suggest your tea making skills. you would be surprised how many lasses have applied to replace my cup "
There's plural? I am surprised. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Worst trait hmmmm my lack of braincells too many hits to the head
I was gonna suggest your tea making skills. you would be surprised how many lasses have applied to replace my cup
There's plural? I am surprised. "
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"Asset?
Boobs
Bum
Cock
Who gives a fuck???
What's your worst feature??!
Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.
Face only a mother could love?
Pussy like a chewed up kebab?
Cock like a hot dog?
Let it all out.
Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.
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Who gives a fuck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asset?
Boobs
Bum
Cock
Who gives a fuck???
What's your worst feature??!
Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.
Face only a mother could love?
Pussy like a chewed up kebab?
Cock like a hot dog?
Let it all out.
Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.
Who gives a fuck"
You can't just copy what I wrote.
Lack of imagination could be one... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
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I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best feature is my legs. I’ve worked hard to get them and I’m proud of them.
My worst is my gooch. It just looks weird.
Gooch  "
The bit between my balls and my arse. We tried to take action pics once. Not a pretty sight  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best feature is my legs. I’ve worked hard to get them and I’m proud of them.
My worst is my gooch. It just looks weird.
Gooch
The bit between my balls and my arse. We tried to take action pics once. Not a pretty sight "
Is gooch a technical term?
I'm good with a camera, for future reference. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required. "
I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.
There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Too many talents to mention in a public forum 
On a swinging site with cocks and pussy everywhere you look...really??
I’d never get a date again "
Can you get one now?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best; hair, tits, eyes
Worst; feet, size 7 chunky things
There was a thread for chunky feet yesterday. They would have loved you there "
Oh crikey on a bike! Typical, I'm always last to the party  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best feature is my legs. I’ve worked hard to get them and I’m proud of them.
My worst is my gooch. It just looks weird.
Gooch
The bit between my balls and my arse. We tried to take action pics once. Not a pretty sight
Is gooch a technical term?
I'm good with a camera, for future reference. "
Dunno. Maybe start a thread and ask what others call it. I’ve only heard gooch and barse.
Either way it just looks like a hairy muff… minus the muff. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.
I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.
There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.
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Safe and reliable is underrated.
So where were we on these pics?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best; hair, tits, eyes
Worst; feet, size 7 chunky things
There was a thread for chunky feet yesterday. They would have loved you there
Oh crikey on a bike! Typical, I'm always last to the party "
Like they say there’s someone for everyone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best asset is absolutely sod all physical
Worst asset is again absolutely sod all physical.
Suppose I'm a bit like marmite. Love me or hate me hahaha"
I love your optimism. I can relate. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I constantly rely on my sense of humour I've got fuck all else to fall back on
Sucks being me
Do I know that feeling!
But, but, your butt!! "
Is it my butt though??
Am I even female??
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I constantly rely on my sense of humour I've got fuck all else to fall back on
Sucks being me
Do I know that feeling!
But, but, your butt!!
Is it my butt though??
Am I even female??
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And another illusion torn to tatters in my mind in seconds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.
I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.
There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.
Safe and reliable is underrated.
So where were we on these pics??"
I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.
I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.
There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.
Safe and reliable is underrated.
So where were we on these pics??
I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that. "
You look like my mum although she has a better beard tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.
I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.
There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.
Safe and reliable is underrated.
So where were we on these pics??
I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.
You look like my mum although she has a better beard tbh "
Are you tryna see my penis, pal  |
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.
I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.
There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.
Safe and reliable is underrated.
So where were we on these pics??
I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.
You look like my mum although she has a better beard tbh
Are you tryna see my penis, pal "
I think he wants to put a ring on it, but not that type |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.
I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.
There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.
Safe and reliable is underrated.
So where were we on these pics??
I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.
You look like my mum although she has a better beard tbh
Are you tryna see my penis, pal "
My mum says that too |
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"Asset?
Boobs
Bum
Cock
Who gives a fuck???
What's your worst feature??!
Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.
Face only a mother could love?
Pussy like a chewed up kebab?
Cock like a hot dog?
Let it all out.
Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.
"
Best feature - struggling between the fact that I’m probably the best looking person here and humility. Probs humility though.
Worst feature - crippling halitosis, flaky skin and an inny instead of outy (penis)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.
I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.
There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.
Safe and reliable is underrated.
So where were we on these pics??
I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that. "
You're pretty |
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Asset...my lingerie collection!
Worst...my belly!
Frustration... not enough ladies into guys in lingerie!
Favourite Kinky thing...or one of, licking and tasting a lady cumming in my mouth...I love to please! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asset...my lingerie collection!
Worst...my belly!
Frustration... not enough ladies into guys in lingerie!
Favourite Kinky thing...or one of, licking and tasting a lady cumming in my mouth...I love to please! "
You went above and beyond! |
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"Asset...my lingerie collection!
Worst...my belly!
Frustration... not enough ladies into guys in lingerie!
Favourite Kinky thing...or one of, licking and tasting a lady cumming in my mouth...I love to please!
You went above and beyond!"
Tbh I forgot the questions after I started typing so improvised!  |
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By *_DirectorMan
over a year ago
Middle of somewhere |
"Asset?
Boobs
Bum
Cock
Who gives a fuck???
What's your worst feature??!
Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.
Face only a mother could love?
Pussy like a chewed up kebab?
Cock like a hot dog?
Let it all out.
Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.
"
My hugs are legendary  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asset...my lingerie collection!
Worst...my belly!
Frustration... not enough ladies into guys in lingerie!
Favourite Kinky thing...or one of, licking and tasting a lady cumming in my mouth...I love to please!
You went above and beyond!
Tbh I forgot the questions after I started typing so improvised! "
Happens to me all the time. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asset?
Boobs
Bum
Cock
Who gives a fuck???
What's your worst feature??!
Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.
Face only a mother could love?
Pussy like a chewed up kebab?
Cock like a hot dog?
Let it all out.
Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.
My hugs are legendary "
Are they though?? |
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By *_DirectorMan
over a year ago
Middle of somewhere |
"Asset?
Boobs
Bum
Cock
Who gives a fuck???
What's your worst feature??!
Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.
Face only a mother could love?
Pussy like a chewed up kebab?
Cock like a hot dog?
Let it all out.
Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.
My hugs are legendary
Are they though??"
Oh yes, you should try |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Asset?
Boobs
Bum
Cock
Who gives a fuck???
What's your worst feature??!
Shittest boobs on fab, don't feel bad.
Face only a mother could love?
Pussy like a chewed up kebab?
Cock like a hot dog?
Let it all out.
Not literally, we don't require photographic evidence.
My hugs are legendary
Are they though??
Oh yes, you should try "
I'm good, thanks though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Asset
I can cook
I do gardening
I do cleaning of house
I work forty eight hours a week
Drawback
I’m old
Have dad bod
Only a little Willy
But another asset is
Good talker
Fun to be with
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best asset: I like to think I'm relatively easy to get along with.
Worst feature: my nose, you can shelter a homeless person under it."
That made me chuckle, good man - Bob |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best asset: I like to think I'm relatively easy to get along with.
Worst feature: my nose, you can shelter a homeless person under it.
That made me chuckle, good man - Bob"
You know what they say about men with big noses don't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.
I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.
There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.
Safe and reliable is underrated.
So where were we on these pics??
I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.
You're pretty "
One dick pic coming right up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best feature is by far my face and you can make of that what you will lol.
My worst feature is my penis.
I knew I could rely on you Steve.
I lied though, photographic evidence is indeed required.
I’m reliable, that’s what women say when I ask what they like about me. Not my good looks or great dick game. I’m safe and reliable.
There’s no way I’m sending penis pics on fab. Could end up in anyone’s hands. And poor them.
Safe and reliable is underrated.
So where were we on these pics??
I’ll show you whatever you want if you tell me I’m pretty. I need that.
You're pretty
One dick pic coming right up "
Why thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best asset: I like to think I'm relatively easy to get along with.
Worst feature: my nose, you can shelter a homeless person under it.
That made me chuckle, good man - Bob
You know what they say about men with big noses don't you?"
Big sneezes? |
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My best asset is probably my total lack of shame or standards.
My worst feature would probably by my todger which takes women to such heights of ecstasy that they become quickly addicted and unshakeable. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best asset: I like to think I'm relatively easy to get along with.
Worst feature: my nose, you can shelter a homeless person under it.
That made me chuckle, good man - Bob
You know what they say about men with big noses don't you?
Big sneezes? "
Correct  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My best asset is probably my total lack of shame or standards.
My worst feature would probably by my todger which takes women to such heights of ecstasy that they become quickly addicted and unshakeable."
Life is tough |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Best feature?
My eyes probably.
Worst feature?
Apparently my face. Every time I send it, people stop talking to me
*gallic shrug*"
I've definitely seen worse faces. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?
Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?"
Well not many are!!
Me? Definitely my face, it's a huge let down. Pussy is pretty shit aswell.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?
Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?
Well not many are!!
Me? Definitely my face, it's a huge let down. Pussy is pretty shit aswell.
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She's hot really. I'll be her MCR tour guide if she gives me what Johnny got  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?
Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?
Well not many are!!
Me? Definitely my face, it's a huge let down. Pussy is pretty shit aswell.
She's hot really. I'll be her MCR tour guide if she gives me what Johnny got "
A visit to the clinic??
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
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No idea what my best feature is, when it goes the way it should my hair is my favourite feature though.
Worst feature is that my belly often sticks out further than my tits
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?
Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?
Well not many are!!
Me? Definitely my face, it's a huge let down. Pussy is pretty shit aswell.
She's hot really. I'll be her MCR tour guide if she gives me what Johnny got
A visit to the clinic??
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I get sick pay - call me maybe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait, what’s your worst feature OP?
Why are we the only ones being self deprecating?
Well not many are!!
Me? Definitely my face, it's a huge let down. Pussy is pretty shit aswell.
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Doubt it but I’m down to find out about the face. |
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Best, bum and hair
Worst by far my health....to quote my sister 'if you were a horse you would of been put down by now'
I must be one of those fucking shire work horses then because I am still going   
Alice x |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Best feature?
My eyes probably.
Worst feature?
Apparently my face. Every time I send it, people stop talking to me
*gallic shrug*
I've definitely seen worse faces."
That’s one of the nicest things that you’ve said to me |
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