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just made a terrible mistake!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha hate the things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least it want Marmite flavoured

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You gotta be well pissed when you eat them lol......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ew i ain't coming near you now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At least it want Marmite flavoured "

I adore Marmite, but mixing it with a Pot Noodle would be an abomination!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

pot noodles should be banned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No no no you can't put marmite in with pot noodles

Marmite is lush!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"pot noodles should be banned"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I knew it was going to be bad when I looked at it and it just looked like tramps sick mixed with baby poo.

Apparently it was chicken flavoured, tasted like no chicken I've even eaten!

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You should have had edible dormouse instead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You should have had edible dormouse instead."

What have the Romans ever done for us?!

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By *eneral HysteriaMan over a year ago

Newcastle

surely your nose told you it was wrong before it reached your mouth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah, you made the classic beginner's mistake.

You have to be really, really d*unk to eat one. They're a chunder assistance device, not food.

If you're sober, you'd be better off eating the packaging. More nutritional content.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You should have had edible dormouse instead.

What have the Romans ever done for us?!"

Built a big wall round Silchester that I can go and walk round when bored.

Other than that, nothing much I can think of.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ah, you made the classic beginner's mistake.

You have to be really, really d*unk to eat one. They're a chunder assistance device, not food.

If you're sober, you'd be better off eating the packaging. More nutritional content.

Why weren't you here to warn me?! And, what's taking the man from Domino's so long?!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!"

Used to love them when I was a teenager especially after a heavy night out....

Tried to eat one a while back and

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By *ustcutieWoman over a year ago

edinburgh

Ewww pot noodles are awful.....now domimos there's a plan...and its 2 for 1 Tuesday

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By *londeandbrownCouple over a year ago

taunton

Recently whilst on ship doing my thing the food was so bad that a pot noodle would have been exquisite cuisine after 3 weeks eating fish heads and other non edible things I'd have killed a person to get a pot noodle

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally!

"
well you ate it, not me!

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!"

I share your pain. I had one an hour ago. The taste just lingers like a really manky.....

.......

......

olive that's the word

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally!

well you ate it, not me!

I'm gonna make a killing on the Japanese porn market!

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally!

well you ate it, not me!

I'm gonna make a killing on the Japanese porn market!

"
Not just the Japanese one i suspect......go for the bombay badboy next time and il bring my camcorder

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally!

well you ate it, not me!

I'm gonna make a killing on the Japanese porn market!

Not just the Japanese one i suspect......go for the bombay badboy next time and il bring my camcorder

Lol, you're on!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now I love the chicken micro noodles or even better a mugshot they are heaven in a mug x

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By *uriouskinky2Couple over a year ago

wrexham

At least it wasn't a cheese toastie!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"At least it wasn't a cheese toastie!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally!

well you ate it, not me!

I'm gonna make a killing on the Japanese porn market!

Invent the live squid pot noodles first.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!"

Fascinated to know how you know what hot vomit being poured in your mouth having never experienced it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never had the OP pegged as an Emetophiliac....

Eewwww, that's sick!

Literally!

well you ate it, not me!

I'm gonna make a killing on the Japanese porn market!

Invent the live squid pot noodles first."

Raped by a Tentacle Pot Noodle!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!

Fascinated to know how you know what hot vomit being poured in your mouth having never experienced it.

I was a Para....Nuff said...lol

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By *atcherofmyballsMan over a year ago

hereford

I remember an episode of Red Dwarf, Lister was given the choise of a pot noodle or a tin of dog food. He chose the dog food. Says it all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!

Fascinated to know how you know what hot vomit being poured in your mouth having never experienced it.

I was a Para....Nuff said...lol"

Says it all then them Cherry Berrys are all a bit homoerotic in their games.

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By *phroditeWoman over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"I've just had a Pot Noodle. Never had one before and, if I'm honest, it tasted like someone poured hot vomit into my mouth!

How are these things even classified as a food stuff?!"
I dislike any of those hyperprocessed foods, they are just tons of chemicals!

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