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Why oh why oh why can’t we just get down to some good old fashioned flirting.
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Sometimes I get it when someone flirts with me. Other times it completely flies by me.
As for me, I do know how to flirt. Some have even said I am really good at it 
Love me some chemistry and throw in some flirtious conversation  |
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"I like a flirt but I need to poop..
'Like I love how she looks at me' nope, that's my 'need a poop' face 
That’ll be all that cake.  "
Don't you be squizzing any more Victoria Sponge from me! I see you   |
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"I like a flirt but I need to poop..
'Like I love how she looks at me' nope, that's my 'need a poop' face
I knew it!! "
I could of shit on you! That would of been awkward |
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"Sometimes I get it when someone flirts with me. Other times it completely flies by me.
As for me, I do know how to flirt. Some have even said I am really good at it
Love me some chemistry and throw in some flirtious conversation "
I’ve still got my chemistry set I had as a kid, although I’ve run out of potassium permanganate. |
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You remember back in the day when you could lean your forearm on your mate and not be called creepy or gay?.... when you could ease a lady through a door you are holding open for her with an exaggerated wink and she would smile back in appreciation without calling you weird?.. when a single middle aged man could cut through a park full of kids and mums without being labelled paedo?
Those were the days when flirting was guaranteed harmless and 11% rate of positive results. Now, just holding the door is called sexist. Digging your mate in the ribs is gay. Making funny faces at a kid in a child seat is something else. Saying hi to a none friend is at worst, creepy and at best, met with silence.
These and many other things are why, in my opinion, flirting seems to be such an uphill task in the real world. |
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"I like a flirt but I need to poop..
'Like I love how she looks at me' nope, that's my 'need a poop' face
I knew it!!
I could of shit on you! That would of been awkward "
That might of had gotten you struck off the Christmas card list |
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"After all it’s nice to flirt isn’t it.
Remember a fluttering of the eyelashes doesn’t mean that we’re on the bus to Shagsville Gretna Green, but it can mean I like you, I think you’re fun, oh my gorgeous boobs. "
Now… I would have been game. But the points of view , reference, has put me in mind of terry wogan and Ann Robinson . So I’m out |
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"You remember back in the day when you could lean your forearm on your mate and not be called creepy or gay?.... when you could ease a lady through a door you are holding open for her with an exaggerated wink and she would smile back in appreciation without calling you weird?.. when a single middle aged man could cut through a park full of kids and mums without being labelled paedo?
Those were the days when flirting was guaranteed harmless and 11% rate of positive results. Now, just holding the door is called sexist. Digging your mate in the ribs is gay. Making funny faces at a kid in a child seat is something else. Saying hi to a none friend is at worst, creepy and at best, met with silence.
These and many other things are why, in my opinion, flirting seems to be such an uphill task in the real world. "
A point well made however I think the good folk on Fab are less tense about issues than society thankfully- Bob |
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"Think I've lost my flirt sorry Fiddles.
I used to be the worst flirt in the world on here but I've forgotten how to 
Did it run away with mine Grumpy?! 
Jo.Xx "
Oh hellooooooooo hi gorgeous, you can practice with me if you like. |
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"You remember back in the day when you could lean your forearm on your mate and not be called creepy or gay?.... when you could ease a lady through a door you are holding open for her with an exaggerated wink and she would smile back in appreciation without calling you weird?.. when a single middle aged man could cut through a park full of kids and mums without being labelled paedo?
Those were the days when flirting was guaranteed harmless and 11% rate of positive results. Now, just holding the door is called sexist. Digging your mate in the ribs is gay. Making funny faces at a kid in a child seat is something else. Saying hi to a none friend is at worst, creepy and at best, met with silence.
These and many other things are why, in my opinion, flirting seems to be such an uphill task in the real world.
A point well made however I think the good folk on Fab are less tense about issues than society thankfully- Bob"
You, my friend, are absobloominglutely right. Perhaps I should hang around here some more. |
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"I don’t flirt. I wouldn’t want to give the wrong impression. I’m only here for the forums.
I do impressions.
Frank Spencer and Tommy Cooper. "
that’s good.  |
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Remember that Monty Python scene from the meaning of life?
The sex education, foreplay scene?
“Lick her clit?” “What’s wrong with a kiss boy?”
We often quote this when we receive “hey
how’s you? Wanna f*ck?” Messages.
Hopeless twats. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Remember that Monty Python scene from the meaning of life?
The sex education, foreplay scene?
“Lick her clit?” “What’s wrong with a kiss boy?”
We often quote this when we receive “hey
how’s you? Wanna f*ck?” Messages.
Hopeless twats. "
I can’t remember anything past the beautiful ass I your profile picture  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Remember that Monty Python scene from the meaning of life?
The sex education, foreplay scene?
“Lick her clit?” “What’s wrong with a kiss boy?”
We often quote this when we receive “hey
how’s you? Wanna f*ck?” Messages.
Hopeless twats.
I can’t remember anything past the beautiful ass I your profile picture "
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"Has there been flirting without me.
Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x
Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one. x"
I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x |
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"Has there been flirting without me.
Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x
Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one. x
I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x"
I’m absolutely sure it would be. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm here for the D Fiddles, flirting on the forums doesn't get me the D.
The D, what on earth is the D. You look more like a double D to me.  "
I learned on here that the D is a term for wanting sex; the D being the Dick |
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"Has there been flirting without me.
Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x
Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one. x
I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x
I’m absolutely sure it would be. "
Especially if you fiddle with my thermostat… |
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"I'm here for the D Fiddles, flirting on the forums doesn't get me the D.
The D, what on earth is the D. You look more like a double D to me.
I learned on here that the D is a term for wanting sex; the D being the Dick "
Does flirting wake the D up!? |
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"Has there been flirting without me.
Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x
Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one. x
I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x
I’m absolutely sure it would be.
Especially if you fiddle with my thermostat…"
Careful with that thermostat.... Tends to leak if you fiddle with it a little too much.... |
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"Has there been flirting without me.
Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x
Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one. x
I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x
I’m absolutely sure it would be.
Especially if you fiddle with my thermostat…
Careful with that thermostat.... Tends to leak if you fiddle with it a little too much...."
Also has a boost button you need to be aware of. It’s when you start to fiddle with your screwdrivers that the temperatures and seepage get excessive… |
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"Has there been flirting without me.
Would we do such a thing!? Not without you gorgeous x
Oh my, can men have a hot flush, I’m sure I’ve just had one. x
I’m sure you could make me hot and flush, hopefully the heating up would be mutual x
I’m absolutely sure it would be.
Especially if you fiddle with my thermostat…
Careful with that thermostat.... Tends to leak if you fiddle with it a little too much....
Also has a boost button you need to be aware of. It’s when you start to fiddle with your screwdrivers that the temperatures and seepage get excessive…"
Sometimes it's more effective to have more than one screwdriver. It's difficult to tell what head a thermostat requires.... |
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