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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If every holes a goal, what is every cock?

I feel I've gone completely dumb and I've just forgotten the obvious answer.

Also, I feel this is an awesome way to spend my spare half hour.

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

A pole?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A crock

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By *stellaWoman  over a year ago

London

A lock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A crock"

A crock of cock.

Sounds about right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A pole?"

Like a may pole?

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By *viatrixWoman  over a year ago

Redhill

Every cock is a poke.

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

Winner!

Sing along to that old Hot Chocolate ditty

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"A pole?

Like a may pole?"

Yep, ribbons and people dancing round it. Just a lot lot smaller

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By *lectrumMan  over a year ago

south _hields

Hits the spot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every cock can rock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A lock?"

Some of them should be locked up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hits the spot"

This is not the place for lies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every cock can rock? "

But they don't...

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By *tinerant scribeMan  over a year ago

County Durham


"Every cock is a poke. "

That would be before the great vowel shift. Now it's every Coke, except Coke Zero.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every cock can rock?

But they don't..."

#noteverycock?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If every holes a goal, what is every cock?

I feel I've gone completely dumb and I've just forgotten the obvious answer.

Also, I feel this is an awesome way to spend my spare half hour."

m

Every Schlong is a Gong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every cock is a joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Every dicks a prick!!!

I knew it would come back to me eventually.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline

Just imagining the riot of responses if a man started a thread about a women's genitalia

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

A toad in the hole?

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Every dicks a prick!!!

I knew it would come back to me eventually. "

Ha ha....

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A toad in the hole?"

That tastes better.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ride xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't like this thread. Use me don't abuse me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Just imagining the riot of responses if a man started a thread about a women's genitalia "

Ah the joys of being female.

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By *evils PuddingCouple  over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

It's a big, juicy, one-eyed, purple-headed, monkey custard chucker

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bet you can’t say that with a mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just imagining the riot of responses if a man started a thread about a women's genitalia "

Done it. It went surprisingly well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every knob is destined for JAG’s gob

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every knob is destined for JAG’s gob "

Too much of a mouthful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pogo stick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A brain.

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By *uitednbooted2Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A sausage just waiting to be chopped up with a very sharp knife.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Every cock is sacred ..

Every cock is cool

Every cock's to be enjoyed

If the bloke is not a tool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A man in disguise

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/05/22 18:58:46]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A sausage just waiting to be chopped up with a very sharp knife."

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

As plain as the nose on my face

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

…a stick of rock

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"…a stick of rock"

I use to smash those to pieces.

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

Key

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"…a stick of rock

I use to smash those to pieces."

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tool

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"As plain as the nose on my face "

That's pretty plain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Key "

Shame they keep hitting the wrong lock.

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By *amantha TSWoman  over a year ago

Swindon

Americanism - every cock's a jock

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every knob is destined for JAG’s gob

Too much of a mouthful"

What if it’s little?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every knob is destined for JAG’s gob

Too much of a mouthful

What if it’s little? "

Any is too much

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By *entBarryUKMan  over a year ago

Ashford

Every cock is a dock.

Like a laptop dock.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every knob is destined for JAG’s gob

Too much of a mouthful

What if it’s little?

Any is too much"

Knob of butter on a crisp sandwich?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"As plain as the nose on my face

That's pretty plain. "

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Every cock is to be worshipped

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An object to be caged

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"A pole?"

I was going to say this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rooster

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli

Every cock is a block

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every knob is destined for JAG’s gob

Too much of a mouthful

What if it’s little?

Any is too much

Knob of butter on a crisp sandwich?"

Only acceptable knob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every knob is destined for JAG’s gob

Too much of a mouthful

What if it’s little?

Any is too much

Knob of butter on a crisp sandwich?

Only acceptable knob"

I’ll bring you some. You won’t believe it not knob

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every knob is destined for JAG’s gob

Too much of a mouthful

What if it’s little?

Any is too much

Knob of butter on a crisp sandwich?

Only acceptable knob"

Hobnob? Hob knob?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every knob is destined for JAG’s gob

Too much of a mouthful

What if it’s little?

Any is too much

Knob of butter on a crisp sandwich?

Only acceptable knob"

Agreed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Every cock's a flop

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Every hard on, is game on.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every Dick's a lick

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

All junk gives spunk.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All boners are attached to moaners.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"All boners are attached to moaners."

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

All man meat is a seat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

All errections are rejections

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All boners are attached to moaners."

I like this one.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Every knob can go in my gob.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"All man meat is a seat. "

You just know someone somewhere is adding this to their bio.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every knob can go in my gob. "

Rather yours than mine

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Every knob can go in my gob.

Rather yours than mine"

Good job I didn't say 'can cum in my gob'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every cock adds to the flock

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

Every cock is a docking station.

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Every winky can go in my pinky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every winky can go in my pinky.

"

You're on a roll

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every cock is attached to a bigger cock?

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Every winky can go in my pinky.

You're on a roll"

I think I'm spent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any cock can make your bed rock

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every winky can go in my pinky.

You're on a roll

I think I'm spent. "

That's what they all say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any member is one to remember

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Any cock can make your bed rock "

I wouldn't say any.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Any tackle can spunk on your rack...le

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My member is one to remember"

Confident of you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My member is one to remember

Confident of you. "

I didn't say it would be a good memory

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF)  over a year ago

manchester


"It's a big, juicy, one-eyed, purple-headed, monkey custard chucker "

I want to say WTAF??

But I’m also saving this to use another day

Pixie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My cock will will leave you on shock

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Every Cook is a winner if I treat you with my finger

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every beast comes with yeast.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's a big, juicy, one-eyed, purple-headed, monkey custard chucker "

Wasn't that Timmy Mallet's lesser known encore?

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By *asilyled1Man  over a year ago

ogmore valley

A toothpick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every winky can go in the stinky

"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or as they say in Subway:

Every shlong’s (not) a footlong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every dick gets a tic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A sausage just waiting to be chopped up with a very sharp knife."

Ok then, move along gentlemen, move along

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a cock or two will do?

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By *alentedfMan  over a year ago

Near Newbury

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every dicks a prick!!!

I knew it would come back to me eventually. "

I'm sensing bitterness

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By *hieldMan  over a year ago

Neath

For the right woman...every cocks a rock

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By *alentedfMan  over a year ago

Near Newbury

Every cock needs a berth to dock

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every dicks a prick!!!

I knew it would come back to me eventually.

I'm sensing bitterness"

But I hide it so well?!?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every pole makes your eyes roll.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every tool is a stool

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every tool is a stool"

Like a poo?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every dicks a prick!!!

I knew it would come back to me eventually.

I'm sensing bitterness

But I hide it so well?!?"

Certainly do, but I'm very attentive so I can spot it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every prick deserves a lick….I’ll grab my coat, the door’s that way yes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every tool is a stool

Like a poo? "

Probably some of them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A cock is a dock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every prick deserves a lick….I’ll grab my coat, the door’s that way yes?"

Or...every prick deserves a kick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every cock is in stock (here anyway).

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every cock is in stock (here anyway).

"

I want one with a lead time of 6-9 months.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every cock is in stock (here anyway).

I want one with a lead time of 6-9 months. "

You’ve got it all wrong. That's what happens if you swallow or don’t pull out in time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Every cock is in stock (here anyway).

I want one with a lead time of 6-9 months.

You’ve got it all wrong. That's what happens if you swallow or don’t pull out in time! "

Swallow??

Holy crap.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Every cock’s a pilgrim on a journey walking a long and lonesome road on the path to knowledge, wisdom and enlightenment. Many will fall along the way. Many will give up and many will be tempted by greed and corruption. For the few, however, who stay the path, unimaginable riches of the soul are their reward.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Every cock is in stock (here anyway).

I want one with a lead time of 6-9 months. "

drop me a pm and ill help you out.

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