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over a year ago
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"You talking about my false teeth again???
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nope, i promised i wouldnt mention them, not even if they held me upside down over a bucket of ambrosia and painted my toenails pink. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Along the same lines, have any of you guys ever wanted to say, "Cor, this is like throwing a sausage up an alley!"   "
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
To either question.........thank God! 
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Met a guy a couple of years ago on another site gave me all the usual stuff about quite a good size and can have fun for a fair while got to playing around and when he started to get undressed i looked down and must say it was like a baby sweetcorn for size couldnt have been more than about 3-3 1/2 fully erect my god what a waste of time that meet was ended up with him sat on the bed while i played on my own lol xxx |
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"Met a guy a couple of years ago on another site gave me all the usual stuff about quite a good size and can have fun for a fair while got to playing around and when he started to get undressed i looked down and must say it was like a baby sweetcorn for size couldnt have been more than about 3-3 1/2 fully erect my god what a waste of time that meet was ended up with him sat on the bed while i played on my own lol xxx "
Did it not occur to you to say something along the lines of: "I'm looking for a baby's arm holding a jaffa orange and I'll ask you to prove it. If you turn up with a little maggot I'll laugh my tits off at you."
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"Met a guy a couple of years ago on another site gave me all the usual stuff about quite a good size and can have fun for a fair while got to playing around and when he started to get undressed i looked down and must say it was like a baby sweetcorn for size couldnt have been more than about 3-3 1/2 fully erect my god what a waste of time that meet was ended up with him sat on the bed while i played on my own lol xxx
Did it not occur to you to say something along the lines of: "I'm looking for a baby's arm holding a jaffa orange and I'll ask you to prove it. If you turn up with a little maggot I'll laugh my tits off at you."
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I did say i tended to like the more endowed type guy which he said he was not big but could definately please a womans needs which would have been great if i was doing a stir-fry lol xxx |
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