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Honestly some of the updates crack me up 
Why would you 
Best one today someone’s cellar has flooded  so she’s going to do some housework and won’t be meeting 
If you know your a squirter surely you be careful and have an emergency pump to get rid of excess liquid 
So tell us where are you and what shananigans are going off locally (crazy , odd , unusual updates ) ?
No naming or shaming just a fun and banter |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Have a local guy that likes to pretend he is getting messages by slagging off the local women and telling them he isn't interested... He definitely isn't getting any anything... He is as nice as you like when trying to get laid, when he is away though |
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"Someone's out of messages until tomorrow, that's an awful lot of messages!"
How many messages do we get a day to send ?
Fuck I barely have had 50 messages in total since joining 
I guess I’m just not too popular   |
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"Have a local guy that likes to pretend he is getting messages by slagging off the local women and telling them he isn't interested... He definitely isn't getting any anything... He is as nice as you like when trying to get laid, when he is away though "
Ooo he sounds like a dirty dog
Stay clear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah I’ve always wondered how many message you can send per day, I’ve never reached it anyway.
Kinda makes me think some people are just messaging anything with a pulse within a few miles of them?!  |
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"Mostly lots of new people joining up.
A few bored and horny guys looking for someone to help them out.
All rather dull today."
Haha if they can’t do it themselves their no fucking use to anyone else ey |
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"Yeah I’ve always wondered how many message you can send per day, I’ve never reached it anyway.
Kinda makes me think some people are just messaging anything with a pulse within a few miles of them?! "
It wouldn’t suprice me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah I’ve always wondered how many message you can send per day, I’ve never reached it anyway.
Kinda makes me think some people are just messaging anything with a pulse within a few miles of them?! "
Is it 100 for the free account? I've run out a few times before I started paying. When I was young and naive and replied to every person who messaged me. The halcyon days of my Fab youth.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone's available until 3, so I could probably squeeze him in. Goody 
Quickly catch him if you can he might have a before and and an after appointment "
Damn had to walk the dog. Whoops. |
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"Someone's available until 3, so I could probably squeeze him in. Goody
Quickly catch him if you can he might have a before and and an after appointment
Damn had to walk the dog. Whoops. "
I’m sure you missed out on a earthshaking knee trembler |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone's available until 3, so I could probably squeeze him in. Goody
Quickly catch him if you can he might have a before and and an after appointment
Damn had to walk the dog. Whoops.
I’m sure you missed out on a earthshaking knee trembler "
Er don't know. I'd blocked him. |
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"Got somebody who wants to take a hot women fishing on the weekend, another want's someone to go to their office to make their desk shake. "
Ooo a fisherwoman
I’m not a fisherman and can’t it imagine it being the place where filthy dreams are made but hey,
Each to their own n all that
Are they removing screws from the legs of the desk …
If it’s a good quality well assembled desk you should be able to play tennis on it and it not shake |
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"Someone's available until 3, so I could probably squeeze him in. Goody
Quickly catch him if you can he might have a before and and an after appointment
Damn had to walk the dog. Whoops.
I’m sure you missed out on a earthshaking knee trembler
Er don't know. I'd blocked him. "
He sounds like a catch |
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"Honestly some of the updates crack me up
Why would you
Best one today someone’s cellar has flooded so she’s going to do some housework and won’t be meeting
If you know your a squirter surely you be careful and have an emergency pump to get rid of excess liquid
So tell us where are you and what shananigans are going off locally (crazy , odd , unusual updates ) ?
No naming or shaming just a fun and banter "
I saw that one |
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"Honestly some of the updates crack me up
Why would you
Best one today someone’s cellar has flooded so she’s going to do some housework and won’t be meeting
If you know your a squirter surely you be careful and have an emergency pump to get rid of excess liquid
So tell us where are you and what shananigans are going off locally (crazy , odd , unusual updates ) ?
No naming or shaming just a fun and banter
I saw that one "
What was your thoughts?
did fab really need to know ? |
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"Honestly some of the updates crack me up
Why would you
Best one today someone’s cellar has flooded so she’s going to do some housework and won’t be meeting
If you know your a squirter surely you be careful and have an emergency pump to get rid of excess liquid
So tell us where are you and what shananigans are going off locally (crazy , odd , unusual updates ) ?
No naming or shaming just a fun and banter
I saw that one
What was your thoughts?
did fab really need to know ? "
Nah…TMI as with most things on fab x |
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By *riel13Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Have a local guy that likes to pretend he is getting messages by slagging off the local women and telling them he isn't interested... He definitely isn't getting any anything... He is as nice as you like when trying to get laid, when he is away though
Ooo he sounds like a dirty dog
Stay clear "
I do, don't worry... Although occasionally post him a retort... Can't help meself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There’s a guy near me who keeps reposting the same really badly photoshopped pic of “himself”.
Unless his head really is that out of proportion with the rest of his body, in which case I kinda want to meet him… |
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"Have a local guy that likes to pretend he is getting messages by slagging off the local women and telling them he isn't interested... He definitely isn't getting any anything... He is as nice as you like when trying to get laid, when he is away though
Ooo he sounds like a dirty dog
Stay clear
I do, don't worry... Although occasionally post him a retort... Can't help meself "
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My favourite update today is a man who's posted 2 pictures. One is in a clean and tidy bathroom, perfect lighting, bronzed Adonis body, taken from just behind him so you see his arm and the reflection in the mirror. A gorgeous picture. The second is a picture of his cock. Also in a bathroom. A messy one. Not great lighting, not a great angle.
It's a great juxtaposition |
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"My favourite update today is a man who's posted 2 pictures. One is in a clean and tidy bathroom, perfect lighting, bronzed Adonis body, taken from just behind him so you see his arm and the reflection in the mirror. A gorgeous picture. The second is a picture of his cock. Also in a bathroom. A messy one. Not great lighting, not a great angle.
It's a great juxtaposition "
The dirty bastard messy bathroom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lots of men locally looking to meet (very accommodating of them I thought) and someone in particular suggested they were looking for a pussy to lick ( have kept my cats indoors as a result). Otherwise nothing to report- Bob |
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