"I guess it would be to give in to temptation and stab someone for being a twat!
I rarely fuck in the kitchen these days... it's far too tempting."
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"gettin caught at it by someone walkin in lol x"
had a near heart attack yesterday when thought our son had walked in ..... thank the lord it wasn't!
well when you just catch a male out of the corner of your eye when you are otherwise engaged ......................... |
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over a year ago
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"I guess it would be to give in to temptation and stab someone for being a twat!
I rarely fuck in the kitchen these days... it's far too tempting.
Do you think you could arrange a meet with the twins "
u take one out il take the other.... had to delay a meet till 9pm tonite cant mix my x factor!!  |
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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago
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worst sin? how about the lady farting in your face while you are giving oral? Had that happen to me several times now.
I'd like to think its my superior oral skills making them have a total loss of muscle control during orgasm  |
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"I guess it would be to give in to temptation and stab someone for being a twat!
I rarely fuck in the kitchen these days... it's far too tempting.
Do you think you could arrange a meet with the twins "
Would I have to fuck 'um or just fuck 'um up? |
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"I guess it would be to give in to temptation and stab someone for being a twat!
I rarely fuck in the kitchen these days... it's far too tempting.
Do you think you could arrange a meet with the twins
Would I have to fuck 'um or just fuck 'um up?"
well as there only 17 one look at a real woman will probley fuck them up anyway. So no you wouldnt have to fuck them just stab them to death |
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"I guess it would be to give in to temptation and stab someone for being a twat!
I rarely fuck in the kitchen these days... it's far too tempting.
Do you think you could arrange a meet with the twins
Would I have to fuck 'um or just fuck 'um up?
well as there only 17 one look at a real woman will probley fuck them up anyway. So no you wouldnt have to fuck them just stab them to death"
Stabbing may be too quick (if I get carried away in a frenzied attack).... I have never really been into pain and stuff like that... but for some people I am willing to make exception. |
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"I guess it would be to give in to temptation and stab someone for being a twat!
I rarely fuck in the kitchen these days... it's far too tempting.
Do you think you could arrange a meet with the twins
Would I have to fuck 'um or just fuck 'um up?
well as there only 17 one look at a real woman will probley fuck them up anyway. So no you wouldnt have to fuck them just stab them to death
Stabbing may be too quick (if I get carried away in a frenzied attack).... I have never really been into pain and stuff like that... but for some people I am willing to make exception."
Stab Simon Cowell while you're at it will ya |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"worst sin? how about the lady farting in your face while you are giving oral? Had that happen to me several times now.
I'd like to think its my superior oral skills making them have a total loss of muscle control during orgasm "
OMG!!!
I have had this happen to me - VERY embarrasing to all involved  |
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"worst sin? how about the lady farting in your face while you are giving oral? Had that happen to me several times now.
I'd like to think its my superior oral skills making them have a total loss of muscle control during orgasm
OMG!!!
I have had this happen to me - VERY embarrasing to all involved "
Yeah but the ones he was doing didn't follow-through... whoops was that bit a secret lol |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"worst sin? how about the lady farting in your face while you are giving oral? Had that happen to me several times now.
I'd like to think its my superior oral skills making them have a total loss of muscle control during orgasm
OMG!!!
I have had this happen to me - VERY embarrasing to all involved
Yeah but the ones he was doing didn't follow-through... whoops was that bit a secret lol"
hashahahahahaha.
Thankfully the lady i was playing with didnt have smelly farts, it may have been a bit off putting otherwise!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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playing with a bi fem and using a small finger vibe on her g spot she clamped and it came off my finger and was stuck inside her fecking embarrasing two of us trying to fish it back out wasnt going to leave it there it was new lol
funny now but cpmpletely true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have confessed my sins at mass and said all my hail marys "
You know Femme hun your only meant to confess what you think are sins!! 
Mind you I think your braver than me I cant confess in a church cos I will never get thru the door without becoming a pile of ash on the floor
Shona
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"i have confessed my sins at mass and said all my hail marys
You know Femme hun your only meant to confess what you think are sins!!
Mind you I think your braver than me I cant confess in a church cos I will never get thru the door without becoming a pile of ash on the floor
Shona
x x x "
hello me darlin........i have to confess regularly ya know...i is a good catholic girl .............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You a good girl!!!
You trying to kill me???
I have heard about women like you - your the kind I was warned off when I was a teenager
Pity I love you all then isnt it??
Shona
x x x |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"You a good girl!!!
You trying to kill me???
I have heard about women like you - your the kind I was warned off when I was a teenager
Pity I love you all then isnt it??
Shona
x x x "
i IS A GOOD GIRL HONESTLY ask .....well i is honest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kind of proves my point Femme dont it???
I saw you thinking hard who to ask and nope no one saved you
I say never protest too much cos its not worth it hun just be your normal scary self!!
BTW where is your riding crop?? you broke it??
Shona
x x x |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Kind of proves my point Femme dont it???
I saw you thinking hard who to ask and nope no one saved you
I say never protest too much cos its not worth it hun just be your normal scary self!!
BTW where is your riding crop?? you broke it??
Shona
x x x "
i lost it up someones bottom darlin xx |
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