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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
Feeling ignored and want to be named on a hotlist confession thread?
Want to look sexy and interesting to all those potential bedfellows?
Advertise yourself here. Big yourself up, prove how irresistible you are, offer inducements (cake and haribos are popular)
What can you do for their hotlist, and why would they be lucky to have you on it?  |
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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago
Wolverhampton |
We should have a place on your hallowed hotlist because we bring the sexy. You'll get first glimpse of every new breast and torso shot. Plus a complete lack of status updates will leave you in peace. There's no dad jokes to groan over when we reside on your hotlist  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pah! Hotlists are so last year. Join my FRIENDS list* if you have saucy private pics and low standards in men.
All the inducements as advertised by the OP, cake, chocolate, mint sauce etc ..
(*offer applicable to lovely women and couples with lovely women only) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can promise not to fill your feed with cock pics. I can be mildly amusing.
I am rarely in your area and can be your guilty pleasure, a long distance unrequieted lust.
I'm useful as an average benchmark to judge others against.
I have a certain set of skills which you would never need to call upon.
I also dress for every occasion and promise never to bombard you with unsolicited mail.
I'm a catch if you like quirky...
p.s. I only provide quality chocolate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For the sarcasm, when it comes back.
Also, one day I may just post a full on naked pic. You don't want to miss your eyes getting burned out.
Countdown music. "
I'm definitely doing a video and adding that music on. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put us on your hotlist, we have a cake shop nearby which retails the most cakiest cake known to man, woman and others (is that othering?). Stick us on your list and let’s do some cake |
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By *ammo89Man
over a year ago
Aberdeen |
"I shouldn't be on your hotlist, it would cause all the other members to melt in my glory  "
I'm sure many couples and women are dying to meet an adonis like yourself let alone hotlist you . You're blessed man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish I had some clever sales pitch but I don’t. I’m just me like it or loathe it but you will get some arty type pics pop up every now and again if that’s your thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis
I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis
I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required "
Don't be silly. If I don't like your face, I'll just sit on it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis
I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required "
A good looking handsome penis is essential to get forward in life, everyone knows this |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"I shouldn't be on your hotlist, it would cause all the other members to melt in my glory
I'm sure many couples and women are dying to meet an adonis like yourself let alone hotlist you . You're blessed man "
You haven't said your reasons.... |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis
I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required
Don't be silly. If I don't like your face, I'll just sit on it. "
Beat me to it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really shouldn't be. I have nothing to offer. I'm not special or unique. Middle of the road, totally average, non descript.
Can solve a Rubik's cube "
Rubik cube silver? Good man |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis
I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required
Don't be silly. If I don't like your face, I'll just sit on it.
Beat me to it "
Not yet...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every now and then I change my profile picture. All of a sudden your unsure if someone new is on your list somehow, it breaks up your day. You’ll thank me later. |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"I wish I had some clever sales pitch but I don’t. I’m just me like it or loathe it but you will get some arty type pics pop up every now and again if that’s your thing"
Need some help with those pics  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My impeccable taste in suits, thighs,broad shoulders and a fantastic looking penis
I do however have a face like a robbers dog, will wear bag on head if required
Don't be silly. If I don't like your face, I'll just sit on it.
Beat me to it "
2 offers I cant refuse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I had some clever sales pitch but I don’t. I’m just me like it or loathe it but you will get some arty type pics pop up every now and again if that’s your thing
Need some help with those pics "
Like we ever get as far as the camera coming out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You get two for one and if we go on your hotlist you’ll get exclusive first hour fast pass to our sexier pics before anyone else… "
Can’t beat a bargain |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
"I wish I had some clever sales pitch but I don’t. I’m just me like it or loathe it but you will get some arty type pics pop up every now and again if that’s your thing
Need some help with those pics
Like we ever get as far as the camera coming out "
The one shot maybe  |
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"Free tazos?
Alright clever clogs, what's tazos??? "
You don't remember tazos? Stack en up, slam them with your slammer. Win the face up ones, watch your opponent cry as you take their Marvin the Martian one ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Free tazos?
Alright clever clogs, what's tazos???
You don't remember tazos? Stack en up, slam them with your slammer. Win the face up ones, watch your opponent cry as you take their Marvin the Martian one ! "
What a boghouse! You nicked my Marvin! Never mind hotlist! You're on my shit list Mr  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I should be on your hotlist as I have amazingly blue eyes!
I know I know, they aren’t on my profile so how would you know that… photo coming soon when I’m not super tired… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feeling ignored and want to be named on a hotlist confession thread?
Want to look sexy and interesting to all those potential bedfellows?
Advertise yourself here. Big yourself up, prove how irresistible you are, offer inducements (cake and haribos are popular)
What can you do for their hotlist, and why would they be lucky to have you on it? "
Ok I'll add you  |
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I have an incredible knack of using far more words than I need to, you’ll never struggle to get to sleep reading my profile, you’ll wonder why I bother which will enable you to reach into your sub conscious finding yourself along the way.
All because you took the leap of faith and put me on your hotlist.
Plus you might get to see a picture of my Willy. |
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By *oodoodMan
over a year ago
Suffolk / Essex borders |
I don't drink red bull or have sky TV remote or wear Lynx so you will not see certain pictures on my profile. I have a deep seated hatred of Mrs Brown's Boys and will often rant about it on my status along with comments on the weather. My face is like marmite and often gets me blocked.....ok on reflection this is turning into why I shouldn't be on your hotlist...still if people voted for Bozo I'm in with a shot I guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All the things your man won't do like laugh at shit jokes.
haha at my jokes you best be prepared to hahave some tits to put in my mouth. If not cake will suffice |
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