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over a year ago
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Being woken up by a bloody great spider being chased across my face, (especially when it's closely followed by nearly 6kg of great fluffy cat).
My bloody cats have done it to me three times this year and I swear it's taken several years off my life. |
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I agree with the spiders bit! Don't have a cat as highly allergic... I also hate injection!
Shit myself at work last week when asked if I wanted a flu jab, tried to jump out of a 4 story window to escape (be more funny if I didn't work in A&E!)
Yet funny I have a tattoo and loved getting that... Weirdo! |
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Boners at eye height whilst in a swingers club are rather frightening. Also someone farting in a small private room in a club when there are 4 of you in there and you can't get out.  |
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unexpected fire works, the ones that sound like a bomb going off when all is quiet and the house shakes!
I'm with kinky on the spiders! Just got out of shower and wrap the towel around me, and a big beast of a spider runs across my boobs and I'm jumping up and down screaming, waving my arms everywhere trying to brush it off!
*shudders! |
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"Boners at eye height whilst in a swingers club are rather frightening. Also someone farting in a small private room in a club when there are 4 of you in there and you can't get out. "
 haha, this is so right! |
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What was that Japanese film called where the little kid crawls up the Walls and across ceilings. The grudge or gringe or something like that. I hate fellas in dressing gowns to I work as a fad engineer if a guy opens the door when I go to a job wearing one I shit it. Because when I wasn't long out my time a fella took me in his living room to show me his gas fire, I knelt on the floor infront of the fire while he sat on the couch behind. Now when us fellas sit down we very rarely cross our legs and when you turn around to discuss the problem with a gas fire you find yourself looking straight at a one eyed trouser snake winking at you is quite a shock. Oh and old women are just as shocking lol .
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"To clarify, I don't mind spiders, (until the buggers bite me anyway), I just don't like being woken up by them running across my face."
I dont mind them when they're minding their own business, but when they feel the need to fall on me or crawl on me, they then scare the bejeezus out of me, lol  |
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"Ladders scare the hell out of me! I'm fine with heights (I used to be a Para), but going up a ladder gives me a cold sweat."
I was fine with heights until I did a bungee jump.
They were running late, it was sunset, well past dew point. The cage and platform were slippery and as I prepared to jump, feet over the edge of the platform, my feet slipped off. Ended up hanging - Y shaped - by my arms from the cage - I hadn't intended to jump so didn't let go as I slipped.
Thought sod it, no other options, and dropped feet first. Fortunately, being top heavy, flipping over was quite easy!
Unfortunately, I naturally tend to relax when I fall and everyone thought I was unconscious.
I gave the jumpmaster about 12 types of heart attack and you've never seen a jump cage come back down so fast.
I may well now be blacklisted from bungee jump centres for scaring the staff half to death.
I'm not sure how I feel about heights now! |
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"Ladders scare the hell out of me! I'm fine with heights (I used to be a Para), but going up a ladder gives me a cold sweat.
I was fine with heights until I did a bungee jump.
They were running late, it was sunset, well past dew point. The cage and platform were slippery and as I prepared to jump, feet over the edge of the platform, my feet slipped off. Ended up hanging - Y shaped - by my arms from the cage - I hadn't intended to jump so didn't let go as I slipped.
Thought sod it, no other options, and dropped feet first. Fortunately, being top heavy, flipping over was quite easy!
Unfortunately, I naturally tend to relax when I fall and everyone thought I was unconscious.
I gave the jumpmaster about 12 types of heart attack and you've never seen a jump cage come back down so fast.
I may well now be blacklisted from bungee jump centres for scaring the staff half to death.
I'm not sure how I feel about heights now!"
Lmao!
I like bungee jumping, it was a surprise the first time as I wasn't used to springing back up! |
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"Ladders scare the hell out of me! I'm fine with heights (I used to be a Para), but going up a ladder gives me a cold sweat.
I was fine with heights until I did a bungee jump.
They were running late, it was sunset, well past dew point. The cage and platform were slippery and as I prepared to jump, feet over the edge of the platform, my feet slipped off. Ended up hanging - Y shaped - by my arms from the cage - I
hadn't intended to jump so didn't let go as I slipped.
Thought sod it, no other options, and dropped feet first.
Fortunately, being top heavy, flipping over was quite easy!
Unfortunately, I naturally tend to relax when I fall and
everyone thought I was unconscious.
I gave the jumpmaster about 12 types of heart attack and
you've never seen a jump cage come back down so fast.
I may well now be blacklisted from bungee jump centres for
scaring the staff half to death.
I'm not sure how I feel about heights now!"
Did you film this it would have been hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladders scare the hell out of me! I'm fine with heights (I used to be a Para), but going up a ladder gives me a cold sweat.
I was fine with heights until I did a bungee jump.
They were running late, it was sunset, well past dew point. The cage and platform were slippery and as I prepared to jump, feet over the edge of the platform, my feet slipped off. Ended up hanging - Y shaped - by my arms from the cage - I
hadn't intended to jump so didn't let go as I slipped.
Thought sod it, no other options, and dropped feet first.
Fortunately, being top heavy, flipping over was quite easy!
Unfortunately, I naturally tend to relax when I fall and
everyone thought I was unconscious.
I gave the jumpmaster about 12 types of heart attack and
you've never seen a jump cage come back down so fast.
I may well now be blacklisted from bungee jump centres for
scaring the staff half to death.
I'm not sure how I feel about heights now!
Did you film this it would have been hilarious "
Well I didn't, no. I was too busy falling and since they make you empty your pockets, I doubt I'd have been allowed to take a video camera up with me!
I had a friend on the ground taking photos but he stopped when he (like everyone else) decided I was unconscious. The ones he did take are basically silhouettes anyway as it was sunset and there wasn't a lot of light.
I really must go back and do it again, if only to prove I still can. |
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I am not keen on walking at night in places where I cannot see well, with or without the head torch, like a very dense forest etc...
Also, some very old parts of the City of London give me the creeps.
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Balaclavas
Gas masks
Medical Instruments (but strangely OK with needles)
When the dog sits bolt upright in the night and does this sort of muffled growl
Motorbikes
Flying in small planes / helicopters
Snakes
Komodo dragons
Childrens imaginary friends |
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"Balaclavas
Gas masks
Medical Instruments (but strangely OK with needles)
When the dog sits bolt upright in the night and does this sort of muffled growl
Motorbikes
Flying in small planes / helicopters
Snakes
Komodo dragons
Childrens imaginary friends "
Ooh my little one has two imaginary friends lol. Probably more scary when I picked her up from school, put her I'm the car and she said "look momma, its your friend" while pointing to the empty passengers seat 
Spiders, when voice changes in exorcist type films, and that backwards crawly thing they do. |
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