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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Go on then, hit me with my future."
You my dear are going to me a PVC loving perv who you will find is minted and in his later years.. you will be giving him the best BJ he has ever had..
You will be left with a few bob and a manison..
However if that does not happen I predict that next year is going to be a great year.. |
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"Go on then, hit me with my future.
You my dear are going to me a PVC loving perv who you will find is minted and in his later years.. you will be giving him the best BJ he has ever had..
You will be left with a few bob and a manison..
However if that does not happen I predict that next year is going to be a great year.."
PVC? I'd turn him down on those grounds alone!
I hate PVC!!! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Go on then, hit me with my future.
You my dear are going to me a PVC loving perv who you will find is minted and in his later years.. you will be giving him the best BJ he has ever had..
You will be left with a few bob and a manison..
However if that does not happen I predict that next year is going to be a great year..
PVC? I'd turn him down on those grounds alone!
I hate PVC!!!"
ffs latex..!!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Go on then, hit me with my future.
You my dear are going to me a PVC loving perv who you will find is minted and in his later years.. you will be giving him the best BJ he has ever had..
You will be left with a few bob and a manison..
However if that does not happen I predict that next year is going to be a great year..
PVC? I'd turn him down on those grounds alone!
I hate PVC!!!"
Just give him the BJ after he's changed his Will in your favour. Then go and get as much latex as you want. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Go on then, hit me with my future.
You my dear are going to me a PVC loving perv who you will find is minted and in his later years.. you will be giving him the best BJ he has ever had..
You will be left with a few bob and a manison..
However if that does not happen I predict that next year is going to be a great year..
PVC? I'd turn him down on those grounds alone!
I hate PVC!!!
ffs latex..!! "
Ah now that's a different matter entirely.
I'll wait to hear from him. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Go on then tell me my future
*slips a couple of kippers across table*
You will have a kipper up your bum bum.. "
kinkiest fortune teller I've ever come across lol  |
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"Do you take euros?
Slips a fifty over the table 
Now tempting.. You will meet a man that wears a suit in the day times but your stockings in the evening... "
Damn!
Been there, done that, had my clothes stretched in all the wrong places. 
(scrabbles in purse)
What do I get for £3.26 and a couple of pieces of bonfire toffee? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Do you take euros?
Slips a fifty over the table
Now tempting.. You will meet a man that wears a suit in the day times but your stockings in the evening...
Damn!
Been there, done that, had my clothes stretched in all the wrong places.
(scrabbles in purse)
What do I get for £3.26 and a couple of pieces of bonfire toffee?"
bugger all..............next... |
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"Did someone spike you're cake tonight lol
Am not sure I want to know what's in mine after reading these posts!!!! 
You will meet a duck in the club jacuzzi.. "
Think you misspelt duck there Cheeky lol |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Did someone spike you're cake tonight lol
Am not sure I want to know what's in mine after reading these posts!!!!
You will meet a duck in the club jacuzzi..
Think you misspelt duck there Cheeky lol "
oh sorry a fuck duck.... |
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"Did someone spike you're cake tonight lol
Am not sure I want to know what's in mine after reading these posts!!!!
You will meet a duck in the club jacuzzi..
Think you misspelt duck there Cheeky lol
oh sorry a fuck duck.... "
Lol anyone got a duck onesie?? anyone....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am here to predict your future... "
I'm eager to know what's in store for me too, so could I have one as well please?
....sheepishly hands over a big bag of change..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am here to predict your future...
Go on then I'm listening......slips two tenners across the table!
you Will change your underwear tomorrow "
Pmsl can do that right now lol |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I am here to predict your future...
I'm eager to know what's in store for me too, so could I have one as well please?
....sheepishly hands over a big bag of change....."
i Will shag you senseless.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am here to predict your future...
I'm eager to know what's in store for me too, so could I have one as well please?
....sheepishly hands over a big bag of change.....
i Will shag you senseless.... "
I wish x |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I am here to predict your future...
I'm eager to know what's in store for me too, so could I have one as well please?
....sheepishly hands over a big bag of change.....
i Will shag you senseless....
I wish x"
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By (user no longer on site)
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Can you predict something for me please.
I have pains in my left hand, nunbness and shooting pains up my wrist. Can you tell me what it is, will it go or can you foresee medical treatment  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Can you predict something for me please.
I have pains in my left hand, nunbness and shooting pains up my wrist. Can you tell me what it is, will it go or can you foresee medical treatment "
That is more commonly known as a hand job strain... seek medical attention if it gets worse.. |
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I demand a full refund lol 
