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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP Woman over a year ago

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Should I just assume any man I talk to here probably has his cock in his hand ready to burn my eyes with the worst close up they can take...?

Mabey I'm just unlucky.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS over a year ago

chichester

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers."

My balls actually hold the pen for writing

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers."

RIP your inbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I fab a pic, you can generally assume I’ve enjoyed stroking over it haha. I find it hard to type and wank. But, do love coming on Fab and having a long perv and edging session… so I’d say it’s a 50/50 chance haha.

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

Right hand for typing, left hand for correcting mistakes.

So no, I don't have my cock out when I'm on Fab.

...someone please come and proofread this, I'm worried now

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers.

My balls actually hold the pen for writing

I’d love to see that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I just assume any man I talk to here probably has his cock in his hand ready to burn my eyes with the worst close up they can take...?

Mabey I'm just unlucky.

I suspect you've been unlucky, we don't all send dick pics unless specifically requested

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers.

RIP your inbox

It’s a lively inbox this morning!

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers.

My balls actually hold the pen for writing

#noballmen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers.

RIP your inbox

It’s a lively inbox this morning!

Bet it is!

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By *ammy_xMan over a year ago

Reading

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers."

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It's actually trickier than I thought

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers."

Thank you! I actually taught myself to touch type with my penis long before I learned to touch type with my fingers. It was my most extended part of my anatomy and naturally closest to the keyboard. Unfortunately my work colleagues noticed which was when they forced me to pull up me trousers and type with my digits instead. A couple of very kind blondes at work appreciated how badly I needed to touch type without my cock snd gave me some in-depth lessons which I found very helpful and enjoyable.

But, I’ve typed this on my phone with one finger as the keyboard’s too small for conventional touch typing and my cock’s too big to help out! So, these days it’s sadly reduced in functionality to acting in more conventional ways!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I only take close ups for the doctor.

But seriously I’m sorry, OP. Sending lots of love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well, I'm in the office so it's firmly in my pants.

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

You see my penis good for writing!

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan over a year ago

East Sussex

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers."

I've tried writing with my cock but penis better

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers.

My balls actually hold the pen for writing

Is that what they call a ball point pen...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I dont im walking the dog

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Should I just assume any man I talk to here probably has his cock in his hand ready to burn my eyes with the worst close up they can take...?

Mabey I'm just unlucky.

To be fair, that’s probably me.

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP Woman over a year ago

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By *rincessPuddleDuck22 OP Woman over a year ago

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"She says that with a load of close ups of her gash on her profile

Yes I do, anyone can do what they want with their profile. I'd just prefer not to be sent a crusty cock pic half way through a normal conversion and while I'm eating.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Assume the worst!…..and then you’re pleased when you least expect it.

Imagine my surprise when Nora didn’t have a cock picture …

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By *intsizedpocketrocketsCouple over a year ago

Stafford

"Should I just assume any man I talk to here probably has his cock in his hand ready to burn my eyes with the worst close up they can take...?

Mabey I'm just unlucky.

Call us weird, but we love to send there own cock pics back to them

The struggle is real! Wading through the sea of cock gets tiring after a while!

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'm at work OP, so no cock in hand... Never mix business with pleasure.

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

"Should I just assume any man I talk to here probably has his cock in his hand ready to burn my eyes with the worst close up they can take...?

Mabey I'm just unlucky.

Not me; I had a meet with a friend yesterday, then was still horny last night so enjoyed a wank!

My cock is staying in his boxers today

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By *aughty_builder87Man over a year ago

Keston

I don’t generally send dick pics unless asked. But I seem to be an outlier on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I just assume any man I talk to here probably has his cock in his hand ready to burn my eyes with the worst close up they can take...?

Mabey I'm just unlucky.

Not at all. I try and not thing with my dick, it doesn't always work. But I only share dick pics on the request of the lady.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"She says that with a load of close ups of her gash on her profile

She can put what she likes on her profile - doesn’t mean she wants to be sent dick pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have never and will never resort to dick pics on my profile. Prefer to have someone engage and want to unwrap the present rather than find Santa has been and unwrapped it all already ????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men justifying sending unsolicited dick pics by suggesting victim is just as bad or even worse for not sending unsolicited pics to anyone. Then start being abusive.

*pretends to be shocked*

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"Send them pics to me, I love a good cock pic

But yes it’s well known men type with their cock! Clever buggers.

My balls actually hold the pen for writing

Sounds like you could get a job in the banana bar

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By *dventurous biMan over a year ago

tesside

Well, that escalated quickly!

It seems that not every man on the forums is hoping to win some measure of acceptance and maybe a chance to connect through their carefully chosen words.

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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You’re getting far too personal - and there’s no need for it.

Complaining one person is getting personal while not calling out another who is talking about the "crusty " cock they recieved in mail is very one sided.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Should I just assume any man I talk to here probably has his cock in his hand ready to burn my eyes with the worst close up they can take...?

Mabey I'm just unlucky.

If they are going to do a closeup they could at least have clean penises and/ or trimmed fingernails, do they not think these things are noticed

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

You’re getting far too personal - and there’s no need for it.

Complaining one person is getting personal while not calling out another who is talking about the "crusty " cock they recieved in mail is very one sided."

She didn’t aim it at that poster though did she. He’s aimed his horrible comments directly at her about her appearance and weight

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

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She aimed it at a user of the site, it is still a personal attack which wasn't called out

Can we have respect for other members please, be that people you are in mail with or on the forum

If people don't want pics in mails from a certain gender you can block single men and mail the ones you want to instead

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