Im only voting if A woman asks me to fix her sink and then suck me off halfway through tightening her flanges!! Xx … dressed in only a kimono 10 sizes too small and with perfect hair & makeup - and the woman better make an effort too!!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

Yes, you never get a plumber that quickly in real life!!

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"Yes, you never get a plumber that quickly in real life!! "

And never one’s that can solve flange seals

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"What's in it for me if I vote? Do I get a complimentary penis?

No."

Does yours not give out compliments?

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"What's in it for me if I vote? Do I get a complimentary penis?

No.

Does yours not give out compliments?"

Mine gives out life coaching advice and positive messaging to help you deal with life’s day to day challenges…

and it looks a lot like Brad Pitt xx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Yes, you never get a plumber that quickly in real life!!

And never one’s that can solve flange seals

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"What's in it for me if I vote? Do I get a complimentary penis?

No.

Does yours not give out compliments?

Mine gives out life coaching advice and positive messaging to help you deal with life’s day to day challenges…

and it looks a lot like Brad Pitt xx "

I suppose he is getting a bit bent over and wrinkly..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If only

Debbie does colechester

Porn is porn

Fiction purely

Give me a normal woman mean that porn models fake

Only my opinion

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

Guys think us women are wet 24/7 lol

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"Yes

Guys think us women are wet 24/7 lol"

How youuuu doing?? Xx make that 25/7!! #jobdone #otterspocket xxx ya welcome!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

Vote NOW Fabsters!

Yes

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Carlisle

"What's in it for me if I vote? Do I get a complimentary penis?

No.

Does yours not give out compliments?

Mine gives out life coaching advice and positive messaging to help you deal with life’s day to day challenges…

and it looks a lot like Brad Pitt xx

I suppose he is getting a bit bent over and wrinkly.."
pmsl Brad Pitt maybe …. Not ‘Deputy Todger!!’ He’s keen eyed and combat ready!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes

Guys think us women are wet 24/7 lol

How youuuu doing?? Xx make that 25/7!! #jobdone #otterspocket xxx ya welcome!!

Am lost

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF) over a year ago

manchester

Yes…. Makes it easy for women to fake an orgasm though!

Men actually think those noises are real

Pix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes…. Makes it easy for women to fake an orgasm though!

Men actually think those noises are real

Pix "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes…. Makes it easy for women to fake an orgasm though!

Men actually think those noises are real

Pix "

The sounds of a seal haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I totally forgot I started this thread!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Agreed.

I don't wanna fit 3 dicks in my shit box whilst gargling a pint of jizz.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Cherman porn ...O das ist goot!!!

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