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over a year ago
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For those nights when you feel a bit lazy,
Not in the mood for something too crazy,
Missionary's your best friend.
Partner too adventurous?
His suggestions sound incredulous?
Say "Get lost mate, I don't bend.".
Conventional sex is just so underrated,
Fuck anal - that's not how our ancestors mated!
Need I even outline the benefits,
For anyone with really mahoosive tits?
('Cause those moves can make 'em look droll).
Missionary is so much easier,
And it's really way simpler to please her,
When you focus on the right kind of hole.
So instead of a night filled with real awkward cramming,
Just lie back and enjoy a good old-fashioned slamming.
(written from a hetero cis perspective, no offence intended just a bit of fun on a Monday afternoon, kthanksbyeee) |
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"For those nights when you feel a bit lazy,
Not in the mood for something too crazy,
Missionary's your best friend.
Partner too adventurous?
His suggestions sound incredulous?
Say "Get lost mate, I don't bend.".
Conventional sex is just so underrated,
Fuck anal - that's not how our ancestors mated!
Need I even outline the benefits,
For anyone with really mahoosive tits?
('Cause those moves can make 'em look droll).
Missionary is so much easier,
And it's really way simpler to please her,
When you focus on the right kind of hole.
So instead of a night filled with real awkward cramming,
Just lie back and enjoy a good old-fashioned slamming.
(written from a hetero cis perspective, no offence intended just a bit of fun on a Monday afternoon, kthanksbyeee) "
That glorious body
Legs spread open wide
The coral hued entrance
Enticing you inside
enjoy all my body
Her form proclaims
My arms my breasts
And my mouth all for you
And I like what I see she exclaims
The pure exploration
The knees thighs and calfs
The excitement rises
The giggles and laughs
Then sliding straight in
The grinding and bumps
The bucking and fucking
The pounds and the humps
The unison ecstasy the smiles and the rush
I'm delighted to be with you
My fab forum crush xx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is your name Oscar? Because this is Wilde 
More rhymes than you can Shake a Speare at, me "
I absolutely came up with this on the spot and now I can die happy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For those nights when you feel a bit lazy,
Not in the mood for something too crazy,
Missionary's your best friend.
Partner too adventurous?
His suggestions sound incredulous?
Say "Get lost mate, I don't bend.".
Conventional sex is just so underrated,
Fuck anal - that's not how our ancestors mated!
Need I even outline the benefits,
For anyone with really mahoosive tits?
('Cause those moves can make 'em look droll).
Missionary is so much easier,
And it's really way simpler to please her,
When you focus on the right kind of hole.
So instead of a night filled with real awkward cramming,
Just lie back and enjoy a good old-fashioned slamming.
(written from a hetero cis perspective, no offence intended just a bit of fun on a Monday afternoon, kthanksbyeee)
That glorious body
Legs spread open wide
The coral hued entrance
Enticing you inside
enjoy all my body
Her form proclaims
My arms my breasts
And my mouth all for you
And I like what I see she exclaims
The pure exploration
The knees thighs and calfs
The excitement rises
The giggles and laughs
Then sliding straight in
The grinding and bumps
The bucking and fucking
The pounds and the humps
The unison ecstasy the smiles and the rush
I'm delighted to be with you
My fab forum crush xx
"
Who... Me?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"There once was a lady called Cilla
Who’s body really was killer
Although she loved kink
She made my heart sink
When she said ‘you can’t beat a bit of vanilla’
Thank you I’m here all week…"
She's right though... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is your name Oscar? Because this is Wilde
More rhymes than you can Shake a Speare at, me "
Gonna be honest I'm disappointed no one's given me mad props for this. It's like, the best thing I've said all year. |
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"Is your name Oscar? Because this is Wilde
More rhymes than you can Shake a Speare at, me
Gonna be honest I'm disappointed no one's given me mad props for this. It's like, the best thing I've said all year. "
That's a great one liner x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is your name Oscar? Because this is Wilde
More rhymes than you can Shake a Speare at, me
Gonna be honest I'm disappointed no one's given me mad props for this. It's like, the best thing I've said all year.
That's a great one liner x "
My first mad prop! |
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