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Just to fill you in on my fun last night at the club, I thought I would shared the embarrassment .
Proceeded to get out if the main pool, climbed the steps , went to walk down the stone steps and went arse over tit stark bollock naked !!!!! Yeah signs up warning of skippy surfaces etc but went down like a wet old floppy sock !!!!
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over a year ago
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Yup spotted someone I fancied in the jacuzzi.
Hung my towel up and tried to slink in unnoticed.
The plan was going well until I caught my foot on the lip of the jacuzzi and went in head first.
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"Yup spotted someone I fancied in the jacuzzi.
Hung my towel up and tried to slink in unnoticed.
The plan was going well until I caught my foot on the lip of the jacuzzi and went in head first.
lol classic !!
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
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"Yup spotted someone I fancied in the jacuzzi.
Hung my towel up and tried to slink in unnoticed.
The plan was going well until I caught my foot on the lip of the jacuzzi and went in head first.
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Top bombing
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"like mis-spelling the header on a forum thread?  
neva message me if ur not into miss-spellings .. some of my messages when im on my mobile have to be seen to be believed !! "
Yeah my iPhone has a lot to answer for !!!! |
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"like mis-spelling the header on a forum thread?
neva message me if ur not into miss-spellings .. some of my messages when im on my mobile have to be seen to be believed !!
Yeah my iPhone has a lot to answer for !!!!"
Damn Autocarrot! |
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over a year ago
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I have a semi regular meet (well its on the back burner at the moment as he's in Afghanistan) who I affectionately call Hot Marine! He was coming to meet me in a club and I was excited etc. When he got there we went over to the pool table and I missed the floor! I fell over, slapped him in the face and slid my hand over his rather gorgeous torso!
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"Was that at Partners? The wet area there is great but the flooring is terribly slippy, have seen some nasty falls there  "
Lol inspector clue so x yip he does have signs up and let's be honest we should be wearing flip flops for hygiene reasons x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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walking into the hot tub at Vanilla Experience I totally missed the bottom step and stumbled into the hot tub... Thankfully no one was in at the time but I felt such a twonk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We were at abfabs with a couple.
The couple and my husband were in the pool...
Thinking i could look sexy just sliding in from the side(too lazy to walk back to the steps)i did so and promptly went under
Came up looking like a cross between a panda and drowned rat 
What i forgot is they were all a good few inches taller than me.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love the fact that other people make idiots of themselves and its not just me. I "jumped" on a guy in the jacuzzi once didnt see him there."
PMSFL!!!  |
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"Yup spotted someone I fancied in the jacuzzi.
Hung my towel up and tried to slink in unnoticed.
The plan was going well until I caught my foot on the lip of the jacuzzi and went in head first.
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Under water BJ bussy ?? |
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"I love the fact that other people make idiots of themselves and its not just me. I "jumped" on a guy in the jacuzzi once didnt see him there.
What about the bloke you talked to death?? "
oi, ive never talked anyone to death yet, only you lol. Well i dont think i have lol |
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over a year ago
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i went to partners and was in that smoking van outside and when i went to leave i fell down the bloody steps to get out, only as i fell my leg went behide me and i couldnt move it to get up, so i was flat on my face on the floor with one of my leg twisted behind be thro the bottom of the hand rail still in the van
very dignified i looked too lol
when i got up everyone was asking if i was ok, so i said yes as you do to save face then hobbled off into the loo, i could have cried with the pain |
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I fell flat on my face in broad street one busy saturday night,ive never got up so quick, but i landed on my tit. I told the people i was with to go in and id catch them up. I went round the corner and cried |
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"i went to partners and was in that smoking van outside and when i went to leave i fell down the bloody steps to get out, only as i fell my leg went behide me and i couldnt move it to get up, so i was flat on my face on the floor with one of my leg twisted behind be thro the bottom of the hand rail still in the van
very dignified i looked too lol
when i got up everyone was asking if i was ok, so i said yes as you do to save face then hobbled off into the loo, i could have cried with the pain "
I did that and head butted the front door after a couple of stumbles, xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes I've had a few experiences. I am always terrified of falling head first into the jacuzzi, its not happened yet but I just know that one day I will do this.
We were going to Abfabs one Friday night and about 5pm whilst leaving work I tore my hamstring. It was painful and I couldn't walk but I really wanted to go to Abfabs and I found that if I wore heels I could kind of hobble. it was a bad mistake because when I got to Abfabs I couldn't walk at all and my OH had to half carry me everywhere which wasn't really a sexy enticing look.
I spent the next day in A&E and on crutches for a couple of weeks. But I won't let anything stop me doing what I want and I wanted to go to Abfabs that night  |
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