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Well, not really a tagline as such, but who can forget:
Way down deep in the middle of the Congo,
A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.
He stuck it with the others, and he danced a dainty tango.
The rhino said, "I know, we'll call it Um Bongo"
Um Bongo, Um Bongo, They drink it in the Congo.
The python picked the passion fruit, the marmoset the mandarin.
The parrot painted packets, that the whole caboodle landed in.
So when it comes to sun and fun and goodness in the jungle,
They all prefer the sunny funny one they call Um Bongo! |
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Watch out Humphry's about
A million housewives everyday pick up a tin of beans and say, beans means Heinz.
The Colgate ring of confidence.
Hands that do dishes can be soft as your face with mild, green fairy liquid.
I'm a secret lemonade drinker
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"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join the club ( or our club )"
When I was at school, a teacher was spotted with a porno mag in his brief case. The next day he came into the classroom and somebody had written "Everyone lubs a Club" on the blackboard.  |
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"We're happy little Vegemites
As bright as bright can be
We all enjoy our Vegemite
For breakfast, lunch and tea!
Because we love our Vegemite
We all adore our Vegemite
It puts a rose in every cheeeeek" |
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""We're happy little Vegemites
As bright as bright can be
We all enjoy our Vegemite
For breakfast, lunch and tea!
Because we love our Vegemite
We all adore our Vegemite
It puts a rose in every cheeeeek""
Apparently your supposed to put a jar on the table ..Next to the condiments  |
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""We're happy little Vegemites
As bright as bright can be
We all enjoy our Vegemite
For breakfast, lunch and tea!
Because we love our Vegemite
We all adore our Vegemite
It puts a rose in every cheeeeek""
Nice one, Bertie, sigh takes me back to Sydney. . . .do have a jar, beats the pants off Marmite |
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""We're happy little Vegemites
As bright as bright can be
We all enjoy our Vegemite
For breakfast, lunch and tea!
Because we love our Vegemite
We all adore our Vegemite
It puts a rose in every cheeeeek"
Apparently your supposed to put a jar on the table ..Next to the condiments "
Personally I hate the stuff but the rest of my family would put it next to the condiments!  |
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And for the more mature beer drinkers...
A Double Diamond Works Wonders
You’re a Gentleman and a Skolar
(Watney’s) Roll Out the Barrel
(Hofmeister) For Great Lager, Follow the Bear
It’s What Your Right Arm’s For
It’s Tankard that Helps Me Excel – After One You’d do Anything Well
Harp Stays Sharp to the Bottom of the Glass
This Calls for a Holsten
Stella’s for the Fellers Who Like their Lager Strong
Heineken Refreshes the Parts Other Beers Cannot Reach
Carlsberg: Probably the Best Lager in the World. |
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