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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Following on from the Noah's Ark thread that I thought said Nora's Ark in my state of tiredness, I have come up with the equivalent, Nora's Pink Canoe.

Not sure now big it is, might get a bit crowded, what you putting in there ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. Oooh can I come!

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

A princess size bed

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By *e.youngguyMan  over a year ago

Derby

Definitely not getting on that ark without my rabbit vibrator that I use in my lovely ladies x

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


". Oooh can I come!"
can you bring your little bald man ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Definitely not getting on that ark without my rabbit vibrator that I use in my lovely ladies x"

Hope you’ve got a few. I take hygiene very seriously

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m putting myself in

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


". Oooh can I come!can you bring your little bald man ? "

I have a little bald man? .

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester

why did I just read this title as Noras pink camel toe ffs I need reading glasses

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"why did I just read this title as Noras pink camel toe ffs I need reading glasses "

. I can’t do those

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Packet Of Jaffa Cakes and Hob Knobs....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Id like to bring a barrow of terrys chocolate buttons orange's please

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By *e.youngguyMan  over a year ago

Derby


"Definitely not getting on that ark without my rabbit vibrator that I use in my lovely ladies x

Hope you’ve got a few. I take hygiene very seriously "

Don’t worry I’ve got a brand new one with your name on it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


". Oooh can I come!can you bring your little bald man ?

I have a little bald man? . "

I think he's referring to your bean, unless that has a full head of hair

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

A Victoria sponge. Canoes are hard work. We will need a snack

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS  over a year ago

chichester


"why did I just read this title as Noras pink camel toe ffs I need reading glasses

. I can’t do those "

|I mean pink can be a hard colour to wear I know

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


". Oooh can I come!can you bring your little bald man ?

I have a little bald man? .

I think he's referring to your bean, unless that has a full head of hair "

Oh! . So innocent and naive see!

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Definitely not getting on that ark without my rabbit vibrator that I use in my lovely ladies x

Hope you’ve got a few. I take hygiene very seriously

Don’t worry I’ve got a brand new one with your name on it! "

My name better be engraved in gold

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A strap on.

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By *e.youngguyMan  over a year ago

Derby


"Definitely not getting on that ark without my rabbit vibrator that I use in my lovely ladies x

Hope you’ve got a few. I take hygiene very seriously

Don’t worry I’ve got a brand new one with your name on it!

My name better be engraved in gold "

Oh it is. And it’s in your favourite colour. Only problem might be the size cause I’m not entirely sure you could handle it

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A strap on."

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that . He loves it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that . He loves it "

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that . He loves it

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that . He loves it

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face "

Dickhead

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that . He loves it

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face

Dickhead "

Yeah, would be some view though

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Her fella Toan

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Her fella Toan "

And all his work mates

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Her fella Toan

And all his work mates "

And his trusty tin opener

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Crates of cream.

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Her fella Toan

And all his work mates

And his trusty tin opener"

yep!

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By *ighty_tightyMan  over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk


"Her fella Toan

And all his work mates

And his trusty tin opener

yep!"

Couple of hens too, so he has a fresh supply of breakfast eggs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that . He loves it

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face

Dickhead

Yeah, would be some view though "

Like head butting a lasagne

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Her fella Toan "

Please don't, not sure I could handle the bizareness of his conversations

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

11

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Id like to bring a barrow of terrys chocolate buttons orange's please "

Infact ivd changed my mind i want to take sugarnadya,

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A strap on.

Monkey will be first in the queue for a bit of that . He loves it

Yeah, if I'm wearing it on my face

Dickhead

Yeah, would be some view though

Like head butting a lasagne "

Speak for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some say shes a fan of qvp

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Some say shes a fan of qvp "

I don’t even know what that means. Usually when I have to google I find out I’m not a fan

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some say shes a fan of qvp

I don’t even know what that means. Usually when I have to google I find out I’m not a fan "

what could the q stand for

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Some say shes a fan of qvp

I don’t even know what that means. Usually when I have to google I find out I’m not a fan what could the q stand for "

No ta

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I saw that title and thought it was a euphemism

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Some say shes a fan of qvp

I don’t even know what that means. Usually when I have to google I find out I’m not a fan what could the q stand for "

Quim?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

If I were a fabber

A tit or arse grabber

I'll tell you what I would do

I'd playfully linger

With my cheeky finger

In noras pink canoe

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester


"Her fella Toan

Please don't, not sure I could handle the bizareness of his conversations "

I can’t separate them monkey. That would be heartbreaking!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I bring my inflatable ring and armbands???

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"If I were a fabber

A tit or arse grabber

I'll tell you what I would do

I'd playfully linger

With my cheeky finger

In noras pink canoe

"

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By *eah BabyCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Electric motor so we can enjoy the cake and cheeky drinks without having to row

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If Julian Clary is in it I will not get in

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Why is it pink and not brown?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"Some say shes a fan of qvp

I don’t even know what that means. Usually when I have to google I find out I’m not a fan what could the q stand for

Quim? "

quadruple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have we got some pink lemonade yet? It's thirsty work.

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By *ack688Man  over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

A very well stocked kindle!

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