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By *r Steelhammer OP Man over a year ago

belfast

Ok as there is a "why do men" this should be fun

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By *JstarsoloWoman over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

Touché...

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By *r Steelhammer OP Man over a year ago

belfast

"Touché..."

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Get everything right?

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Get everything right?"

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

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By *r Steelhammer OP Man over a year ago

belfast

"Get everything right?"

Nooo think there right

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

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By *aturefun63Man over a year ago

Belper

Turn the central heating to thermo nuclear level

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

Can you pick an outfit or a restaurant?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

Can you pick an outfit or a restaurant?"

Haha I can! And I can be ready in 45 minutes

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By *JstarsoloWoman over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"Turn the central heating to thermo nuclear level "

To encourage you to get your kit off, of course!!!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

Can't parallel park for the life of me. Anyone want to teach me?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Turn the central heating to thermo nuclear level "

Not me as I'm menapausal and too hot most of the time.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

Can't parallel park for the life of me. Anyone want to teach me?"

I really can’t. I love driving. I drive all around the country. I drive in Spain! I can cope with going around roundabouts the wrong way but can I parallel park!?? Not a chance

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Coz they've got a fanny that's why.

Or hormones, that'll be the other answer. Hormones making them all crazy and irrational.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

Can't parallel park for the life of me. Anyone want to teach me?"

I parallel park brilliantly. But only on the right side of the road.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

Can't parallel park for the life of me. Anyone want to teach me?

I parallel park brilliantly. But only on the right side of the road.

Hahaha. Oh I never though it could be a different side of the road thing! I may try again.

When it’s quiet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

Can't parallel park for the life of me. Anyone want to teach me?"

I'm sure i can get you to squeeze it in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can parallel park and bake a mean scone

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. I’m jealous. The amount of times in my life I’ve heard “you could get a double decker bus in there!”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can parallel park and bake a mean scone

At the same time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

. I’m jealous. The amount of times in my life I’ve heard “you could get a double decker bus in there!” "

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By *ood Girl KatWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I can't parallel park for the life of me lol

Also I'm sure I'm not the only woman to have showers boiling hot. I just wonder if there's some men out there that like their showers scorching too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

Can't parallel park for the life of me. Anyone want to teach me?

I parallel park brilliantly. But only on the right side of the road.

Hahaha. Oh I never though it could be a different side of the road thing! I may try again.

When it’s quiet

I'm right handed. It's a toddle going in on the right. On the left I am cack-handed and can't park my (average sized car) in any available park!

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

...take 45 minutes to be ready?

All that practice putting on makeup and it still takes more time than Gene Simmons...

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By *r Steelhammer OP Man over a year ago

belfast

. I’m jealous. The amount of times in my life I’ve heard “you could get a double decker bus in there!” "

Can you feel that? Come in like a train toot toot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can parallel park and bake a mean scone

At the same time.

Now there is an idea....USB oven anyone??

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

. I’m jealous. The amount of times in my life I’ve heard “you could get a double decker bus in there!”

As soon as I typed that I thought oh dear

Think before you type Nora!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always want a guy who knows what he wants? Who will take care of us confused souls?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

. I’m jealous. The amount of times in my life I’ve heard “you could get a double decker bus in there!”

As soon as I typed that I thought oh dear

Think before you type Nora!! "

Please don't.

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"...take 45 minutes to be ready?

All that practice putting on makeup and it still takes more time than Gene Simmons...

Does it look like Gene Simmons too though?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Touché..."

'away'

Turtle, lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

Can I have a perfect taste of you…

*one of my better ones.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Get everything right?

Everything?

Don't you all have poor taste in men?

Ok not everything. I’ll personally admit the parallel parking thing

I have a perfect taste in men

Can I have a perfect taste of you…

*one of my better ones.

Smooth. You’re in

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"...take 45 minutes to be ready?

All that practice putting on makeup and it still takes more time than Gene Simmons...

Does it look like Gene Simmons too though?"

Not EVERY time.

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By *avie65Man over a year ago

In the west.

Leave the toilet seat down. Don't you know it's just an extra surface for guys to pee on and when it dries in there is a pungent perfume from it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turn the central heating to thermo nuclear level

To encourage you to get your kit off, of course!!!"

Don’t need any encouragement to get my kit off

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By *JstarsoloWoman over a year ago

Wombwell, Barnsley

"Turn the central heating to thermo nuclear level

To encourage you to get your kit off, of course!!!

Don’t need any encouragement to get my kit off"

My kind of man lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think it's acceptable to go around every shop trying things on then go back to the first outfit in the first shop and buy that having wasted the whole day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turn the central heating to thermo nuclear level

To encourage you to get your kit off, of course!!!

Don’t need any encouragement to get my kit off"

Ha ha. Even if it's freezing inside, I would rather get naked and snuggle under the duvet rather than wearing those pesky clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Insist on wearing high heels that they can't walk in but think they look Cool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do they just care about the cock? For once I’d like a woman to get to know me. I’m more than a short skinny meat stick.