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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny?? "
The one with the most children.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??
The one with the most children. "
I have two kids but came out of the delivery room squeezing my pelvic floors for fear of being slack lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??
The one with the most children. "
I've got 3 and get moaned at because i can be too tight at time.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny?? "
The one who inherited the well-known 'slack fanny gene'......?  
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this one of those trick questions? Is it the one with the "NO SPILLUNKING" tattoo on her thighs.
I find it offputting when you reach into her knickers for a fumble and find what you think is a tampon string, but turns out to be a drawstring.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this one of those trick questions? Is it the one with the "NO SPILLUNKING" tattoo on her thighs.
I find it offputting when you reach into her knickers for a fumble and find what you think is a tampon string, but turns out to be a drawstring. "
That's the second coffee I've spat all over the table today, thanks to you Jodie!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I do laugh at some of the slack comments. I've had 6 kids. Can be fisted and have had lots of men. Yet hurt a guy's cock the other day because I was to tight
It did amuse me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once went with a very slack woman and whilst shagging her she asked, "Have you taken any precautions?"
I replied, "Yer luv, I've tied me foot to the sink!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The answer is extremely subjective and I would require all three woman to present themselves for a thorough investigation by myself, a bottle of lube and a small panel of experts.
Only them would I be in a position to provide a definitive response to the original question with a firm grounding in scientific fact and the data to back it up.
I would be more than happy to then present a paper and a series of photographs detailing my findings (though I am aware that this site does not allow pictures where a lady has taken my entire hand inside her!)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scarlet i PMSL@the formula posted - are you borded today lol
If im not mistaken- if a women does her pelvic exercises etc; her vagina stays in shape
I have had a few women over the years with and without wife on swinging scene and have experinced women who love have lots of fingers in there pussy etc, but who afterwards feel great to be inside with cock; so exercising must do some good eh ????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In my experience number of children, number of sexual partners, frequency of sex etc has very little to do with overall internal vault capacity.
Around an hour after a good fisting, you will find that a lady will naturally become extremely 'tight' - so putting to bed the myth that ladies who partake of fisting have a 'Tardis Muff'
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny?? "
The one who gets fisted by mr shovel hands. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was shagging a particularly cavernous woman once who moaned, "You ain't got a very big organ have ya mate!"
I replied, "It ain't used to playing a fucking cathedral luv!" |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny?? "
The one who has a speculum stuck up her foo foo.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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However Prof, the results of your findings will need to stand up to rigorous cross examination. To that end and merely in the name of thorough scientific research I'd like to conduct a double blind trial where one group of women will have normal intercourse with me, another will have dirty sex using an array of toys with names like "The Pussy Punisher", and another group will have a cup of tea and some nice biscuits. Foxes Continental assortment perhaps.
Only then will the true extent of wizards sleevery be known. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"However Prof, the results of your findings will need to stand up to rigorous cross examination. To that end and merely in the name of thorough scientific research I'd like to conduct a double blind trial where one group of women will have normal intercourse with me, another will have dirty sex using an array of toys with names like "The Pussy Punisher", and another group will have a cup of tea and someo nice biscuits. Foxes Continental assortment perhaps.
Only then will the true extent of wizards sleevery be known. "
Lmao |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny?? "
the one where you lost your wrist watch......
think about it....... ; |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"However Prof, the results of your findings will need to stand up to rigorous cross examination. To that end and merely in the name of thorough scientific research I'd like to conduct a double blind trial where one group of women will have normal intercourse with me, another will have dirty sex using an array of toys with names like "The Pussy Punisher", and another group will have a cup of tea and some nice biscuits. Foxes Continental assortment perhaps.
Only then will the true extent of wizards sleevery be known. "
Jodie that's lovely of you to offer, thank you. However you do know that things shrink in the wash, right? After shagging lots of women and getting your cock wet so many times it would be the size of a chipolata. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.u
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??
the one where you lost your wrist watch......
think about it....... ;"
Or your necklace.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i read about a woman who was quite young and hadnt had any children and she had bladder problems and her doctor said she needed to do pelvic floor excersises. i met a doctor and asked him about it and he said the more kids a woman has and also if she has a child later on in life when she is older then the less likely it is that the muscles will go back to how they were.
also i read that it doesnt make any difference how often you have sex.
having sex and orgasms is good for your pelvic floor muscles after giving birth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know Scarlet, believe me I know. My previous attempts at scientific shagging
have unfortunately reduced me from "immense" down to "massive" and now I am merely "give it a minute til i'm comfortable"  |
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As seemed to be the common thing for guys to use a sky remote as a size guide can I propose all members have to post said picture, if a member needs to use multiple remotes this should answer OP's question. Further more a feature added into the search page to aid those wishing to meet the more accommodating members |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"However Prof, the results of your findings will need to stand up to rigorous cross examination. To that end and merely in the name of thorough scientific research I'd like to conduct a double blind trial where one group of women will have normal intercourse with me, another will have dirty sex using an array of toys with names like "The Pussy Punisher", and another group will have a cup of tea and some nice biscuits. Foxes Continental assortment perhaps.
Only then will the true extent of wizards sleevery be known. "
I am entire in agreement with the notion of a double blind study followed by an opportunity to re_iew and collate the findings over a nice glass of sherry.
...oh and as for punishing toys, I have rather a nice one which is 13 inches in circumference - will that do?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think that 13 inches circumference is a good start. But this research should possibly be conducted with the ultimate goal of producing the mac-daddy of lady part pleasers.
Something that is capable of pleasuring those with a fanny like a mouses ear right up to those who get mistaken for the Blackwall tunnel.
It might take a lot of sherry to come up with that. We may have to break out the Absinthe, the drink by which all great discoveries are made. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is not true that a woman who has a lot of sex has a slacker vagina. I dont know why people make these daft statements.
Childbirth can have an effect, age can have an effect, or just genetically some women dont have such good muscle tone as others.
Pelvic floor exercises are helpful for stress incontinence issues |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think that 13 inches circumference is a good start. But this research should possibly be conducted with the ultimate goal of producing the mac-daddy of lady part pleasers.
Something that is capable of pleasuring those with a fanny like a mouses ear right up to those who get mistaken for the Blackwall tunnel.
It might take a lot of sherry to come up with that. We may have to break out the Absinthe, the drink by which all great discoveries are made. "
Well if I put both fists together that's a 26 inch 'toy'!
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"It is not true that a woman who has a lot of sex has a slacker vagina. I dont know why people make these daft statements.
Childbirth can have an effect, age can have an effect, or just genetically some women dont have such good muscle tone as others.
Pelvic floor exercises are helpful for stress incontinence issues "
or it could just be the simple fact guys cocks a tiddler and rather than say that they will blame the woman for havinging a slack pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny?? "
ooooh its like one of those maths questions you get in exams |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My ex was weird lol.. The more sex we had the tighter she got.. Some men actually complained she was to tight.. And i know i aint small either. i measured haha "
That's normal. What happens to muscles when you work them?
Cali |
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By *orkieMan
over a year ago
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny?? "
Fcuking hell lady I was shit at algebra at school, where does the slackest fanny give you the value of "X" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one that is nicknamed 'Snail' because it drags along the floor leaving a trail? "
Her fanny might not be that slack tho
She might just have short legs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My ex was weird lol.. The more sex we had the tighter she got.. Some men actually complained she was to tight.. And i know i aint small either. i measured haha
That's normal. What happens to muscles when you work them?
Cali"
Do they get slack?  |
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny?? "
Coleen Nolan and other Loose Women |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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It's a simple test.
Each of the women needs to be tested by the same three Richards in this order:
Small Dick
Middle Dick
Big Dick
Then Small Dick returns to each woman in turn and gives his verdict. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just had a thought OP.
If you are having trouble touching the side because your willy resembles a tic tac, could you stick a couple.of fingers up the womans bum to take the slack up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had a thought OP.
If you are having trouble touching the side because your willy resembles a tic tac, could you stick a couple.of fingers up the womans bum to take the slack up?"
Yes, that's one way of trying to fill the void but alas with some women it's like throwing a sausage up an alley. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love a slack fanny lol actually I just love fanny they all need seeing to hehe  
Thats my boy. "
Lol I wish!
Imagine if they said the same about bent dicks lol to many fussy ppl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.
I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.
In which case with certain internal parts removed yes their more spacious, so nevermind the fact they have to get over major surgery they also have the psychological trauma to follow. Ohvand of course if they happen to be on site put up with being ridiculed.
And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.
I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.
In which case with certain internal parts removed yes their more spacious, so nevermind the fact they have to get over major surgery they also have the psychological trauma to follow. Ohvand of course if they happen to be on site put up with being ridiculed.
And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive."
Its not you he's talking about is it? That just isn't on!
Has he tried sticking a couple of fingers.....nope, better not..... |
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"I was scared to have sex first time after id given birth cause i thought he would "fall in" he just said you cant tell any difference at all"
Difference at all.......difference at all.......difference at a.....difference at.....difference..... Differ......dif............... |
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny?? "
I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!! |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
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"I was scared to have sex first time after id given birth cause i thought he would "fall in" he just said you cant tell any difference at all
Difference at all.......difference at all.......difference at a.....difference at.....difference..... Differ......dif..............."
i would have just said hello....hello.....hello.........hell.......hell.........hel................he.............h............................... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.
I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.
In which case with certain internal parts removed yes their more spacious, so nevermind the fact they have to get over major surgery they also have the psychological trauma to follow. Ohvand of course if they happen to be on site put up with being ridiculed.
And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive."
Ermm as someone who had a hysterectomy I would just like to point out they don't do anything to your pussy except remove the cervix so it has no effect on how tight you are !!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.
I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.
In which case with certain internal parts removed yes their more spacious, so nevermind the fact they have to get over major surgery they also have the psychological trauma to follow. Ohvand of course if they happen to be on site put up with being ridiculed.
And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive."
Sense of humour failure?
It's just banter. Joking around. I think something else is seriously sensitive. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??
I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!"
I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.
I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.
In which case with certain internal parts removed yes their more spacious, so nevermind the fact they have to get over major surgery they also have the psychological trauma to follow. Ohvand of course if they happen to be on site put up with being ridiculed.
And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive.
Sense of humour failure?
It's just banter. Joking around. I think something else is seriously sensitive. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??
The one with the most children.
I've got 3 and get moaned at because i can be too tight at time.... "
I've 4 and still get complimented on my tightness |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Ermm as someone who had a hysterectomy I would just like to point out they don't do anything to your pussy except remove the cervix so it has no effect on how tight you are !!! "
Although I did have one man tell me that I was missing something when he couldn't find my cervix, he didn't say I was slack. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??
I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!
I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine. "
Room for a little un ? |
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??
I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!
I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine. "
WOW! Impressive!
Is that full size Coke? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Andy says the worst thing is a Fanny that is too tight, We have had a couple of girls that couldn't take his whole cock. Its big but not abnormal. He puts it down to their nerves, but finds it a frustrating experience. It did make Me feel like a bit of a bucket fanny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ermm as someone who had a hysterectomy I would just like to point out they don't do anything to your pussy except remove the cervix so it has no effect on how tight you are !!!
Although I did have one man tell me that I was missing something when he couldn't find my cervix, he didn't say I was slack."
It puts a whole new slant on hide and seek !! |
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over a year ago
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??
I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!
I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine.
WOW! Impressive!
Is that full size Coke?"
Thank you.
Yes big bottles of full fat , none of that lightweight diet stuff. And a 12" pizza. In a box. |
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"I love how people who come on the forums to have fun and a bit of banter feel the need to ridicule people who may have a genuine problem.
I would hazard a guess that a lot of females with "slack fannies" as so nicely put may have had a medical problem requiring surgical treatment ie hystorectomy.
In which case with certain internal parts removed yes their more spacious, so nevermind the fact they have to get over major surgery they also have the psychological trauma to follow. Ohvand of course if they happen to be on site put up with being ridiculed.
And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive.
Ermm as someone who had a hysterectomy I would just like to point out they don't do anything to your pussy except remove the cervix so it has no effect on how tight you are !!! "
You had a hysterical rectum from airfix?
All I had was old war planes and yhe odd car to glue together |
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And for those guys who find it hard too learn, its the first 4 inches of a females vagina thats seriously sensitive."
Trust me to end up being an inch short. |
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny??
I think you should celebrate it! Fantastic idea when it comes to extra shopping and how to get it home!!
I can carry 3 bottles of , a sack of potatoes and a melon in mine.
WOW! Impressive!
Is that full size Coke?
Thank you.
Yes big bottles of full fat , none of that lightweight diet stuff. And a 12" pizza. In a box. "
thick or thin crust? the pizza that is! full range of toppings including tuna and anchovies?
any side orders? |
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"i read about a woman who was quite young and hadnt had any children and she had bladder problems and her doctor said she needed to do pelvic floor excersises. i met a doctor and asked him about it and he said the more kids a woman has and also if she has a child later on in life when she is older then the less likely it is that the muscles will go back to how they were.
also i read that it doesnt make any difference how often you have sex.
having sex and orgasms is good for your pelvic floor muscles after giving birth."
I've gave birth. 9 times n still get told I'm tight :- |
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"I was scared to have sex first time after id given birth cause i thought he would "fall in" he just said you cant tell any difference at all
Difference at all.......difference at all.......difference at a.....difference at.....difference..... Differ......dif...............
i would have just said hello....hello.....hello.........hell.......hell.........hel................he.............h............................... "
ah yes, but the statement he made was probably while he was down there! |
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"Confucius say....."Man who complains most about slack pussies is man with itzy bitzy cock"
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Or a man who is physically insensitive, and this the type of man who usually has problems getting it up in the first place. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bypasses going cheap!
Come and get your bypasses...todays offer is a sense of humour bypass, if you have the charisma one as well, we will do a b.o.g.o.f deal
Roll up! Roll up! Bypasses going cheap!!
ROLL UP!! Once it's gone, it's gone!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The one who brings a bottle of to a meet without having to carry it in her hands
Now that would be a surprise to find.
And a pizza.... "
...with chicken toppings
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"After reading another thread it got me thinking about why some people think some women are 'slack'.
Woman A: Fab member, 200 veri's in last year from different men. So 200 shags, 200 men.
Woman B: 4 shags a week for a year. 2 boyfriends. So 200 shags, 2 men.
Woman C: 2 shags a week for 2 years. Swings with her husband and meets other swinging couples. So 200 shags, 15 different men.
..........Which woman has the slackest fanny?? "
As far as I can remember, someone said a woman was 'slack' for meeting lots of guys. My point in the OP was that all 3 women in my examples had the same number of shags- so how the heck does having sex with more men make any difference. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
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As far as I can remember, someone said a woman was 'slack' for meeting lots of guys. My point in the OP was that all 3 women in my examples had the same number of shags- so how the heck does having sex with more men make any difference. "
Some of them may have walked in with their cock resting in a barrow? |
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