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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..
What's going on here guys.. |
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"Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..
What's going on here guys.."
Old news Tom. |
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"These poisonous buggers are a concern...of course they deliberately bite...
They don't bite by accident "
Tom - you are turning into buzzfeed with your non news news… these spiders have been in the uk for well over 10 years, leave them alone & you’ll be fine, swoosh them away with something & you’ll be fine, start playing with them & there’s a small chance they bite…. No different than wasps, bees, hornets. |
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"Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..
What's going on here guys.."
Bloody hell Tom, we did this with the fecking Adder story last month
Poisonous = Ingested
Venomous = Injected
stop eating the bloody wildlife and you'll be fine, yer fruit loop!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't panic Tom. I'm sure pest control spray available somewhere which will kill the little buggers, after all I'm sure they dont wear gas masks (or do they)? |
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By *hoirCouple
over a year ago
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"Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..
What's going on here guys.."
Venomous, not poisonous.
Not very deadly either.
About as deadly as the monkeypox.
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"Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..
What's going on here guys..
Venomous, not poisonous.
Not very deadly either.
About as deadly as the monkeypox.
C"
What about monkeypox + spider bite? What does that equation equal?! Maybe add a jellyfish in for good measure... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Reports that false widow spiders that were not seen in the UK 20 years ago have expanded to be prelevent all over the UK.. they are waking from hibernation and are very poisonous if they bite you..
What's going on here guys..
Bloody hell Tom, we did this with the fecking Adder story last month
Poisonous = Ingested
Venomous = Injected
stop eating the bloody wildlife and you'll be fine, yer fruit loop! "
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"I wish i could go in hibernation for 20 years and come back to scare people  
Maybe ask to be reincarnated as an anthrax spore? Very hardy things  "
Sounds boring because i tried convid19, now nobody cares |
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