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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If tomorrow you woke up the opposite sex what's the first thing you would do?
I'm pretty sure I'd have a wank "
Always wondered if a guys orgasm feels different from a woman's |
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By *hieldMan
over a year ago
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"If tomorrow you woke up the opposite sex what's the first thing you would do?
I'm pretty sure I'd have a wank
Always wondered if a guys orgasm feels different from a woman's "
I'd be curious to find out how it feels |
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Go for a pee while half asleep then struggle to find something thats not there.
Realise and scream and then have to put the toilet seat down as im desperate for a pee.
Finish pull shorts back up as not wiped the drips ( I dont know havent been told its better to wipe, im a male ) Then again some ladies dont wipe.
( go look on toilet cubicle cams  )
then goto mirror feel around my body feel the mounds the sensertive nipples as I touch them get a response try something more a tweak or pull.
Start to explore as I undress infront of the mirror feeling my naked skin.
Touching, stroking my fingers lightly across my body gradually starting to feel something inbetween my thighs with all this touching.
Until at last my fingers drift between my thighs glancing across my clit feeling something more hard to explain.
So I stroke lower sliding my fingers between my lips, feeling those lips around my finger.
I delv lower finding what seems a deeper recess sliding a finger into its opening presing lower and deeper, finding something hard to describe feeling.
What am I feeling here.
whatever it is it feels good.
As I continue to finger my wonderful hole between my thighs
Oh my,
It feels wonderful,
whats happened to my nipples they seem really sensertive with me fingering between my lips and catching them.
So I try with other hand squezing my breast,
oh my those nipples feel different, sencertive.
Grabbing and squeezing those nipple ends, fook me.
As something shoots through my body, Dont know what that is as it made my body spark tense and relax.
All at the same time,
Whats this im wet I feel wet between my thighs its inbetween my lips.
Its around my finger as I pull it from between my lips yes im wet but wheres it come from...
Smelling my finger first then tasting it.
Oh its ok.
Decide to go back to finger inside of as it feels loverly and nice with what I was doing.
Then continue to finger myself and squeeze my breasts and nipples, legs are giving way ive got to stop.
But it feels so nice, so nice indeed.
Finaly stopping and heading back to the bed I investigate further.
I think that would be more on the males thoughts, If it happened. |
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then..  .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner. "
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis "
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that |
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that "
They do but you want them to not be weird as well |
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well "
And not a dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick"
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible. |
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible. "
And women are tits |
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"If tomorrow you woke up the opposite sex what's the first thing you would do?
I'm pretty sure I'd have a wank "
Im prety sure that you wouldnt as its toilet first for a pee as yu really need it.
Pulling your knickers down and sitting to have a pea.
Its at this point you would scream as a jet of water misses the toilet for some reason.
As its not held in your fingers.
For those that stand above the toilet for a pea.
For those that actually sit on it, Well the first thing you would feel is a cold pot an the tip of your semi hard cock end.
As you wouldnt know to sit further back on the seat first thing in a morning.
and hold it.
Then I expect a scream. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.
And women are tits "
We're all fucked. |
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.
And women are tits
We're all fucked. "
Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.
And women are tits
We're all fucked.
Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier "
Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself. |
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.
And women are tits
We're all fucked.
Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier
Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself. "
I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.
And women are tits
We're all fucked.
Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier
Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility "
I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all. |
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.
And women are tits
We're all fucked.
Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier
Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility
I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all. "
I'm happy for you just to lay face down and let me get on with it while you read a book or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.
And women are tits
We're all fucked.
Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier
Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility
I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all.
I'm happy for you just to lay face down and let me get on with it while you read a book or something "
That could work |
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.
And women are tits
We're all fucked.
Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier
Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility
I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all.
I'm happy for you just to lay face down and let me get on with it while you read a book or something
That could work"
I think so, it's my favourite position anyway  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.
And women are tits
We're all fucked.
Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier
Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility
I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all.
I'm happy for you just to lay face down and let me get on with it while you read a book or something
That could work
I think so, it's my favourite position anyway "
Not mine but, it's all about the guy right? |
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"Complain I can't get a meet
New day same shit then.. .
Kidding just 2 good a opportunity for a one liner.
At the moment she just complains that she can't find someone that doesn't exist in the world, she'd probably complain less I reckon if she had a penis
Decent funny hot guys don't exist? I'll agree with that
They do but you want them to not be weird as well
And not a dick
True, men are dicks. I'm asking the impossible.
And women are tits
We're all fucked.
Unfortunately this is not true, I had to fuck myself earlier
Well, if you want something done right, do it yourself.
I do a great job but I'd rather give someone else the responsibility
I'll rule myself out as I'm just shit at the whole sex thing. Effort and all.
I'm happy for you just to lay face down and let me get on with it while you read a book or something
That could work
I think so, it's my favourite position anyway
Not mine but, it's all about the guy right?"
Who cares, enjoy your book |
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Cos that's the kinda slag that I am 
would be most intrigued 