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FFS, opposite sex, why do you do that!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You said you didn’t want chips.
I said “are you sure you don’t want chips with that, because I’m having some but they’re for me”
You said again that you didn’t want chips.
Why then are you now eating half of my chips!!!! Arrrrggghhhhhh!!! 
But what else grinds your gears about the opposite sex, Fabsters?
Come on, honestly, we won’t hold it against you or put it in our private notes or anything like that. Honest. 
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"You said you didn’t want chips.
I said “are you sure you don’t want chips with that, because I’m having some but they’re for me”
You said again that you didn’t want chips.
Why then are you now eating half of my chips!!!! Arrrrggghhhhhh!!!
But what else grinds your gears about the opposite sex, Fabsters?
Come on, honestly, we won’t hold it against you or put it in our private notes or anything like that. Honest.
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Joey doesn’t share food! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dont care enough anymore to have gears to grind but one word conversations bore the life out of me also when they dont meet now without a mugshot at there home thats not going to cost me a full tank to get to at the exact time im available but eeeerm other than that i think of nothing for now    |
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you
Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace."
Family gathering outside the toilet door 
What you doing in there daddy, cooking dinner, what do you think I'm doing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex."
Yeah. And? It’ll get done *eventually* |
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex."
It's still there though, it's fine |
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"You said you didn’t want chips.
I said “are you sure you don’t want chips with that, because I’m having some but they’re for me”
You said again that you didn’t want chips.
Why then are you now eating half of my chips!!!! Arrrrggghhhhhh!!!
But what else grinds your gears about the opposite sex, Fabsters?
Come on, honestly, we won’t hold it against you or put it in our private notes or anything like that. Honest.
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Look sometimes you honestly don't want chips, you're not in the mood for chips and you're not mad about chips anyway. But then when you smell the chips, no one can resist the smell of chipper chips covered in salt bad vinegar and it's a game changer. You forget how good chips are until you've smelt them. That's my excuse  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.
Yeah. And? It’ll get done *eventually* "
I've been waiting 3 years to have my bedroom decorated.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.
It's still there though, it's fine "
It's fixed now. I sorted it |
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.
It's still there though, it's fine
It's fixed now. I sorted it "
You should've done it 3 years earlier  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you
Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace.
Family gathering outside the toilet door
What you doing in there daddy, cooking dinner, what do you think I'm doing "
And the dog too. FFS.  |
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you
Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace.
Family gathering outside the toilet door
What you doing in there daddy, cooking dinner, what do you think I'm doing
And the dog too. FFS. "
You leave the dog out of this because the dog doesn't get to shit in peace |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you
Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace.
Family gathering outside the toilet door
What you doing in there daddy, cooking dinner, what do you think I'm doing
And the dog too. FFS.
You leave the dog out of this because the dog doesn't get to shit in peace "
I turn my back to give him privacy!! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.
It's still there though, it's fine
It's fixed now. I sorted it
You should've done it 3 years earlier "
You don't think I know that now?
I've already bought the tools for my next job |
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""I would have done it if you'd asked."
You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do
You obviously hadn't pointed it out
Not you too FFS
What you gonna do about it?  "
Not telling you, work it out yourself  |
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"When you're sitting on the toilet and they try having a conversation with you
Add kids to that too. Let me shit in peace.
Family gathering outside the toilet door
What you doing in there daddy, cooking dinner, what do you think I'm doing
And the dog too. FFS.
You leave the dog out of this because the dog doesn't get to shit in peace
I turn my back to give him privacy!!"
You could just tie a bucket to the dogs tale to save picking it up after as well |
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"Say "No leave it, I'll sort it out" and there you are, 3 years later, with a light fitting still dangling down only held up by one screw and the electric flex.
It's still there though, it's fine
It's fixed now. I sorted it
You should've done it 3 years earlier
You don't think I know that now?
I've already bought the tools for my next job "
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""I would have done it if you'd asked."
You have bloody eyes of your own stop expecting me to tell you what to do
You obviously hadn't pointed it out
Not you too FFS
What you gonna do about it?
Not telling you, work it out yourself "
Would you really do that? Didn't know you would be up for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions |
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"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions "
Do the guys around you not have Google maps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions
Do the guys around you not have Google maps? "
Yes but he insisted on using a paper map provided by the hotel and showing off his map reading skills... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you okay?"
"Yes, fine"
"Are you sure because it looks like I've annoyed you somehow?"
"I said I'm okay"
"Okay, good"
Two or three days later your nursing bruised testicles because you didn't realise something really was wrong! |
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"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions
Do the guys around you not have Google maps?
Yes but he insisted on using a paper map provided by the hotel and showing off his map reading skills..."
I think you need to pick better |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No I'm not asking for directions, I've got a bloody map and can read!! ....only after walking in circles for an hour will admit defeat and ask for directions
Do the guys around you not have Google maps?
Yes but he insisted on using a paper map provided by the hotel and showing off his map reading skills...
I think you need to pick better "
Yeah it was bad decision. Sex was good though |
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