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Folk taking the trap next to you in the works dunnies when there are FIVE other empty traps to choose from??
That’s just fucking wrong why would someone do that? And then proceed to do the wettest pan splattering crap followed by a few satisfied farts and then leave without even washing their hands? Put me off my wank |
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"Folk taking the trap next to you in the works dunnies when there are FIVE other empty traps to choose from??
That’s just fucking wrong why would someone do that? And then proceed to do the wettest pan splattering crap followed by a few satisfied farts and then leave without even washing their hands? Put me off my wank "
I feel the same way about treadmills at the gym. |
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"Folk taking the trap next to you in the works dunnies when there are FIVE other empty traps to choose from??
That’s just fucking wrong why would someone do that? And then proceed to do the wettest pan splattering crap followed by a few satisfied farts and then leave without even washing their hands? Put me off my wank
I feel the same way about treadmills at the gym. "
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"Folk taking the trap next to you in the works dunnies when there are FIVE other empty traps to choose from??
That’s just fucking wrong why would someone do that? And then proceed to do the wettest pan splattering crap followed by a few satisfied farts and then leave without even washing their hands? Put me off my wank
I feel the same way about treadmills at the gym. "
Agreed. It gets smeared everywhere! Animals. |
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"Folk taking the trap next to you in the works dunnies when there are FIVE other empty traps to choose from??
That’s just fucking wrong why would someone do that? And then proceed to do the wettest pan splattering crap followed by a few satisfied farts and then leave without even washing their hands? Put me off my wank "
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"Folk taking the trap next to you in the works dunnies when there are FIVE other empty traps to choose from??
That’s just fucking wrong why would someone do that? And then proceed to do the wettest pan splattering crap followed by a few satisfied farts and then leave without even washing their hands? Put me off my wank "
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"Folk taking the trap next to you in the works dunnies when there are FIVE other empty traps to choose from??
That’s just fucking wrong why would someone do that? And then proceed to do the wettest pan splattering crap followed by a few satisfied farts and then leave without even washing their hands? Put me off my wank "
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My old place before covid used to have this little limpet like bloke who cleaned the toilets who would talk to himself..he was small and sort of hunched over and shit..odd looking guy
I remember once he was staring into a pan saying “look at all the fucking shit down there dirty cunts..they should flush!” and then I took a look and it was totally clean. He seemed to have hallucinations involving shyte.
I also walked in one time and he had a jcloth in his hand and he wipes out the inside of the urinals with it (no gloves) and then squeeze it and wipe round the other side of the urinals. Weird bloke…we named him ‘bog trog’ |
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"My old place before covid used to have this little limpet like bloke who cleaned the toilets who would talk to himself..he was small and sort of hunched over and shit..odd looking guy
I remember once he was staring into a pan saying “look at all the fucking shit down there dirty cunts..they should flush!” and then I took a look and it was totally clean. He seemed to have hallucinations involving shyte.
I also walked in one time and he had a jcloth in his hand and he wipes out the inside of the urinals with it (no gloves) and then squeeze it and wipe round the other side of the urinals. Weird bloke…we named him ‘bog trog’"
You sound like nice people |
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"My old place before covid used to have this little limpet like bloke who cleaned the toilets who would talk to himself..he was small and sort of hunched over and shit..odd looking guy
I remember once he was staring into a pan saying “look at all the fucking shit down there dirty cunts..they should flush!” and then I took a look and it was totally clean. He seemed to have hallucinations involving shyte.
I also walked in one time and he had a jcloth in his hand and he wipes out the inside of the urinals with it (no gloves) and then squeeze it and wipe round the other side of the urinals. Weird bloke…we named him ‘bog trog’
You sound like nice people"
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"Folk taking the trap next to you in the works dunnies when there are FIVE other empty traps to choose from??
That’s just fucking wrong why would someone do that? And then proceed to do the wettest pan splattering crap followed by a few satisfied farts and then leave without even washing their hands? Put me off my wank
I feel the same way about treadmills at the gym.
Agreed. It gets smeared everywhere! Animals."
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Like I say totally ruined my wank I then couldn’t concentrate …he caught me with his pre emptive shit and had me chicken legging all over the ring of combat …like I say whoever it was didn’t even wash their hands. It stank aswell really bad.
As I wrote the wank off as a bad idea I went to leave some other fella walked in and gave me a look as if to say ‘who the fuck has died in here you need a pull through with a Christmas tree’ …I felt the need to say “wasn’t me!” |
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