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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If you’re going to find yourself in a cave on a lonely mountain, dispensing sage advice for acolytes and back packers, what would be your chosen topic of advice?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Verifications.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Flee. Flee from this foresaken place and all advice you may find within.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

JS Bach.

Probably not much use to backpackers, but it's the best I can do at short notice. Luke

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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Flee. Flee from this foresaken place and all advice you may find within."

Don’t forget to tip your guide and check out the gift shop on the way

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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"JS Bach.

Probably not much use to backpackers, but it's the best I can do at short notice. Luke "

I’m intrigued as to how this deep knowledge brings you to a cave in a mountain!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Next time go to CenterParks

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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Next time go to CenterParks"

You’re the guru of travel agents? Gotcha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Next time go to CenterParks"

Remortgage! Remortgage!!

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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Verifications.

Teach me oh wise one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Verifications.

Teach me oh wise one! "

You won't escape the cave but you will die quickly and painlessly of boredom.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Flee. Flee from this foresaken place and all advice you may find within.

Don’t forget to tip your guide and check out the gift shop on the way"

My next thought was actually, why do these gurus give such vague and contradictory advice?

If you listen to me and flee, you've not fled from my advice.

The fuck is up with that

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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Flee. Flee from this foresaken place and all advice you may find within.

Don’t forget to tip your guide and check out the gift shop on the way

My next thought was actually, why do these gurus give such vague and contradictory advice?

If you listen to me and flee, you've not fled from my advice.

The fuck is up with that"

It’s waaaaay too early for paradoxical thinking.

Coffee. Coffee is my level right now

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Flee. Flee from this foresaken place and all advice you may find within.

Don’t forget to tip your guide and check out the gift shop on the way

My next thought was actually, why do these gurus give such vague and contradictory advice?

If you listen to me and flee, you've not fled from my advice.

The fuck is up with that

It’s waaaaay too early for paradoxical thinking.

Coffee. Coffee is my level right now"

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"If you’re going to find yourself in a cave on a lonely mountain, dispensing sage advice for acolytes and back packers, what would be your chosen topic of advice? "

Making the most of your thyme

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