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Oooft! You’re hot! Ladies first

By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Let’s see how many people want to take the proverbial bull by it’s horns!

In America the Sadie Hawkins dance, based upon an American story, is the event where the girls ask the boys to go with them.

Taking this as the cue, this is a ladies or ladies of the couples PM only thread...

Any gender can post that they're in but it's only the ladies that message the others to let them know that; 'ooft, they're hot!'

I doubt that filters will be an issue but please respect them anyway!

Away you go folks...

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I'm sure K would love some messages

LvM

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Always a gent, ladies first

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By *ememberTheNameMan over a year ago

barnsley

is it possible to make a lady laugh so much she ooofts at you ?

asking for research purposes only

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

Ohh yes please

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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm sure K would love some messages

LvM"

Well she’s the one that needs to send them..

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

"I'm sure K would love some messages

LvM

Well she’s the one that needs to send them.. "

I'll let her know

LvM

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

I am in for a wee oofting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll be in for this again. Nice idea op.

Come on lads, let’s shatter our hopes together.

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By *entlemanFoxMan over a year ago

North East / London

Feeling lucky today

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By *ittlewinkerMan over a year ago

Llandudno

Always ladies first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooft hello

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohh yes please

Oooft

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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Ohh yes please

Oooft"

Offside!

That’s a yellow card

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Oofft yes I’m in…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ohh yes please

Oooft

Offside!

That’s a yellow card "

I'd ask for VAR

Ps, I'm in. Ooft away.

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By *_DirectorMan over a year ago

Middle of somewhere

Lovely ladies indeed

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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Ohh yes please

Oooft

Offside!

That’s a yellow card

I'd ask for VAR

Ps, I'm in. Ooft away. "

*checks screen*

Definitely a violation. Five points from Gryffindor

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

Mmmm a few ooofts sent!

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Crikey I’d love an oooffft.

I hope I’m not setting myself up for a fall.

I’m in.

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By *he MinionMan over a year ago

Would be a privilage to be Oooft'ed by the gorgeous ladies here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Crikey I’d love an oooffft.

I hope I’m not setting myself up for a fall.

I’m in.

Ooooooft Fiddles you know you are

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By *cotty1376Man over a year ago

PRESTON

Hmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's oooffffttt together..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in for having my ego, dreams and hopes shattered

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By *eardedman7Man over a year ago

Berkshire

Well I would like to participate! In x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jumping in, sounds like a great idea for a Thursday

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By *ea monkey OP Man over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Mmmm a few ooofts sent! "

*Checks inbox*

Sad times

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By *inAndTonic21Couple over a year ago

Merseyside

Yes we are in xx

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

"Mmmm a few ooofts sent!

*Checks inbox*

Sad times "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes we are in xx

Oooft just doesn’t quite cover it! But #HolyFuck just might

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By *_DirectorMan over a year ago

Middle of somewhere

Lots of OMG sent or should that be OOODFFFFTTTTTTT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fooooof

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By *iddlesticksMan over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Let's oooffffttt together..

Can we. I don’t want to get into trouble.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ntrigued32Couple over a year ago

Nottingham

"Let’s see how many people want to take the proverbial bull by it’s horns!

In America the Sadie Hawkins dance, based upon an American story, is the event where the girls ask the boys to go with them.

Taking this as the cue, this is a ladies or ladies of the couples PM only thread...

Any gender can post that they're in but it's only the ladies that message the others to let them know that; 'ooft, they're hot!'

I doubt that filters will be an issue but please respect them anyway!

Away you go folks..."

My favourite Ooooffttss!!

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

Ok I’m in

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

"Fooooof"

Wow… so that’s what tea bagging means

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By *jekimMan over a year ago

Wigan

I'm in haha sounds fun

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By *nked rascalMan over a year ago

Burton on Trent

I’m in for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes please Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fooooof

Wow… so that’s what tea bagging means

"
keep em in for a fuller flavour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's oooffffttt together..

Can we. I don’t want to get into trouble.

All together now...

OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFTTTTTT

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes please Xxx

Another where ooooft doesn’t cut it!!

Sweet lord! Thank you!! The lady is #Phenominal…,

#Wow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooifting my day away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In then .. won’t hold my breath or I’ll suffocate

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By *ongueTwistererMan over a year ago

telford/ shrewsbury/ bridgnorth/ wolverhampton

Who wouldn't want a good ooooooofffttting.

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By *KloganMan over a year ago

Ramsbottom

A Thursday Oooft… nice work.. aye.. stick me down for an in..

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

I'm in and sending a few oooffftts

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

Ladies, I'm all ears...!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm in and sending a few oooffftts

What a woman….. in the words of sheriff justice from Smokey and the bandit……

Ooooooft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jumping in.. Afternoon all

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Yes please ladies

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By *ig_eric_tionMan over a year ago

IPSWICH

I'm in... I haven't entered into any self indulgence recently.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in. Ooft away!

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

It’s worth a shot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

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By *ordo320Man over a year ago

Gatwick

Hi everyone

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot...."

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By *ordo320Man over a year ago

Gatwick

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

I did think that was a rather harsh comment too !!!!!!!

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

[Removed by poster at 19/05/22 16:11:16]

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot...."

Slightly less than luke warm any good?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fingers crossed!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

I did think that was a rather harsh comment too !!!!!!!"

Oh that's not harsh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh im in

Expecting a very successful 0 messages but we'll see

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

Slightly less than luke warm any good?"

I guess it'll do for a weekday.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot...."

. Ooof, I felt that.

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By *ammo89Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

Slightly less than luke warm any good?

I guess it'll do for a weekday. "

If I find anyone, I'll let you know . . .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *uietly_KinkyMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

Lovely atmosphere in this thread...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

Slightly less than luke warm any good?

I guess it'll do for a weekday.

If I find anyone, I'll let you know . . ."

Appreciate it

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By *eliciouslyFilthyGentMan over a year ago

Sidcup

Go on then, i’m in.

Anyone up in Edinburgh wanna message?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

. Ooof, I felt that. "

Chin up woody

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot...."

Yeah. Me too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

Yeah. Me too.

Good things come to those that wait.

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By *ichaelJ1986Man over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Sounds like fun, I’m in…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

. Ooof, I felt that.

Chin up woody"

*not a sexual kink of mine! A thumb maybe…

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

Slightly less than luke warm any good?

I guess it'll do for a weekday.

If I find anyone, I'll let you know . . .

Appreciate it"

Glad to help a lady is distress

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By *dwalu2Couple over a year ago

Bristol

We’re happy to receive oofts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

. Ooof, I felt that.

Chin up woody

*not a sexual kink of mine! A thumb maybe…"

Task failed successfully

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

. Ooof, I felt that.

Chin up woody

*not a sexual kink of mine! A thumb maybe…"

Only when wiping though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

. Ooof, I felt that.

Chin up woody

*not a sexual kink of mine! A thumb maybe…

Only when wiping though "

Oh good god, where has this conversation led to?

I retire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

. Ooof, I felt that.

Chin up woody

*not a sexual kink of mine! A thumb maybe…

Only when wiping though

Oh good god, where has this conversation led to?

I retire.

You don't even need a woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

. Ooof, I felt that.

Chin up woody

*not a sexual kink of mine! A thumb maybe…

Only when wiping though

Oh good god, where has this conversation led to?

I retire.

You don't even need a woman "

Is this reverse psychology?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll wait patiently for someone that's hot....

. Ooof, I felt that.

Chin up woody

*not a sexual kink of mine! A thumb maybe…

Only when wiping though

Oh good god, where has this conversation led to?

I retire.

You don't even need a woman

Is this reverse psychology?

I'm not that clever

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By *nked_HeathenMan over a year ago

Hemsworth

Lets see if a get any, am in

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

OK, I'm in. I'm prepared for my self confidence to be shattered

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *lark_KentMan over a year ago

Northampton

Count me in, let's see if anyone thinks

Oooft! I'm hot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooft

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By *uckyNineMan over a year ago

prescot

Ooooft hello everybody

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooft, where shall i start

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bracknell (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Throwing in some Oofts all round

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By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

Gotta be in it to win it, offt away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm in

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By *he MinionMan over a year ago

Still available for an Ooofft.

Very grateful for those received.

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By *ammo89Man over a year ago

Aberdeen

Usual story. No oofts whatsoever haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always late! I’m in though..

And oooft to you all x

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Always late! I’m in though..

And oooft to you all x"

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

"Always late! I’m in though..

And oooft to you all x"

Better late than never

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

I’ll pop in and will sit here twiddling my thumbs waiting patiently

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