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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When he brings you roses and you cannot believe the audacity of him thinking plant genitals would make a good gift so you file for divorce and take him for all he's got.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you knee him in the balls if he's behind you?
That's some special kung fu that 
I'm like an owl but on the lower half"
That skill is very useful in certain other situations too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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When he asks for a threesome but he means ffm not mmf so you rip his head off and eat the part of his brain that dared to make that mistake 
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When he hugs you from behind and you're like "Bro what the heck bro" and he's like " Sh-should I stop?" and you're like "No, it's really nice, I appreciate you bro" and he's like "Same bro, you're doing great" and I'm like "Bro" and he leaves and I didn't even catch his name, just his dick imprint on my jeans.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When he hugs you from behind and you're like "Bro what the heck bro" and he's like " Sh-should I stop?" and you're like "No, it's really nice, I appreciate you bro" and he's like "Same bro, you're doing great" and I'm like "Bro" and he leaves and I didn't even catch his name, just his dick imprint on my jeans.
#JustBroStuff "
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