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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey folks,
What are your most cringeworthy or funny stories during your time doing this?
Mine was getting kicked out of my first club for accidentally getting too d*unk due to nerves.
I tried to swing around a pole, thinking I’d be all casual and just carry on walking.
Sadly, I didn’t realise how slippy yet grippy they were.
Anyway, after uncontrollably flailing around the pole for what felt like forever, I went flying into a group of people and landed in a heap on the floor.
Not my finest moment. 
Can anyone top that?  |
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Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now "
Haha. We all gotta eat! |
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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago
Bristol |
We set the duvet on fire during a threesome…it was due to a candle flame, rather than the scorching hot FFM we were all enjoying. We beat the flame out, which filled the room with scorched feathers. We opened a window to get rid of the burning smell and carried on.  |
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"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now "
Genuinely hilarious. Were they stacked or just thrown on the side?
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A couple came to ours he was pushy she was nice but seemed off her head. We told them we’re wasn’t interested in playing. He grabbed his coat, stole bottles of wine and left his wife sitting on our sofa. |
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"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now "
Can I have a fivers worth? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now
Can I have a fivers worth? X"
With inflation it’ll be 14 quid now  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i had my IUD literally fucked out of me mid-meet.
totally wasn't hilarious at the time because: pain and bloodbath.
but we find it funny now. i called my bestfriend at the time hysterical and she screenshotted a picture of me literally holding this little anchor like 'wtf is thaaaat', while i was turning his bathroom into a scene from Carrie.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i had my IUD literally fucked out of me mid-meet.
totally wasn't hilarious at the time because: pain and bloodbath.
but we find it funny now. i called my bestfriend at the time hysterical and she screenshotted a picture of me literally holding this little anchor like 'wtf is thaaaat', while i was turning his bathroom into a scene from Carrie.
Px "
"Little anchor" and "scene from Carrie"
Thank you quacksplat for that much needed laugh x |
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"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now "
Had he been saving up?  |
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I’ve not had embarrassing / funny moments from my time in fab, just hot, sexy and life-changing ones (in a good way). Before fab I thought I’d k*lled a woman mid fuck when she pas*ed out during orgasm
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"Not really embarrassing, but this amuses me. Somebody did a runner on me after I’d given him a blow job but left £7 on the side in pound coins. I’ll never know if it was intentional or not but my husband always mocks my £7 blow jobs now "
How long does a £7 blow job last??  |
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By *ckerman2Man
over a year ago
newport/cardiff |
When i was younger i had my answerphone in the bedroom, thought i'd be lazy not having to go downstairs to listen. Worked fine until my mother started leaving a 10 minute message during a threesome, playing out loud to the room. Had us in stitches
Oh and i once went to the wrong pub for a meet as the names were similar, but i expect we've all been there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once literally fucked out a woman’s IUD on a meet at mine, swiftly followed by her locking herself in my bathroom and screaming hysterically down the phone to her mate for an hour
Wait
What  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I once literally fucked out a woman’s IUD on a meet at mine, swiftly followed by her locking herself in my bathroom and screaming hysterically down the phone to her mate for an hour
Wait
What "
You two are adorable, well suited to each other. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
I was once in the Townhouse with my partner using the sex swing. After much fun she had to "tap out" as she was seeing stars and had made the area a bit of a puddle and needed to hydrate.
After she got out and went for refreshments I got a round of applause. For staying back and cleaning everything down |
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