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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
“Dear stranger on the internet. We havent spoken before and you may not even want to meet us, however. Please post more photos of her gapping fanny and less photos of him in his skiddy pants. A few shots of a fanny splattered in cottage cheese wouldn’t go amis either.
Your bio is a bit short and shit and should instead be really bad erotica about how you love guzzling cum, live for licking fanny and can’t wait to have a random blokes cock up your arse!
Yours
Fetcpl” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out of the blue?
That seems a little forward and a touch rude doesn't it?
No just fun
If it was unsolicited, I’d be pretty pissed off
Yeah well your profiles shit anyway  "
A bit like me then  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Out of the blue?
That seems a little forward and a touch rude doesn't it?
No just fun
If it was unsolicited, I’d be pretty pissed off
Yeah well your profiles shit anyway
A bit like me then "
I wouldn’t say its a bit like you.
I’d say its a lot like you Bernard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out of the blue?
That seems a little forward and a touch rude doesn't it?
No just fun
If it was unsolicited, I’d be pretty pissed off
Yeah well your profiles shit anyway
A bit like me then
I wouldn’t say its a bit like you.
I’d say its a lot like you Bernard "
Matthews? |
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"Out of the blue?
That seems a little forward and a touch rude doesn't it?
No just fun
If it was unsolicited, I’d be pretty pissed off
Yeah well your profiles shit anyway
A bit like me then
I wouldn’t say its a bit like you.
I’d say its a lot like you Bernard
Matthews? "
Cribbins? |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
"Out of the blue?
That seems a little forward and a touch rude doesn't it?
No just fun
If it was unsolicited, I’d be pretty pissed off
Yeah well your profiles shit anyway
A bit like me then
I wouldn’t say its a bit like you.
I’d say its a lot like you Bernard
Matthews? "
I heard you do like a bootiful bit of breast |
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I’ve had a few unsolicited ‘your pics would be better if you lost weight’
While I can’t argue with their logic, it has of course occurred to me. A read of my profile may also enlighten them. But it’s easy to be a critic. |
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"I’ve had a few unsolicited ‘your pics would be better if you lost weight’
While I can’t argue with their logic, it has of course occurred to me. A read of my profile may also enlighten them. But it’s easy to be a critic. "
I've had similar messages. I value their advice at the rate I paid for it. |
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"I’ve had a few unsolicited ‘your pics would be better if you lost weight’
While I can’t argue with their logic, it has of course occurred to me. A read of my profile may also enlighten them. But it’s easy to be a critic.
I've had similar messages. I value their advice at the rate I paid for it."
I love that outlook.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Out of the blue?
That seems a little forward and a touch rude doesn't it?
No just fun
If it was unsolicited, I’d be pretty pissed off
Yeah well your profiles shit anyway
A bit like me then
I wouldn’t say its a bit like you.
I’d say its a lot like you Bernard
Matthews? "
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"As it's against site rules to offer profile advice unless specifically asked for there could be a lot of people on the naughty step "
This old chestnut again. People don't have to specifically ask for profile feedback but it does have to be relevant to the op. Eg. an op complaining about not getting meets can be replied to with profile advice. |
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Thank you OP 
