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By popular demand of Granny Crumpet - Random Status Update Generator GCv1 edition.
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The Random Generator Productions Corporation presents the return of The Random Status Update Generator GCv1 edition.
For a limited period you… yes YOU Granny Crumpet can have a totally FREE Random Status
Why sit and struggle with those fiddly little keys to type in your status update…..when we can do it for you.
Impress your friends.
Be a smart Crumpet.
Use the Random Status Update Generator.
It’s FREE!
No hidden charges.
No need to hand over your pension book details – unless you really want to.
Request your FREE, yes FREE Random Status Update and if you are not 100% satisfied…. well to be honest we don’t really care but we will give you a full refund.
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"crikey !! totally free !!
yes please  "
Dear Customer
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We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
Granny Crumpet made me do it....... blame her! |
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Dear Random Status Generator......
I would like a Status Update please.
Take into account all my finest features when informing the generator , stressing to suitors that youth , six packs and money alone are not enough.
Thanks xx |
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"One for me please?"
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Your Random Status Update is:
Wake up and smell the roses.... but careful not to inhale the insects. |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
"One for me please?
Dear Customer
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Your Random Status Update is:
Wake up and smell the roses.... but careful not to inhale the insects."
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"Dear Random Status Generator......
I would like a Status Update please.
Take into account all my finest features when informing the generator , stressing to suitors that youth , six packs and money alone are not enough.
Thanks xx"
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
I knitted you a 7 inch wooley willy warmer... don't worry it will shrink in the wash to fit. |
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"Dear Random Status Generator......
I would like a Status Update please.
Take into account all my finest features when informing the generator , stressing to suitors that youth , six packs and money alone are not enough.
Thanks xx
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
I knitted you a 7 inch wooley willy warmer... don't worry it will shrink in the wash to fit."
Valiant effort ..... thanks x
About as 'listening' as HBSC.......
Im orft now xx |
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"Yes please  "
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Your Random Status Update is:
It has been in 3 boil washes and it is still falling off. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Might I have a status please, your Poloness?
Ideally one to inform potential shags that were I meeting, experience, a six pack and a brilliant intellect would be a bloody good start and may even seal the deal, so to speak. |
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"Might I have a status please, your Poloness?
Ideally one to inform potential shags that were I meeting, experience, a six pack and a brilliant intellect would be a bloody good start and may even seal the deal, so to speak."
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
Many great minds were considered insane before they changed something - changing your socks doesn’t count.
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"Dear Random Status Generator ( GCv1)
Could I possibly request one more example of your ongoing genius to assist the elaboration of my profile....
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Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
Not everything you want to say, needs to be said… it’s why we have baseball bats.
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"Dear Madame could i possible bother you for a random thought
much appreciated
ta"
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Your Random Status Update is:
A leopard cannot change its spots… but makes a nice rug to shag on.
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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago
from a town near you |
"Dear Madame could i possible bother you for a random thought
much appreciated
ta
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
A leopard cannot change its spots… but makes a nice rug to shag on.
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love it thank you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dear Random Status Generator ( GCv1)
Could I possibly request one more example of your ongoing genius to assist the elaboration of my profile....
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
Not everything you want to say, needs to be said… it’s why we have baseball bats.
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Gratitude Domina Xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Might I have a status please, your Poloness?
Ideally one to inform potential shags that were I meeting, experience, a six pack and a brilliant intellect would be a bloody good start and may even seal the deal, so to speak.
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
Many great minds were considered insane before they changed something - changing your socks doesn’t count.
"
 Mucho thankies! |
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"Dear RSG (GCv1),
Please may I have a status,
many thanks "
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
If I counted my blessings instead of my money, I could buy a new pair of shoes. |
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"Dear Random Status Generator
We were so pleased with the previous update supplied by your wonderful service, we have returned for a second update
Thanks in anticipation"
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
'no thanks' is not rejection... more a redirection towards other profiles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"an update for us please.
ps see what i mean about that eurotongue.
pps with granny lowering her shagging criteria,it's like she's asking me to give her one.  "
Oi.... Granny's standards haven't sunk that low... She's far too intelligent and utterly gorgeous.... ( grovel grovel.... ) |
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"an update for us please.
ps see what i mean about that eurotongue.
pps with granny lowering her shagging criteria,it's like she's asking me to give her one. "
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
The boughs that bear most fruit hang lowest…. the same can be said for underpants and follow-throughs.
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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago
glasgow |
"an update for us please.
ps see what i mean about that eurotongue.
pps with granny lowering her shagging criteria,it's like she's asking me to give her one.
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
The boughs that bear most fruit hang lowest…. the same can be said for underpants and follow-throughs.
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thank you polo,love it. |
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"I am intrigued enough to request something more appealing, but with complete trepidation "
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Your Random Status Update is:
Idle hands are the devil's playthings… so I wank to keep him away.
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"Only if it really is free... With NSA of course (although I am partial to the odd length of rope) "
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Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
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Your Random Status Update is:
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck - you're probably not be in the club jacuzzi. |
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"Only if it really is free... With NSA of course (although I am partial to the odd length of rope)
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck - you're probably not be in the club jacuzzi."
Lol much appreciated xx |
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"can we have one please polo be gentle"
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Your Random Status Update is:
It's no use crying over spilt milk…. you just make the wet patch bigger.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can we have one please polo be gentle
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
We hope you will be pleased with your product.
Your Random Status Update is:
It's no use crying over spilt milk…. you just make the wet patch bigger.
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thanks polo |
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"Dear Santa......"
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Your Random Status Update is:
One swallow doesn't make a summer… but it finishes off a blow-job nicely.
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"Am i to late for the offer?? If not please may i have a freebie "
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The pen is mightier than the sword…. unless you are fighting Edward Scissorhands.
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"I think I need a new status... "
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Strike while the iron is hot……. it hurts more.
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"oooo new status for me please "
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Your Random Status Update is:
Roses are red, sometimes they're pink. The rust on my badge is starting to stink. |
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"We would like a status please.."
Dear Customer
Thank you for requesting your FREE Random Status Update, created individually for you.
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Your Random Status Update is:
Sex is like maths.
Add a bed, take away the clothes, divide the legs, and pray you don’t multiply!
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"a status if you would be so kind polo"
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Your Random Status Update is:
Navel piercing – is it just a handy place to hang the air freshener.
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"Oooo seems like fun can we have one to xx"
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Sex is like oxygen… it’s only a problem when you’re not getting any.
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