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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
A memorial bench has been positioned overlooking the sea in Welsh Wales, with a plaque saying. In memory of Huw Davies who use to sit here and shout Fuck Off at the Seagulls. The Council have removed the plaque.
If it had been a bench by Banski they would have placed an ice cream van next to it and made a fortune. Council vandals if you ask Tom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can we ignore the “welsh wales” bit unless we want this moved to the Politics area?
There was a bench by a beach and the council removed the plaque I think is the key point here. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh. "
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. . "
For the love of god don’t mention soup! Sven if they did serve it as legend Huw’s wake! |
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. . "
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
Regardless of language..
Tom loves the bench and the inscription plate .
Huw would sit, overlooking the sea telling seagulls to fuck off . .. the small brass plate celebrated his voice and life.. there was no speaker broadcasting those wonderful words of tribute . It was a small engraved plate and that memorial has been removed, desecrated and shame on those who sanctioned that madness ... |
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"Regardless of language..
Tom loves the bench and the inscription plate .
Huw would sit, overlooking the sea telling seagulls to fuck off . .. the small brass plate celebrated his voice and life.. there was no speaker broadcasting those wonderful words of tribute . It was a small engraved plate and that memorial has been removed, desecrated and shame on those who sanctioned that madness ..."
It would have made me smile if I came across it in Aber |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible "
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards |
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
Factoid: Wales is in South Yorkshire, near Kiveton Park and not far from the M1 and Rotherham."
Damn it is that where I am   |
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards "
Oh Tom Bach, where do you think the bluestones of Stonehenge came from? And where they were situated before they were moved to Stonehenge? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big question is Tom, did anyone consult the Seagulls?
Were they offended? Did the mounting of the plaque dishonour the tree which sacrificed its being to become a bench.
These are important points Tom. The council has many questions to answer.
This plaque was ‘unauthorised’ Tom!!!!
Ffs! An unauthorised plaque!!!!! The shame of it! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards
Oh Tom Bach, where do you think the bluestones of Stonehenge came from? And where they were situated before they were moved to Stonehenge? "
Tom knows not only the place but he was born in Preseli . |
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards
Oh Tom Bach, where do you think the bluestones of Stonehenge came from? And where they were situated before they were moved to Stonehenge?
Tom knows not only the place but he was born in Preseli . "
Yay Tom, Presli hills are beautiful, one of my favourite places to hike. |
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
Factoid: Wales is in South Yorkshire, near Kiveton Park and not far from the M1 and Rotherham.
Damn it is that where I am "
Says La La Land |
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
Factoid: Wales is in South Yorkshire, near Kiveton Park and not far from the M1 and Rotherham.
Damn it is that where I am
Says La La Land "
That's where my mind is not me physically |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Big question is Tom, did anyone consult the Seagulls?
Were they offended? Did the mounting of the plaque dishonour the tree which sacrificed its being to become a bench.
These are important points Tom. The council has many questions to answer.
This plaque was ‘unauthorised’ Tom!!!!
Ffs! An unauthorised plaque!!!!! The shame of it! "
And from the pictures the plaque was 3x4 inches..
Did Huw exist?
Is this a prank?
Councils cannot subdue folklore
They will unwittingly advance the legend..
Huw the Seagull hater..
Long live Huw Davies..
The legend is born
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards "
Hahahaha...nice one and I would have enjoyed sitting on the Huw Davies bench and thinking exactly the same...as I have done plenty of times on Blackpool sea front..  pain in the ass those bastard seagulls  |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards
Hahahaha...nice one and I would have enjoyed sitting on the Huw Davies bench and thinking exactly the same...as I have done plenty of times on Blackpool sea front.. pain in the ass those bastard seagulls "
A new movement of memorial benches around the coast of Britain with little brass plaques saying that the bench was in memory of a person who used to sit shout his/her expletives.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Big question is Tom, did anyone consult the Seagulls?
Were they offended? Did the mounting of the plaque dishonour the tree which sacrificed its being to become a bench.
These are important points Tom. The council has many questions to answer.
This plaque was ‘unauthorised’ Tom!!!!
Ffs! An unauthorised plaque!!!!! The shame of it!
And from the pictures the plaque was 3x4 inches..
Did Huw exist?
Is this a prank?
Councils cannot subdue folklore
They will unwittingly advance the legend..
Huw the Seagull hater..
Long live Huw Davies..
The legend is born
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We are not told of the authenticity or heritage of the plaque Tom, only that the power of social Media brought attention to the an authorised memorial and the council “took action”.
The council taking action being a rare event should have been newsworthy of itself. But the crude nature of the plaque’s wording makes for a more salacious story!
Cofiwch Huw! |
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards
Hahahaha...nice one and I would have enjoyed sitting on the Huw Davies bench and thinking exactly the same...as I have done plenty of times on Blackpool sea front.. pain in the ass those bastard seagulls
A new movement of memorial benches around the coast of Britain with little brass plaques saying that the bench was in memory of a person who used to sit shout his/her expletives.. "
Yes good idea Tom...what would your's say? |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards
Hahahaha...nice one and I would have enjoyed sitting on the Huw Davies bench and thinking exactly the same...as I have done plenty of times on Blackpool sea front.. pain in the ass those bastard seagulls
A new movement of memorial benches around the coast of Britain with little brass plaques saying that the bench was in memory of a person who used to sit shout his/her expletives..
Yes good idea Tom...what would your's say? "
Good Citizens of this Sceneful Land
Take Rest on this Bench above the Sand
Below this Bench Lies a Man
Who Never Was an Also Ran
Loved my Many, Disliked by Few
His memory would be loved by Huw.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is that the origin of a certain Jail House rocker's family name?"
Yes!!!!!
Elvis was actually called Huw “Cawl” Madocs of Preseli. But his record label though that would not catch on.
Incidentally his great great great great great (x10) granny also built Stonehenge. Blue suede shoes is a tribute to that endeavour. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
We have beach were morons flock to see a shrins to Harry Potter character .
What is going on here guys...
So surely if these fools can visit Harry Potter then saner people can visit Huw's bench.. |
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards
Hahahaha...nice one and I would have enjoyed sitting on the Huw Davies bench and thinking exactly the same...as I have done plenty of times on Blackpool sea front.. pain in the ass those bastard seagulls
A new movement of memorial benches around the coast of Britain with little brass plaques saying that the bench was in memory of a person who used to sit shout his/her expletives..
Yes good idea Tom...what would your's say?
Good Citizens of this Sceneful Land
Take Rest on this Bench above the Sand
Below this Bench Lies a Man
Who Never Was an Also Ran
Loved my Many, Disliked by Few
His memory would be loved by Huw.
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To remove my plaque they can but try.
So Aberystwyth council…
go forth and multiply!
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards
Hahahaha...nice one and I would have enjoyed sitting on the Huw Davies bench and thinking exactly the same...as I have done plenty of times on Blackpool sea front.. pain in the ass those bastard seagulls
A new movement of memorial benches around the coast of Britain with little brass plaques saying that the bench was in memory of a person who used to sit shout his/her expletives..
Yes good idea Tom...what would your's say?
Good Citizens of this Sceneful Land
Take Rest on this Bench above the Sand
Below this Bench Lies a Man
Who Never Was an Also Ran
Loved my Many, Disliked by Few
His memory would be loved by Huw.
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Well that's a good one Tom  |
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"If it is "Welsh Wales" why isn't the plaque in Welsh ?
Don't have to speak Welsh to be Welsh.
And a contributer said 'we don't speak your language'
What does that say to me..
Your language is inferior to mine?
Because it's not my language then your language does not count?
The only language is English?
The Welsh language is inferior?
Tom's advice to those who try to communicate in their own language to others who do not speak English ... Just shout louder at them ... that seems to work every time.. .
That was you wasn't it Tom? Or is my dyslexia playing games with me, which is feasible
Frida.. as Tom said earlier . This humble bench would have been a lovely destination for both locals and tourists to sit, contemplate and be photographed ... The Welsh Stonehenge ... Frida could wear her yellow coat and serve Mr Whippy ice cream and make even more money . Rest in Peace Huw Davies and Fuck off you seagull bastards
Hahahaha...nice one and I would have enjoyed sitting on the Huw Davies bench and thinking exactly the same...as I have done plenty of times on Blackpool sea front.. pain in the ass those bastard seagulls
A new movement of memorial benches around the coast of Britain with little brass plaques saying that the bench was in memory of a person who used to sit shout his/her expletives..
Yes good idea Tom...what would your's say?
Good Citizens of this Sceneful Land
Take Rest on this Bench above the Sand
Below this Bench Lies a Man
Who Never Was an Also Ran
Loved my Many, Disliked by Few
His memory would be loved by Huw.
To remove my plaque they can but try.
So Aberystwyth council…
go forth and multiply!
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