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over a year ago
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"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol  "
Just had a look on the LH site and found this in their Clearance Sale 
The Fang Banger 
It's the best way to enjoy sex with another being - alive or undead! If your sexual desires are as strong as your blood-lust, slide this rich red cock ring over his stiff love stake and the vibrating fangs will make you scream... with pleasure! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol
Just had a look on the LH site and found this in their Clearance Sale
The Fang Banger
It's the best way to enjoy sex with another being - alive or undead! If your sexual desires are as strong as your blood-lust, slide this rich red cock ring over his stiff love stake and the vibrating fangs will make you scream... with pleasure!"
Lol...ooooh I'll go have a look |
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over a year ago
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.  "
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New bullet from ann summers.. mines not as strong as it used to be even after puttin in fresh batteries  "
I still recommend an EZ-Pleaser from Sh!
Best vibrator I have ever had. |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
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"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol "
Get some remote controlled love beads, all sorts of fun when you are out with a friend in public places....especially if they have the remote. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
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I'll tell you once I've used it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it "
I look forward to hearing all about it  |
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Not sure a tenner would be enough but there was a thread a while ago asking what 3 things you would buy to have the cashier wonder what you are up to, in tescos yesterday the young lady in front of us has a box of 12 lagers loo rolls and baby wipes, think she may have been in for an interesting night lol xxx |
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"Squirts cream, chocolate sauce, donuts and strawberries!
Again! 
mmmm salivating here...dribble on my chin is not a good look  "
Guess it depends whose 'dribble' it is?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Squirts cream, chocolate sauce, donuts and strawberries!
Again!
mmmm salivating here...dribble on my chin is not a good look
Guess it depends whose 'dribble' it is? "
Damn u beat me 2 it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Squirts cream, chocolate sauce, donuts and strawberries!
Again!
mmmm salivating here...dribble on my chin is not a good look
Guess it depends whose 'dribble' it is?
Damn u beat me 2 it lol"
As soon as I hit "post message" I knew I shouldn't have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Squirts cream, chocolate sauce, donuts and strawberries!
Again!
mmmm salivating here...dribble on my chin is not a good look
Guess it depends whose 'dribble' it is?
Damn u beat me 2 it lol
As soon as I hit "post message" I knew I shouldn't have "
We're all guilty of posting something and then thinking "Doh!!!"
Like that time I mailed Santa a joke request for a huge pair of tits!!
If anyone wants Jedward - just send me a forwarding address!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Squirts cream, chocolate sauce, donuts and strawberries!
Again!
mmmm salivating here...dribble on my chin is not a good look
Guess it depends whose 'dribble' it is?
Damn u beat me 2 it lol
As soon as I hit "post message" I knew I shouldn't have
We're all guilty of posting something and then thinking "Doh!!!"
Like that time I mailed Santa a joke request for a huge pair of tits!!
If anyone wants Jedward - just send me a forwarding address!
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Lol I have ample tits....I don't need anymore...you can keep jedward tyvm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol
Get some remote controlled love beads, all sorts of fun when you are out with a friend in public places....especially if they have the remote."
Highly reconmend, i have remote controlled egg, great fun in public areas |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol
Get some remote controlled love beads, all sorts of fun when you are out with a friend in public places....especially if they have the remote.
Highly reconmend, i have remote controlled egg, great fun in public areas"
Yes they are, everybody should have some |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol
Get some remote controlled love beads, all sorts of fun when you are out with a friend in public places....especially if they have the remote.
Highly reconmend, i have remote controlled egg, great fun in public areas
Yes they are, everybody should have some "
Lol I have researched these, I may even be tempted to get one, just need to find the friend to give the remote to now |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
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"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol
Get some remote controlled love beads, all sorts of fun when you are out with a friend in public places....especially if they have the remote.
Highly reconmend, i have remote controlled egg, great fun in public areas
Yes they are, everybody should have some
Lol I have researched these, I may even be tempted to get one, just need to find the friend to give the remote to now "
I'm sure there will be loads of willing volunteers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol
Get some remote controlled love beads, all sorts of fun when you are out with a friend in public places....especially if they have the remote.
Highly reconmend, i have remote controlled egg, great fun in public areas
Yes they are, everybody should have some
Lol I have researched these, I may even be tempted to get one, just need to find the friend to give the remote to now
I'm sure there will be loads of willing volunteers "
Well I live in hope  |
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By *njamesMan
over a year ago
Swindon |
"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol
Get some remote controlled love beads, all sorts of fun when you are out with a friend in public places....especially if they have the remote.
Highly reconmend, i have remote controlled egg, great fun in public areas
Yes they are, everybody should have some
Lol I have researched these, I may even be tempted to get one, just need to find the friend to give the remote to now
I'm sure there will be loads of willing volunteers
Well I live in hope "
Seek an Ye shall find |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it "
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one. |
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one. "
i'm not liking this post, i am showing you to booboo that needs kissing better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one.
i'm not liking this post, i am showing you to booboo that needs kissing better "
It was funny watching trying not to swear as you accidentally shocked yourself while saying "this doesn't work" zap |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one. "
Note to self...next time letsbehavingyou suggests buying something to spice up my sex life, make sure he has fully tested it first..ouchie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one.
Note to self...next time letsbehavingyou suggests buying something to spice up my sex life, make sure he has fully tested it first..ouchie "
To be clear I was fulfilling someone's wishes. It's not my idea of fun. But the result was funny. |
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one.
Note to self...next time letsbehavingyou suggests buying something to spice up my sex life, make sure he has fully tested it first..ouchie "
i'm just glad i tried it with my finger...not go straight for the nipple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one.
Note to self...next time letsbehavingyou suggests buying something to spice up my sex life, make sure he has fully tested it first..ouchie
i'm just glad i tried it with my finger...not go straight for the nipple "
That would have been interesting. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one.
Note to self...next time letsbehavingyou suggests buying something to spice up my sex life, make sure he has fully tested it first..ouchie
i'm just glad i tried it with my finger...not go straight for the nipple
That would have been interesting. Lol "
OOOhhh eerrrrr, sounds very interesting |
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one.
Note to self...next time letsbehavingyou suggests buying something to spice up my sex life, make sure he has fully tested it first..ouchie
i'm just glad i tried it with my finger...not go straight for the nipple
That would have been interesting. Lol
OOOhhh eerrrrr, sounds very interesting "
you'd have heard the screams where you are Ginger thats for sure haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one.
Note to self...next time letsbehavingyou suggests buying something to spice up my sex life, make sure he has fully tested it first..ouchie
i'm just glad i tried it with my finger...not go straight for the nipple
That would have been interesting. Lol
OOOhhh eerrrrr, sounds very interesting
you'd have heard the screams where you are Ginger thats for sure haha "
Only if I've got the door open hunni lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A battery powered electric fly squatter.
I'm intriegued to know how this will spice up your sex life.... but hey who am I to judge, each to their own lol
I'll tell you once I've used it
I look forward to hearing all about it
Ok.well all I can say is that for £10 the sparks were definitely flying. Blue sparks at that. Note to self, next time buy less powerful one.
Note to self...next time letsbehavingyou suggests buying something to spice up my sex life, make sure he has fully tested it first..ouchie
i'm just glad i tried it with my finger...not go straight for the nipple
That would have been interesting. Lol
OOOhhh eerrrrr, sounds very interesting
you'd have heard the screams where you are Ginger thats for sure haha "
What a way to meet your dad! Lol umm hi, I've just electrocuted your daughter. Lol |
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"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol
about 10 litres of white cider"
Hmmmm and that would spice up your sex life???...I suggest you don't drink it all at once lol |
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"The Lottery, ok it was only £10, so, what would you get wit £10 to spice up your sex life......just asking for research purposes you understand lol
about 10 litres of white cider
Hmmmm and that would spice up your sex life???...I suggest you don't drink it all at once lol"
was hoping to get a fine lady to drink some of it to give her beer goggles which would improve my sex life he he |
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