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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A day on the sofa.

Watching scary films.

Eating rubbish.

Probably crying a little.

So can someone please go do my job and get some food. Would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's your job?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What's your job?"

Bring me food and I'll confirm the details.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can’t do your job but can bring food and a cuddle buddy if you like

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By *ellinever70Woman over a year ago

Ayrshire

You'll probably feel better if you just get on with your day instead of wallowing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can’t do your job but can bring food and a cuddle buddy if you like "

Ooh food

Only accepting virtual cuddles currently, unless it's a big fluffy dog.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A day on the sofa.

Watching scary films.

Eating rubbish.

Probably crying a little.

So can someone please go do my job and get some food. Would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

Called Uber eats for you, it’s on it way. Call in sick, I did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You'll probably feel better if you just get on with your day instead of wallowing "

Oh ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A day on the sofa.

Watching scary films.

Eating rubbish.

Probably crying a little.

So can someone please go do my job and get some food. Would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

Called Uber eats for you, it’s on it way. Call in sick, I did.

I never call in sick. I can guarantee I'd actually get sick if I did.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t do your job but can bring food and a cuddle buddy if you like

Ooh food

Only accepting virtual cuddles currently, unless it's a big fluffy dog. "

sending some your way

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can’t do your job but can bring food and a cuddle buddy if you like

Ooh food

Only accepting virtual cuddles currently, unless it's a big fluffy dog.

sending some your way "

I'll expect the dog soon yes??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A day on the sofa.

Watching scary films.

Eating rubbish.

Probably crying a little.

So can someone please go do my job and get some food. Would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

Called Uber eats for you, it’s on it way. Call in sick, I did.

I never call in sick. I can guarantee I'd actually get sick if I did. "

haha

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

OP, watch some horror shorts and listen to cathartic music during your breaks. It won't be quite the same but it might make you smile/cry a little.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, watch some horror shorts and listen to cathartic music during your breaks. It won't be quite the same but it might make you smile/cry a little.

I've got some horror shorts you can borrow. They're ridiculously tight and the inner lining has perished.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can’t do your job but can bring food and a cuddle buddy if you like

Ooh food

Only accepting virtual cuddles currently, unless it's a big fluffy dog.

sending some your way

I'll expect the dog soon yes?? "

Can’t send a dog was just give virtual hugs sins you stoped be dead in my whoo tracks ha ha

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"OP, watch some horror shorts and listen to cathartic music during your breaks. It won't be quite the same but it might make you smile/cry a little.

I've got some horror shorts you can borrow. They're ridiculously tight and the inner lining has perished."

This is a new take on used knickers, definitely here for it though. Can you send some photos of you in them over first?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP, watch some horror shorts and listen to cathartic music during your breaks. It won't be quite the same but it might make you smile/cry a little.

I've got some horror shorts you can borrow. They're ridiculously tight and the inner lining has perished.

This is a new take on used knickers, definitely here for it though. Can you send some photos of you in them over first? "

Of course - sent. I've got a lovely one of me with my foot on a stool. If you look closely, you can see one testicle hanging out.

It's very sensual.

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Well apart from the horror movie part you've just described my day

It's a hard life

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scary films … nooo you want a good Rom Com is you need a good cry

But anyway big cuddles and have a good day xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scary films … nooo you want a good Rom Com is you need a good cry

But anyway big cuddles and have a good day xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch the trailer for NOPE

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm sending a virtual goody beg with lots of chocolate and various snacks. Oh and virtual cuddle

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

I don’t want to do my own job, let alone someone else’s.

So for that reason, I’m out

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

"A day on the sofa.

Watching scary films.

Eating rubbish.

Probably crying a little.

So can someone please go do my job and get some food. Would be much appreciated.

Thanks.

I can offer this, I give good hugs too

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman over a year ago

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sorry, I'm currently sat in my office working hard (honest) but, i'll send over a Scotch egg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want my solar powered penis to stop pestering me to have sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, I have my own work to procastinate over, I don't think I can handle not doing two workloads. Good luck in your search though!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have a team in India I can probably get to do your work, they do most mine for me when I don't want to do it

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