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 . This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.
Hello! Cowabunga  tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?  Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls  and pervy night flamingos . Talk about absolutely anything you want.
Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome.
Don't be shy, give us a try.
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"Jimbo!!" Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface | |||
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"Hey Jim! Do you know which owl goes *honk honk*? The great horned owl! Haha! 'Owling good fun! *honk honk*" Honk if you want to fuck | |||
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"Damn, too slow! Mrs TMN x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Twist. I know that feeling. x | |||
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"Ha ha! Losers!! So slow! " You've always been one of the fastest fingerers in the fora, Estella. | |||
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface" I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. | |||
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"Oh bum!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Presto. I'm ass-uming that you like my profile photo. | |||
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"Ha ha! Losers!! So slow! You've always been one of the fastest fingerers in the fora, Estella. " I’m single. Who’s gonna finger blast me like a pro but myself? | |||
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"Hello Jim, Everyone, Perverts near & far." Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. It's good of you to think of all the perverts. | |||
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"Good evening everyone x "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Juicy. Happy Monday! Smileyface | |||
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"Ha ha! Losers!! So slow! "  | |||
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"IN! Because my bath is still too hot. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jim. Lovely to see you. How are things in the ends? " Oh, do be careful. You don't want to singe your special pickle  | |||
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"Hello Priapus and nocturnaling folk. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Are you watching telly? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, another 100 degree day on the llano estacado, no rain in sight" Hey Bill! | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, another 100 degree day on the llano estacado, no rain in sight Hey Bill! " hey little star  | |||
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"Ha ha! Losers!! So slow! You've always been one of the fastest fingerers in the fora, Estella. " Fora. 
Please may you tell Mr TMN I miss his posts? Thank you. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, another 100 degree day on the llano estacado, no rain in sight Hey Bill! hey little star " | |||
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"IN! Because my bath is still too hot. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jim. Lovely to see you. How are things in the ends? Oh, do be careful. You don't want to singe your special pickle "Hi, Dee, thanks for this. This quote makes your intentions very clear. As have all of the things you’ve ever said to me. Shall we just take this to inbox and plan to do the inevitable? TIA.
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. " Wow. Retracting. Not attractive.  | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Mr Xtms. He's bored in Colchester." I’m in Colchester next week. If he’s tryna fuck? | |||
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"Hello Priapus and nocturnaling folk.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Are you watching telly?"I am indeed! Kind of. Ish. | |||
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"Hey Jim! Do you know which owl goes *honk honk*? The great horned owl! Haha! 'Owling good fun! *honk honk*" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Donis. Thank you very, very much for the owl fact. *honk honk* | |||
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. Wow. Retracting. Not attractive. "It’s just virtue signalling bullshit, I’m the coldhearted bitch you fell for Pickle, and don’t you forget it. | |||
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"IN! Because my bath is still too hot. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jim. Lovely to see you. How are things in the ends? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Lovely to see you. I'm good, thanks. Are you naked? | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything .. "Ooooooooooooo why baking??  | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything ..
Ooooooooooooo why baking?? "Seeing some right perverts this weekend… any requests???  | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything ..
Ooooooooooooo why baking??
Seeing some right perverts this weekend… any requests??? "No bumholes
The brownies with squidgey stuff on the top go down well here....  | |||
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. Wow. Retracting. Not attractive.
It’s just virtue signalling bullshit, I’m the coldhearted bitch you fell for Pickle, and don’t you forget it."I’m so glad! Thought you’d gone snowflake on me. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today has been a working sort of day, but due to the very unusual situation of managing get a doc appointment ON THE SAME DAY, I'd driven half way to work but then had to turn back and WFH in the morning. After a busy work day, I went to the gym. We have chilli sin carne for tea and watched some telly together "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You got to see your doctor on the day of making an appointment, on a Monday. That's some achievement. What was in your chilli?! | |||
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"IN! Because my bath is still too hot. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jim. Lovely to see you. How are things in the ends? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Lovely to see you. I'm good, thanks. Are you naked?" Why? Are you after pickle pics? | |||
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. Wow. Retracting. Not attractive.
It’s just virtue signalling bullshit, I’m the coldhearted bitch you fell for Pickle, and don’t you forget it.
I’m so glad! Thought you’d gone snowflake on me. "Woke up and smell the coffee. | |||
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"Hello Jim, Everyone, Perverts near & far. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. It's good of you to think of all the perverts. " I'm a generous person... | |||
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. " Screw those losers. They're losers! | |||
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"Chilli sin carne anyone?" As long as it’s hellishly hot. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today has been a working sort of day, but due to the very unusual situation of managing get a doc appointment ON THE SAME DAY, I'd driven half way to work but then had to turn back and WFH in the morning. After a busy work day, I went to the gym. We have chilli sin carne for tea and watched some telly together
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You got to see your doctor on the day of making an appointment, on a Monday. That's some achievement. What was in your chilli?!"I know, Jim!! Can you believe it? *in the voice of Victor Meldrew* It was made with Quorn. It looked like it was con carne, but actually it was sin carne. Or con champiñones | |||
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. Screw those losers. They're losers!" I’ve never been more attracted to you Jim. | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything ..
Ooooooooooooo why baking??
Seeing some right perverts this weekend… any requests???
No bumholes
The brownies with squidgey stuff on the top go down well here.... "The caramel ones? They’re filthy reds fave… | |||
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. Wow. Retracting. Not attractive.
It’s just virtue signalling bullshit, I’m the coldhearted bitch you fell for Pickle, and don’t you forget it.
I’m so glad! Thought you’d gone snowflake on me.
Woke up and smell the coffee."Stay woke | |||
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. Wow. Retracting. Not attractive.
It’s just virtue signalling bullshit, I’m the coldhearted bitch you fell for Pickle, and don’t you forget it.
I’m so glad! Thought you’d gone snowflake on me.
Woke up and smell the coffee.
Stay woke "Whisper social justice warrior in my ear and watch me orgasm. | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything ..
Ooooooooooooo why baking??
Seeing some right perverts this weekend… any requests??? "I'm one of those perverts! Caramel brownies? You are the bestest BakeBitch EVER xx | |||
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"IN! Because my bath is still too hot. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jim. Lovely to see you. How are things in the ends? Oh, do be careful. You don't want to singe your special pickle
Hi, Dee, thanks for this. This quote makes your intentions very clear. As have all of the things you’ve ever said to me.
Shall we just take this to inbox and plan to do the inevitable?
TIA.
"The inevitable? Dress your pickle in a sombrero and googly eyes and take profile pictures?
Though if you burn it I could kiss it better | |||
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. Wow. Retracting. Not attractive.
It’s just virtue signalling bullshit, I’m the coldhearted bitch you fell for Pickle, and don’t you forget it.
I’m so glad! Thought you’d gone snowflake on me.
Woke up and smell the coffee.
Stay woke
Whisper social justice warrior in my ear and watch me orgasm."Fuck. This is hot. Can you dominate me like the dominant class dominates us all? | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything ..
Ooooooooooooo why baking??
Seeing some right perverts this weekend… any requests???
No bumholes
The brownies with squidgey stuff on the top go down well here....
The caramel ones? They’re filthy reds fave… "Hahahahahahaha! Xx | |||
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"IN! Because my bath is still too hot. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jim. Lovely to see you. How are things in the ends? Oh, do be careful. You don't want to singe your special pickle
Hi, Dee, thanks for this. This quote makes your intentions very clear. As have all of the things you’ve ever said to me.
Shall we just take this to inbox and plan to do the inevitable?
TIA.
The inevitable? Dress your pickle in a sombrero and googly eyes and take profile pictures?
Though if you burn it I could kiss it better "I can’t read you. One minute you’re tryna be my friend next you’re replying with things like this which makes me think you wanna fuck. Help  | |||
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"Jimbo!! Estella! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface I retract my overly competitive Losers post, I may have got overly excited. Sorry all. Wow. Retracting. Not attractive.
It’s just virtue signalling bullshit, I’m the coldhearted bitch you fell for Pickle, and don’t you forget it.
I’m so glad! Thought you’d gone snowflake on me.
Woke up and smell the coffee.
Stay woke
Whisper social justice warrior in my ear and watch me orgasm.
Fuck. This is hot.
Can you dominate me like the dominant class dominates us all? "I’ll get my strap on and we’ll have our own partygate. | |||
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"I'm going for a sit-down wee and to swill some mouthwash around me knob. For the next five minutes, you're all nocturnal thread hosts. " Sounds tangy  | |||
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"A sit down wee AND mouthwash? Jim’s entertaining! " Jims pulled ? | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything ..
Ooooooooooooo why baking??
Seeing some right perverts this weekend… any requests???
I'm one of those perverts! Caramel brownies? You are the bestest BakeBitch EVER xx" | |||
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"A sit down wee AND mouthwash? Jim’s entertaining! Jims pulled ? "I’ll put money on it that he has. | |||
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"Hey Jim! Do you know which owl goes *honk honk*? The great horned owl! Haha! 'Owling good fun! *honk honk* Honk if you want to fuck " Is that why you're having a bath? | |||
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"A sit down wee AND mouthwash? Jim’s entertaining! Jims pulled ?
Well done Jim-lad...
I’ll put money on it that he has. " | |||
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"Evening Jim and all. What do you call a reluctant potato? Mrs TMN x" Shrinking? x | |||
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"IN! Because my bath is still too hot. Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jim. Lovely to see you. How are things in the ends? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Steve. Lovely to see you. I'm good, thanks. Are you naked? Why? Are you after pickle pics? "Maybe. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, another 100 degree day on the llano estacado, no rain in sight" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good afternooooooooooooooooon, Bill. You sound like you're in a part of Mexico inhabited by Welsh expats. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening all, Just back from the football, put in a decent shift but ultimately beaten by the better team..I’m a sweaty mess Jim.. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, SK. Are you having a bath too? | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Mr Xtms. He's bored in Colchester. I’m in Colchester next week. If he’s tryna fuck? " You're very horny tonight. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, another 100 degree day on the llano estacado, no rain in sight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good afternooooooooooooooooon, Bill. You sound like you're in a part of Mexico inhabited by Welsh expats. Smileyface " the staked plains (llano estacado) the conquistadors got tired of running around in circles so they'ed put stakes down to show where the direction they came from. It doesn't rain in Wales? | |||
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"Hello Priapus and nocturnaling folk.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Are you watching telly?
I am indeed! Kind of. Ish. "Good show? | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything .. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffy. Family Guy is on ITV2, that'll kill ½ an hour. | |||
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"A very good evening to you Jim. We have been out for a Toby this evening "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. Did you have beer from a Toby jug? | |||
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"Hello Jim, Everyone, Perverts near & far. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. It's good of you to think of all the perverts. I'm a generous person... "I like your exotic leggings. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and assorted night owls. Hope we're all doing well. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Maggy. When did you last do some sorting? | |||
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"A sit down wee AND mouthwash? Jim’s entertaining! " | |||
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"I'm going for a sit-down wee and to swill some mouthwash around me knob. For the next five minutes, you're all nocturnal thread hosts. Sounds tangy "Taste the . | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Mr Xtms. He's bored in Colchester. I’m in Colchester next week. If he’s tryna fuck? You're very horny tonight." I know. I’m a mess. It’s perfect. | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything ..
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffy. Family Guy is on ITV2, that'll kill ½ an hour."I’ve put myself to bed now Jim. I’ve faffed my evening away and will now await instruction from the perverts for their requests. | |||
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"Hello Jim, Everyone, Perverts near & far. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. It's good of you to think of all the perverts. I'm a generous person...
I like your exotic leggings."I love my colourful leggings. Nothing like a blue zebra to cheer me up .. its been fabbed a bit too | |||
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"Sorry Jimothy, I got distracted by Saff's brownies & didn't say good evening to you. So, good evening to you Salopian Sir! I trust you enjoyed your sit down wee? Xx" I just said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to you already. It was textbook. x | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything ..
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffy. Family Guy is on ITV2, that'll kill ½ an hour.
I’ve put myself to bed now Jim. I’ve faffed my evening away and will now await instruction from the perverts for their requests."CAKE!!!! Make ALLLLLLLLLL the cakes 
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. " It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. | |||
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"I was in Brentford today. What was I doing? " Preachin’ to the west London massive? | |||
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"Just finished watching The Northman and ill be getting down and dirty with alexander skarsgaard in my dreams tonight " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vixen. Scandinavian sexy sex dreams. | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath." You gotta get back on this shit, man. | |||
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"I was in Brentford today. What was I doing? Preachin’ to the west London massive?" I was with Beats and Grindah and yes we were doing just that | |||
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"Flash! I love you, but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!" Eurgh. Can’t we just piss off to earth 2?  | |||
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"A sit down wee AND mouthwash? Jim’s entertaining! Jims pulled ?
I’ll put money on it that he has. "I think a woman that works in my local shop might fancy me. Or she might just be friendly. | |||
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"Just finished watching The Northman and ill be getting down and dirty with alexander skarsgaard in my dreams tonight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vixen. Scandinavian sexy sex dreams." You know it. He can fuck me in the middle of a woods in a wolf fur any time | |||
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"Evening Jim & co… It’s been awhile since I’ve dipped into a nocturnal thread. It’s my bday today.. I’m officially Middle Aged as I plan on living until at least 90. However after this year I’m counting backwards as far as ageing is concerned! Hope everyone has had a good Monday. "Happy Birthday. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll, another 100 degree day on the llano estacado, no rain in sight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, good afternooooooooooooooooon, Bill. You sound like you're in a part of Mexico inhabited by Welsh expats. Smileyface the staked plains (llano estacado) the conquistadors got tired of running around in circles so they'ed put stakes down to show where the direction they came from. It doesn't rain in Wales? " It's always raining in Wales! | |||
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"Good evening Jim I'm flirting with my new friend just through the status updates Some of my other friends on here must be thinking I've gone mad... "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Naughty. You flirty flirt. | |||
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"Evening Jim & co… It’s been awhile since I’ve dipped into a nocturnal thread. It’s my bday today.. I’m officially Middle Aged as I plan on living until at least 90. However after this year I’m counting backwards as far as ageing is concerned! Hope everyone has had a good Monday. "Happy birthday! | |||
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"Evening ! Husband working , I'm bored senseless, so just having a perv "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Fantasy. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface | |||
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"A sit down wee AND mouthwash? Jim’s entertaining! Jims pulled ?
I’ll put money on it that he has.
I think a woman that works in my local shop might fancy me. Or she might just be friendly."Ask her out Jimothy. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Mr Xtms. He's bored in Colchester. I’m in Colchester next week. If he’s tryna fuck? You're very horny tonight. I know. I’m a mess. It’s perfect. " How much spunk did you spunk?! | |||
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"Evening Jim I’m trying to plan baking but distracting myself with anything and everything ..
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saffy. Family Guy is on ITV2, that'll kill ½ an hour.
I’ve put myself to bed now Jim. I’ve faffed my evening away and will now await instruction from the perverts for their requests."Fair do's. | |||
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"I was in Brentford today. What was I doing? " Wishing you were in a nicer part of West London. | |||
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Good evening to:
Ëstella (No.¹), TwïstMyNïpples (man), HêyPRESTO!, ²²Spr°ckett, Juicy2Ø2Ø, Mèlí, xtMs1x, Dønis(the), Vicår †, KC² , RíckshÃwed,
TameBillKid, SKlØgan, SaffWrøng (she's rarely right), Lørna, Måggy (I miss him), RêdV (Miss Evil Laughter), ViXen4fün, NørteeButtNice, mRs-FANtasy, TepidÅsh (Mr Lorna), LåFemmèVirginiå and KC² again (she's double the fun).
Has anyone seen MøønGreyKittyÇat and JamiePånts?
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"Good evening brother Jim and everyone "There you are. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, brother Ash. Happy Monday! Smileyface | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man. "Hahahaha. | |||
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"Good evening Jim. And welcome to the Nocturnal. The Nocturnal? You remember it? It's that late-night-early-morning Fora tête-à-tête between forumites. You've been away for sooo long and now you're back like the ²nd coming.
Good evening to:
Ëstella (No.¹), TwïstMyNïpples (man), HêyPRESTO!, ²²Spr°ckett, Juicy2Ø2Ø, Mèlí, xtMs1x, Dønis(the), Vicår †, KC² , RíckshÃwed,
TameBillKid, SKlØgan, SaffWrøng (she's rarely right), Lørna, Måggy (I miss him), RêdV (Miss Evil Laughter), ViXen4fün, NørteeButtNice, mRs-FANtasy, TepidÅsh (Mr Lorna), LåFemmèVirginiå and KC² again (she's double the fun).
Has anyone seen MøønGreyKittyÇat and JamiePånts?
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"Evening Jim & co… It’s been awhile since I’ve dipped into a nocturnal thread. It’s my bday today.. I’m officially Middle Aged as I plan on living until at least 90. However after this year I’m counting backwards as far as ageing is concerned! Hope everyone has had a good Monday. "Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenimg, Virginia. It's very, very nice to see you. I've got to look at your profile, to find out the official start of middle age. Happy birthday! x | |||
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"I missed the group hosting
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha."Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad  | |||
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"Just finished watching The Northman and ill be getting down and dirty with alexander skarsgaard in my dreams tonight Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Vixen. Scandinavian sexy sex dreams. You know it. He can fuck me in the middle of a woods in a wolf fur any time "And I thought Steve was horny tonight. | |||
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"A sit down wee AND mouthwash? Jim’s entertaining! Jims pulled ?
I’ll put money on it that he has.
I think a woman that works in my local shop might fancy me. Or she might just be friendly.
Ask her out Jimothy."I have to be in the shop when there's a queue, see how she interacts with other customers. | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad "Oh I was in such a lovely bath last night & had to get out to do a poo. I was fuming!!!! X | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad
Oh I was in such a lovely bath last night & had to get out to do a poo. I was fuming!!!! X"But, you have a well fit loo..... #winning | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad "Are you kink shaming me?  | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad
Are you kink shaming me? "Guilty as charged, m'Lord | |||
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"A sit down wee AND mouthwash? Jim’s entertaining! Jims pulled ?
I’ll put money on it that he has.
I think a woman that works in my local shop might fancy me. Or she might just be friendly.
Ask her out Jimothy.
I have to be in the shop when there's a queue, see how she interacts with other customers."No. Just ask her out. Worst case she says no and you’ve made her day glow with joy. You’re still winning. | |||
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"Good evening Jim. And welcome to the Nocturnal. The Nocturnal? You remember it? It's that late-night-early-morning Fora tête-à-tête between forumites. You've been away for sooo long and now you're back like the ²nd coming.
Good evening to:
Ëstella (No.¹), TwïstMyNïpples (man), HêyPRESTO!, ²²Spr°ckett, Juicy2Ø2Ø, Mèlí, xtMs1x, Dønis(the), Vicår †, KC² , RíckshÃwed,
TameBillKid, SKlØgan, SaffWrøng (she's rarely right), Lørna, Måggy (I miss him), RêdV (Miss Evil Laughter), ViXen4fün, NørteeButtNice, mRs-FANtasy, TepidÅsh (Mr Lorna), LåFemmèVirginiå and KC² again (she's double the fun).
Has anyone seen MøønGreyKittyÇat and JamiePånts?
" *stretches arms out* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. Did you like it when Torvill and Dean danced on ice to Bolero? | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad
Are you kink shaming me?
Guilty as charged, m'Lord "Cum in the bath is a pain in the arse, the trick is to catch it in your mouth!   | |||
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"I missed the group hosting
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I was trying to find out exactly how many wheelchair spaces there are at Manchester Arena."Are planning on seeing a band? | |||
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"I missed the group hosting
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I was trying to find out exactly how many wheelchair spaces there are at Manchester Arena.
Are planning on seeing a band?"No, I was trying to make a point. | |||
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"Nero, what you saying ?" I often think that. | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad
Are you kink shaming me?
Guilty as charged, m'Lord "I like being shamed. | |||
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"Nero, what you saying ?" • Not much these days. I'm laconic. | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad
Oh I was in such a lovely bath last night & had to get out to do a poo. I was fuming!!!! X
But, you have a well fit loo..... #winning"I do indeed. I hopped back in the bath straight after xx | |||
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"A sit down wee AND mouthwash? Jim’s entertaining! Jims pulled ?
I’ll put money on it that he has.
I think a woman that works in my local shop might fancy me. Or she might just be friendly.
Ask her out Jimothy.
I have to be in the shop when there's a queue, see how she interacts with other customers.
No. Just ask her out. Worst case she says no and you’ve made her day glow with joy. You’re still winning."That's true. | |||
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"Nero, what you saying ? I often think that." we should start a thread. | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad
Are you kink shaming me?
Guilty as charged, m'Lord
I like being shamed. "I'll shame you over and over, you naughty pickle | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad
Oh I was in such a lovely bath last night & had to get out to do a poo. I was fuming!!!! X
But, you have a well fit loo..... #winning
I do indeed. I hopped back in the bath straight after xx"Be careful hopping on a wet floor. #healthandsafety | |||
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"A sit down wee AND mouthwash? Jim’s entertaining! Jims pulled ?
I’ll put money on it that he has.
I think a woman that works in my local shop might fancy me. Or she might just be friendly.
Ask her out Jimothy.
I have to be in the shop when there's a queue, see how she interacts with other customers.
No. Just ask her out. Worst case she says no and you’ve made her day glow with joy. You’re still winning.
That's true. "Be *that* guy, Jim! | |||
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" *stretches arms out* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. Did you like it when Torvill and Dean danced on ice to Bolero?"• I remember it well: I was enjoying a Solero, strawberry flavour. | |||
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"Nero, what you saying ? I often think that.we should start a thread. " We could, but we'd only encourage him. | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad
Are you kink shaming me?
Guilty as charged, m'Lord
I like being shamed.
I'll shame you over and over, you naughty pickle "I’m gonna cum. #repeater. | |||
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" *stretches arms out* Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nero. Did you like it when Torvill and Dean danced on ice to Bolero?
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"Good evening Jim. And welcome to the Nocturnal. The Nocturnal? You remember it? It's that late-night-early-morning Fora tête-à-tête between forumites. You've been away for sooo long and now you're back like the ²nd coming.
Good evening to:
Ëstella (No.¹)....
hello!! "• Ëstella, may I be your Fab Fella? | |||
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"Evening Jim & co… It’s been awhile since I’ve dipped into a nocturnal thread. It’s my bday today.. I’m officially Middle Aged as I plan on living until at least 90. However after this year I’m counting backwards as far as ageing is concerned! Hope everyone has had a good Monday.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenimg, Virginia. It's very, very nice to see you. I've got to look at your profile, to find out the official start of middle age. Happy birthday! x"You’ve got a few years to get to my middle age… so no need to worry just yet! | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad
Are you kink shaming me?
Guilty as charged, m'Lord
I like being shamed.
I'll shame you over and over, you naughty pickle
I’m gonna cum.
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"Evening Jim & co… It’s been awhile since I’ve dipped into a nocturnal thread. It’s my bday today.. I’m officially Middle Aged as I plan on living until at least 90. However after this year I’m counting backwards as far as ageing is concerned! Hope everyone has had a good Monday.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevenimg, Virginia. It's very, very nice to see you. I've got to look at your profile, to find out the official start of middle age. Happy birthday! x
You’ve got a few years to get to my middle age… so no need to worry just yet! "Haha. | |||
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"Great. Estella has just made me cum in the bath. Funny, don’t they look like the strongest swimmers in water. It's been ages since I spunked in the bath. You gotta get back on this shit, man.
Hahahaha.
Just don't shit in the bath. That's baaaaaaaaaad
Are you kink shaming me?
Guilty as charged, m'Lord
I like being shamed.
I'll shame you over and over, you naughty pickle
I’m gonna cum.
#repeater.
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I was trying to find out exactly how many wheelchair spaces there are at Manchester Arena.
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https://ao-arena.com/accessibility/"It doesn't answer the question though! And irritates the fuck out of me, because I'm not disabled according to their rules (I don't get disability benefits)
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