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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi. Look at me post here. Can I get some profile advice please  
You need to rap more on your profile. No one else does this  "
What you sayin?
What’s good
Wagwarn?
What’s happening?
You had so much talk online- saw you on the road you ain’t half as active,
Said your am come loud like bass but it’s silent like Charlie Chaplin
My striker’s 18 with a high top- this kids looking like Marcus Rashford.
You’re welcome, Don |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi. Look at me post here. Can I get some profile advice please
You need to rap more on your profile. No one else does this
What you sayin?
What’s good
Wagwarn?
What’s happening?
You had so much talk online- saw you on the road you ain’t half as active,
Said your am come loud like bass but it’s silent like Charlie Chaplin
My striker’s 18 with a high top- this kids looking like Marcus Rashford.
You’re welcome, Don "
Word. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi. Look at me post here. Can I get some profile advice please
You need to rap more on your profile. No one else does this
What you sayin?
What’s good
Wagwarn?
What’s happening?
You had so much talk online- saw you on the road you ain’t half as active,
Said your am come loud like bass but it’s silent like Charlie Chaplin
My striker’s 18 with a high top- this kids looking like Marcus Rashford.
You’re welcome, Don
Word."
I’ll rap on my next bio. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is your pickle magic? I demand more info.
Mrs TMN x"
I don’t do explanations, I only do demonstrations, Mrs TMN and unfortunately you’re in a couple and as my bio states I only string couples along.  |
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"Why is your pickle magic? I demand more info.
Mrs TMN x
I don’t do explanations, I only do demonstrations, Mrs TMN and unfortunately you’re in a couple and as my bio states I only string couples along. "
Well you can shove it, Mr Pickle! *storms off to write furious status update* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why is your pickle magic? I demand more info.
Mrs TMN x
I don’t do explanations, I only do demonstrations, Mrs TMN and unfortunately you’re in a couple and as my bio states I only string couples along.
Well you can shove it, Mr Pickle! *storms off to write furious status update*"
Oooo. I’ll be refreshing my hotlist updates anticipating a indirect   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You need to change your name to Steve and his ickle pickle."
Ooooooh man. That’s my next one. (I’ve got three changes). Then I would need to find a woman and her giant peach for our couple profile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I genuinely like your bio top stuff buddy
Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle 
If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun
Ooooo. We have a switch.
Keep saying sweet things to me pickle  "
Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've pretty much wiped your arse with every forum-imposed rule there is. I don't know whether to be shocked or impressed  "
Macklemore ‘can’t hold us’ was playing when I wrote it
#truestory |
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"I genuinely like your bio top stuff buddy
Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle
If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun
Ooooo. We have a switch.
Keep saying sweet things to me pickle
Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you
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Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sublime.
Ridiculous
What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight 
I don't do drugs  "
I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I genuinely like your bio top stuff buddy
Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle
If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun
Ooooo. We have a switch.
Keep saying sweet things to me pickle
Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you
Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team "
MM Couple profile unlocked. |
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"Sublime.
Ridiculous
What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight
I don't do drugs
I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly?? "
We're 360 friendly |
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"I genuinely like your bio top stuff buddy
Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle
If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun
Ooooo. We have a switch.
Keep saying sweet things to me pickle
Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you
Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team
MM Couple profile unlocked. "
Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break? |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
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"I genuinely like your bio top stuff buddy
Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle
If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun
Ooooo. We have a switch.
Keep saying sweet things to me pickle
Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you
Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team
MM Couple profile unlocked.
Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break? "
Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I want some pickle now actually 
Gherkin or cornichon?
Which one is smaller?
Cornichons are tiny but full of flavour. "
. Thanks. That does actually make me feel better about my small dick. I mean pickle. |
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"I genuinely like your bio top stuff buddy
Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle
If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun
Ooooo. We have a switch.
Keep saying sweet things to me pickle
Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you
Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team
MM Couple profile unlocked.
Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?
Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall "
Spiders are worse, they rub their willy on your face while you sleep |
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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago
London |
"I genuinely like your bio top stuff buddy
Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle
If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun
Ooooo. We have a switch.
Keep saying sweet things to me pickle
Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you
Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team
MM Couple profile unlocked.
Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?
Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall
Spiders are worse, they rub their willy on your face while you sleep "
And now I have a spider fetish. |
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"I genuinely like your bio top stuff buddy
Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle
If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun
Ooooo. We have a switch.
Keep saying sweet things to me pickle
Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you
Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team
MM Couple profile unlocked.
Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?
Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall
Spiders are worse, they rub their willy on your face while you sleep
And now I have a spider fetish."
All that multitasking they can do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I genuinely like your bio top stuff buddy
Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle
If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun
Ooooo. We have a switch.
Keep saying sweet things to me pickle
Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you
Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team
MM Couple profile unlocked.
Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?
Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall
Spiders are worse, they rub their willy on your face while you sleep
And now I have a spider fetish."
I'm scared of spiders  |
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"I genuinely like your bio top stuff buddy
Now I KNOW you’re tryna get this magic pickle
If it was as good as mine I would have already stuck it in a bun
Ooooo. We have a switch.
Keep saying sweet things to me pickle
Piscean dreams do come true, look at me babe I’m with you
Don't be saying things if you don't really mean them, pickle and dream cream team
MM Couple profile unlocked.
Fab world won't know what's hit em, we going to say we're straight or fab straight because this could be make or break?
Oh to be a voyeuristic wee fly on this bedroom wall
Spiders are worse, they rub their willy on your face while you sleep
And now I have a spider fetish.
I'm scared of spiders "
I hope you don't have any males that like guys in there with you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"my magic pickle is not my cock. But if you rub it a Blue Will Smith DOES appear
You have breath play kink?"
I have lots of kinks. But not one of those. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sublime.
Ridiculous
What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight
I don't do drugs
I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??
We're 360 friendly "
This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck? |
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"Sublime.
Ridiculous
What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight
I don't do drugs
I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??
We're 360 friendly
This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?"
We'll spin you right round, baby |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sublime.
Ridiculous
What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight
I don't do drugs
I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??
We're 360 friendly
This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?
We'll spin you right round, baby "
As per my bio- I don’t go down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fuck.
Didn't get into Oxbridge. Out in the cold.
You’re outside of my age range. Otherwise I’d have considered an exception for you. "
You keep changing your damn age range! 26 yo with a masters. . |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck.
Didn't get into Oxbridge. Out in the cold.
You’re outside of my age range. Otherwise I’d have considered an exception for you.
You keep changing your damn age range! 26 yo with a masters. . "
I keep ticking different age groups of my fucket list.
26 year old with a masters is generous of me. It gives them like 3 years extra in case they didn’t get it when they should’ve. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.
Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up.
Well Pickle, I can respect that. "
Respect the hustle. 
So……………..You looking for a husband? Or are you not into men? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.
Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up.
Aim higher "
I was on a aim higher programme at school. .
- we know why |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.
Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up.
Well Pickle, I can respect that.
Respect the hustle.
So……………..You looking for a husband? Or are you not into men?"
Not into men in the slightest. Sorry. Got to carry on living my best femme life.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Should’ve said, don’t message if you have a sociology degree of any kind. I’m trying to marry up to benefit from systems of oppression. Not tear them down. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I mean... I'm here for the Masters (and above) snobbery.
Oh I don’t have a masters. I’m just tryna marry up.
Well Pickle, I can respect that.
Respect the hustle.
So……………..You looking for a husband? Or are you not into men?
Not into men in the slightest. Sorry. Got to carry on living my best femme life.
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Fair. If you’re not into me it makes sense you’re not into men. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should’ve said, don’t message if you have a sociology degree of any kind. I’m trying to marry up to benefit from systems of oppression. Not tear them down.
Best block me now then "
Shame. I would’ve enjoyed stringing you along. |
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"Sublime.
Ridiculous
What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight
I don't do drugs
I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??
We're 360 friendly
This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?
We'll spin you right round, baby
As per my bio- I don’t go down. "
But right round? Like a record baby? |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Should’ve said, don’t message if you have a sociology degree of any kind. I’m trying to marry up to benefit from systems of oppression. Not tear them down. "
I've fucked a few men who have Oxbridge degress; does that count? They might have injected me with some of their smarts  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Sublime.
Ridiculous
What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight
I don't do drugs
I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??
We're 360 friendly
This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?
We'll spin you right round, baby
As per my bio- I don’t go down.
But right round? Like a record baby?"
He spins on fingers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Should’ve said, don’t message if you have a sociology degree of any kind. I’m trying to marry up to benefit from systems of oppression. Not tear them down.
I've fucked a few men who have Oxbridge degress; does that count? They might have injected me with some of their smarts "
I bet they injected you with their smarts, you bad _ad nanna. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sublime.
Ridiculous
What a surprise you’re on the hateraid tonight
I don't do drugs
I was going to put doing that as a requirement in my profile. But figured everyone in here was 420 friendly??
We're 360 friendly
This sounds interesting. You tryna get h*gh and fuck?
We'll spin you right round, baby
As per my bio- I don’t go down.
But right round? Like a record baby?
He spins on fingers "
I’m ok with my fingers. Not that great. But I try my best. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No mention of biscuit preferences.
No Australian based disclaimer.
Must try harder "
Fair criticism.
Definitely missed opportunities from me not including these |
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"No mention of biscuit preferences.
No Australian based disclaimer.
Must try harder
Fair criticism.
Definitely missed opportunities from me not including these "
You don't even belittle the pineapple/pizza fools.
D- |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No mention of biscuit preferences.
No Australian based disclaimer.
Must try harder
Fair criticism.
Definitely missed opportunities from me not including these
You don't even belittle the pineapple/pizza fools.
D-"
Because…
I’m one of them.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am disappointed there are no pics of you sitting on the toilet wearing only socks and sliders "
Oh I mean, if we’re looking to upgrade the pics, I’m always open to suggestions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The title of this post is very Postmodern Jukebox. If no one knows what that means then please ignore…
I googled them!
Explain? They seem cool "
They’re very cool. Look on YouTube for their version of Africa… |
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