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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London

What yer doin’?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Messaging my new FWB and flirting like you wouldn't believe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Playoffs on the telly, cup of tea, and browsing Fab.

How about you my lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m doing a little airbrush art work on a modelling project, with the occasional glance at some boobs and pretty faces.

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By *os19Man  over a year ago

Edmonton

Watching Corrie

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Messaging my new FWB and flirting like you wouldn't believe "

Yay! That sounds fun - may it be continuous flirty exuberance

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By *uietly_KinkyMan  over a year ago

High Wycombe

Finishing watching Wandavision, then probably some gaming. Also a little perving on the other monitor.

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By *hetalkingstoveMan  over a year ago

London

Splish splash

I am having a bath

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Playoffs on the telly, cup of tea, and browsing Fab.

How about you my lovely x "

Nice Dan! I’m rubbing my food belly and thinking about sexy times, once food belly is recovered!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine "

Ooooh I love a spot of gardening

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"I’m doing a little airbrush art work on a modelling project, with the occasional glance at some boobs and pretty faces."

Arts and crafty boobs! Good multitasking

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham

I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Listening to the rain feeling sad.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Watching Corrie"

Ooooh drama! Oooop Norf drama.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Finishing watching Wandavision, then probably some gaming. Also a little perving on the other monitor."

I know not what Wandavision is! But enjoy!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Splish splash

I am having a bath "

So is my avatar!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watching Ozark

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date "

Pedant!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

20:18

Corries on, half watching half watching the sky change, im thinking we may be heading for a storm.

Ahhhh wish id bought that discounted easter egg i saw last week, could eat that now.

Maybe i have some icecream, actually no i definitely ate that, theres a banana sat there but quite honestly id want some custard with it and i cant be bothered to make that.

Its 2023 now.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Listening to the rain feeling sad."

Oh! Sending you a big hug x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date

Pedant!! "

Your point?

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By *hetalkingstoveMan  over a year ago

London


"Splish splash

I am having a bath

So is my avatar!"

Oh I have noticed, believe me

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

Watching an episode of s10 of Taskmaster and perving over Greg Davies

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Watching Ozark "

Aiiiiighht pickle! It’s not a series I’ve watched but is on my peripheral radar as one maybe I should do. Is it worth it?

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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20.25

Catching up on Fab, trying to decide last minute if I should stay over somewhere or not. Working out what to wear that screams fuck yes you want to kiss me. Also enjoying seeing that avatar - it reminds me of ones you took during the T2 days.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"20:18

Corries on, half watching half watching the sky change, im thinking we may be heading for a storm.

Ahhhh wish id bought that discounted easter egg i saw last week, could eat that now.

Maybe i have some icecream, actually no i definitely ate that, theres a banana sat there but quite honestly id want some custard with it and i cant be bothered to make that.

Its 2023 now. "

This was some poetic prose! I thank you.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date

Pedant!!

Your point? "

I love you!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine

Ooooh I love a spot of gardening "

I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Splish splash

I am having a bath

So is my avatar!

Oh I have noticed, believe me "

Eeek a flirt!! I’m charmed.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m doing a little airbrush art work on a modelling project, with the occasional glance at some boobs and pretty faces.

Arts and crafty boobs! Good multitasking "

As long as I don’t start to airbrush a boob onto my project

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date

Pedant!!

Your point?

I love you!"

This is so sudden ... but it's 20:27 ... this is my future?

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Watching an episode of s10 of Taskmaster and perving over Greg Davies"

Do you want him to task master you?

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"20.25

Catching up on Fab, trying to decide last minute if I should stay over somewhere or not. Working out what to wear that screams fuck yes you want to kiss me. Also enjoying seeing that avatar - it reminds me of ones you took during the T2 days. "

Aaaah the T2 days!! Lol

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By *hetalkingstoveMan  over a year ago

London


"Splish splash

I am having a bath

So is my avatar!

Oh I have noticed, believe me

Eeek a flirt!! I’m charmed."

It's been a while!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine

Ooooh I love a spot of gardening

I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment "

You need a hurly burly gardener over for definite then!

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Having a cheese sandwich and watching the last Ozark.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"I’m doing a little airbrush art work on a modelling project, with the occasional glance at some boobs and pretty faces.

Arts and crafty boobs! Good multitasking

As long as I don’t start to airbrush a boob onto my project "

It’ll be your breast yet!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine

Ooooh I love a spot of gardening

I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment

You need a hurly burly gardener over for definite then!"

Ooh I definitely do. In the summer, maybe takes his shirt off

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"I was waiting until 20:22 so I can be up to date

Pedant!!

Your point?

I love you!

This is so sudden ... but it's 20:27 ... this is my future? "

Hee hee

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Splish splash

I am having a bath

So is my avatar!

Oh I have noticed, believe me

Eeek a flirt!! I’m charmed.

It's been a while! "

Hasn’t it just?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

In the garden drinking beer

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Having a cheese sandwich and watching the last Ozark. "

Cheese sarnie for the win.

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Staring into space....for inspiration

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine

Ooooh I love a spot of gardening

I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment

You need a hurly burly gardener over for definite then!

Ooh I definitely do. In the summer, maybe takes his shirt off "

And gets all sweaty doing “chores”!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer "

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Staring into space....for inspiration"

For what to do?

I always vote, have a wank.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!"

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine

Ooooh I love a spot of gardening

I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment

You need a hurly burly gardener over for definite then!

Ooh I definitely do. In the summer, maybe takes his shirt off

And gets all sweaty doing “chores”!"

I might just have to pounce

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Listening to the rain feeling sad."

Oh just remember that after the rain comes the rainbows tomorrow is another day lovely lady. Sending hugs x

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By *hetalkingstoveMan  over a year ago

London


"Staring into space....for inspiration

For what to do?

I always vote, have a wank. "

Excellent idea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

20:34

Just had tea and wondering how long after a meal it acceptable to have snacks???

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?"

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Watching garden rescue and wishing they’d come rescue mine

Ooooh I love a spot of gardening

I’m so not green fingered! It’s like a jungle at the moment

You need a hurly burly gardener over for definite then!

Ooh I definitely do. In the summer, maybe takes his shirt off

And gets all sweaty doing “chores”!

I might just have to pounce "

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?! "

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"20:34

Just had tea and wondering how long after a meal it acceptable to have snacks??? "

Five min courtesy wait then you’re good to go!

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By *hinstrapMan  over a year ago

Barnsley

Chatting hopefully getting a meet. It's not looking grt

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here "

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Chatting hopefully getting a meet. It's not looking grt "

Chin up, you can do this!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?"

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available? "

Immediately!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately! "

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider "

It’s all about you coming…

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming… "

Us .. us coming

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By *isterE ManMan  over a year ago

Taunton

Finishing off a bottle of Pinot with friends!!

Listening to some awesome music!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming "

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Finishing off a bottle of Pinot with friends!!

Listening to some awesome music!"

What you listening to?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!"

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

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By *ccidentprone2023Man  over a year ago

middlesbrough

Waiting for a film to start at 9

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait"

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Waiting for a film to start at 9"

Which film you hotly anticipating?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

20:45, we're watching a Channel 4 programme about the trainer industry...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now."

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"20:45, we're watching a Channel 4 programme about the trainer industry..."

Oh I know a man obsessed with retro adidas that would like that. Or do you mean personal trainers?!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs "

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"20:45, we're watching a Channel 4 programme about the trainer industry...

Oh I know a man obsessed with retro adidas that would like that. Or do you mean personal trainers?! "

The Adidas and Nike type

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!"

Should have been here then

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon."

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"20:45, we're watching a Channel 4 programme about the trainer industry...

Oh I know a man obsessed with retro adidas that would like that. Or do you mean personal trainers?!

The Adidas and Nike type "

I shall let my friend know!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then "

I really should have!

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address?? "

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating.

"

I say procrastinate as long as you want!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London "

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then

I really should have!"

Snakebite

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry"

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then

I really should have!

Snakebite "

And a love bite?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!"

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up "

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watching Newcastle and perving with a can of desperados ….

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not! "

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not that anyone would find it interesting but recompiling Wine for linux. Having some issues with C++ runtime alternatives.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Watching Newcastle and perving with a can of desperados …. "

I want to say this is an apt drink for perving fun! But not wanting to be rude to you directly, but it’s a good jest, if you’ll allow me!

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating.

I say procrastinate as long as you want!"

I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs.

That's 8 hours work on its own!

Posh

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!"

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple  over a year ago

here & there

Trying not to throw the remote out of the window while watching the football.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home

Was doing a bit of hedge cutting now I'm nosing on here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise."

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Not that anyone would find it interesting but recompiling Wine for linux. Having some issues with C++ runtime alternatives."

I’ve been known to recompile my wine on occasion, when I’ve bumped into the stack. It’s a bugger when your bottles fall over.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Packing junk in my trunk

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating.

I say procrastinate as long as you want!

I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs.

That's 8 hours work on its own!

Posh "

Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Trying not to throw the remote out of the window while watching the football. "

That bad?

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Was doing a bit of hedge cutting now I'm nosing on here "

From gardening to lady gardens.

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By *aptain Caveman41Man  over a year ago

Home


"Was doing a bit of hedge cutting now I'm nosing on here

From gardening to lady gardens."

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By *impleSailorMan  over a year ago

the moon

Not a lot

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi Estella! I’m running a bath.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems "

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Packing junk in my trunk "

Euphemism?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull"

Ooo who's sucking who in?

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating.

I say procrastinate as long as you want!

I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs.

That's 8 hours work on its own!

Posh

Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side. "

I'm loving this plan. Ooh. Or maybe I could just wear those 100 denier crotchless tights...

P

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my Estella, you’ve gone full on nekkkedddd….

(changes what I’m doing now to playing with my junk)

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Not a lot"

A poet though!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath. "

I like baths. Send me photos!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just finished my 16 hour work day, now having a shower and getting to bed

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?"

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that."

Dare I say what I have?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watching Newcastle and perving with a can of desperados ….

I want to say this is an apt drink for perving fun! But not wanting to be rude to you directly, but it’s a good jest, if you’ll allow me! "

Anytime

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating.

I say procrastinate as long as you want!

I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs.

That's 8 hours work on its own!

Posh

Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side.

I'm loving this plan. Ooh. Or maybe I could just wear those 100 denier crotchless tights...

P "

Sexy times!

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating.

I say procrastinate as long as you want!

I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs.

That's 8 hours work on its own!

Posh

Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side.

I'm loving this plan. Ooh. Or maybe I could just wear those 100 denier crotchless tights...

P

Sexy times!"

Well... you saw the picture yesterday. Obvs I'm rocking the sexy

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Oh my Estella, you’ve gone full on nekkkedddd….

(changes what I’m doing now to playing with my junk)"

You mean my avatar? Yes, I got my belly jelly out - sexy as sex, yeah?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then

I really should have!

Snakebite

And a love bite? "

Well obviously

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Just finished my 16 hour work day, now having a shower and getting to bed "

Need tucking in?

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.

Dare I say what I have?"

A stitch from laughing?

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Watching Newcastle and perving with a can of desperados ….

I want to say this is an apt drink for perving fun! But not wanting to be rude to you directly, but it’s a good jest, if you’ll allow me!

Anytime "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Reading my book and eating ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath.

I like baths. Send me photos!"

Deal.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh my Estella, you’ve gone full on nekkkedddd….

(changes what I’m doing now to playing with my junk)

You mean my avatar? Yes, I got my belly jelly out - sexy as sex, yeah? "

Sexier!

Are you ever going to shag me Estella?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just finished my 16 hour work day, now having a shower and getting to bed

Need tucking in?"

Yes absolutely, however will fall asleep before you say goodnight haha

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating.

I say procrastinate as long as you want!

I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs.

That's 8 hours work on its own!

Posh

Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side.

I'm loving this plan. Ooh. Or maybe I could just wear those 100 denier crotchless tights...

P

Sexy times!

Well... you saw the picture yesterday. Obvs I'm rocking the sexy "

I have a better idea. Get sexy person to sexy time shave your legs for you! Two birds, one stone - dead! I thank you.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.

Dare I say what I have?

A stitch from laughing?"

Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then

I really should have!

Snakebite

And a love bite?

Well obviously "

Deal!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Reading my book and eating ice cream "

Favourite two ice cream scoop flavours EVAH?

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath.

I like baths. Send me photos!

Deal. "

Don’t you dare lie to me pickle!

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Oh my Estella, you’ve gone full on nekkkedddd….

(changes what I’m doing now to playing with my junk)

You mean my avatar? Yes, I got my belly jelly out - sexy as sex, yeah?

Sexier!

Are you ever going to shag me Estella? "

Hey presto!

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I'm blowing my nose frequently, reading this thread, and hoping there isn't a storm coming my way.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Reading my book and eating ice cream

Favourite two ice cream scoop flavours EVAH?"

Pistachio and coffee. You?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath.

I like baths. Send me photos!

Deal.

Don’t you dare lie to me pickle!"

I am not!! Will face pics do? I don’t send pickle pics on fab.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Just finished my 16 hour work day, now having a shower and getting to bed

Need tucking in?

Yes absolutely, however will fall asleep before you say goodnight haha"

Nighty night x

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.

Dare I say what I have?

A stitch from laughing?

Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox "

Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just finished my 16 hour work day, now having a shower and getting to bed

Need tucking in?

Yes absolutely, however will fall asleep before you say goodnight haha

Nighty night x"

Zzzzzzzzzz

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"I'm blowing my nose frequently, reading this thread, and hoping there isn't a storm coming my way."

Is the blowing your nose a storm predictor?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pervin at work

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.

Dare I say what I have?

A stitch from laughing?

Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox

Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!"

Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called?

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Reading my book and eating ice cream

Favourite two ice cream scoop flavours EVAH?

Pistachio and coffee. You? "

Vanilla but must be with hot butterscotch sauce and tutti frutti!

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I'm blowing my nose frequently, reading this thread, and hoping there isn't a storm coming my way.

Is the blowing your nose a storm predictor?"

It would be a crap one if it was; I've been blowing it for a week already.

Thunder and lightning scares me

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath.

I like baths. Send me photos!

Deal.

Don’t you dare lie to me pickle!

I am not!! Will face pics do? I don’t send pickle pics on fab. "

That will do me plenty! I never get nekkid on here either.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Pervin at work "

I call it Wervin

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.

Dare I say what I have?

A stitch from laughing?

Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox

Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!

Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called? "

Nah, I’ll hunt you out!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.

Dare I say what I have?

A stitch from laughing?

Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox

Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!

Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called?

Nah, I’ll hunt you out! "

I won't be hiding too hard

Wait .. erm ... I mean ...

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"I'm blowing my nose frequently, reading this thread, and hoping there isn't a storm coming my way.

Is the blowing your nose a storm predictor?

It would be a crap one if it was; I've been blowing it for a week already.

Thunder and lightning scares me "

Big hug if a storm comes. I get rather excitable in a storm. Although I’m always excitable really!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"I'm blowing my nose frequently, reading this thread, and hoping there isn't a storm coming my way.

Is the blowing your nose a storm predictor?

It would be a crap one if it was; I've been blowing it for a week already.

Thunder and lightning scares me

Big hug if a storm comes. I get rather excitable in a storm. Although I’m always excitable really!"

Noted

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.

Dare I say what I have?

A stitch from laughing?

Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox

Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!

Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called?

Nah, I’ll hunt you out!

I won't be hiding too hard

Wait .. erm ... I mean ... "

Goes to look

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then

I really should have!

Snakebite

And a love bite?

Well obviously

Deal!"

Only 60 Miles

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then

I really should have!

Snakebite

And a love bite?

Well obviously

Deal!

Only 60 Miles "

All worth it tho

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pervin at work

I call it Wervin"

I'll use that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath.

I like baths. Send me photos!

Deal.

Don’t you dare lie to me pickle!

I am not!! Will face pics do? I don’t send pickle pics on fab.

That will do me plenty! I never get nekkid on here either. "

Prudes don’t want nudes. #barz

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Pervin at work

I call it Wervin

I'll use that "

Damn I shoulda copyrighted it.

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath.

I like baths. Send me photos!

Deal.

Don’t you dare lie to me pickle!

I am not!! Will face pics do? I don’t send pickle pics on fab.

That will do me plenty! I never get nekkid on here either.

Prudes don’t want nudes. #barz"

I mean who would actually offer up a nekkid bath pic for all to see. Pffft.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.

Dare I say what I have?

A stitch from laughing?

Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox

Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!

Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called?

Nah, I’ll hunt you out!

I won't be hiding too hard

Wait .. erm ... I mean ...

Goes to look"

The eyes are up here madam

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then

I really should have!

Snakebite

And a love bite?

Well obviously

Deal!

Only 60 Miles

All worth it tho"

Nice town Northampton honest

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Is that cider that hangs around cock blocking?

Oh jeez is this where I’ve been going wrong?!

Oh no ... that list is far too long to detail here

Dammit. Please will someone play with me naked, I promise I’ve been as good as I can be…?

Hang on .. I'll get my diary, when are you available?

Immediately!

I'll have to come to you ... seeing as you've been imbibing the gooseberry cider

It’s all about you coming…

Us .. us coming

20.42 I’m ready for naughty evening pleasures!

That's 20 years away dammit!!

Oh .. wait

I take a while to climax, we can start now.

Wait ... this is a come on isn't it? I always miss the signs

I want all the sex. This is a come on. Sound the klaxon.

Right ... 12 pack of gooseberry cider tick ... pack of rubber friends tick ... king dong dildo tick ... 70 miles to drive ... what's the address??

Room 101, Highway to Hell, London

Brace for impact ... I'm coming in dry

Ooooh the chafing ticks all my masochistic tendencies. Yippee!

Don't think about it too much, can't be having those fanny flutters lubing things up

I’m 45, dry as a bone down there - worry not!

Ooft ... now that is foreplay!!!

Oh I’m very skilled. Talkwise.

I've been away from the fora too long it seems

I only came back this weekend myself, felt your gravitational pull

Ooo who's sucking who in?

I’ve got jaw ache just thinking about that.

Dare I say what I have?

A stitch from laughing?

Erm no ... some monkey nuts, red wine and the Sky Remote ... watch your inbox

Don’t send me to the inbox of unanswered yellow that I have to sort!

Damn ... so I have to take a number and wait 'til it's called?

Nah, I’ll hunt you out!

I won't be hiding too hard

Wait .. erm ... I mean ...

Goes to look

The eyes are up here madam "

Aye

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By *stella OP   Woman  over a year ago

London


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then

I really should have!

Snakebite

And a love bite?

Well obviously

Deal!

Only 60 Miles

All worth it tho

Nice town Northampton honest "

It’s oooop north tho!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple  over a year ago

Hailsham


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then

I really should have!

Snakebite

And a love bite?

Well obviously

Deal!

Only 60 Miles

All worth it tho

Nice town Northampton honest

It’s oooop north tho!"

Sussex is doon sooth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pervin at work

I call it Wervin

I'll use that

Damn I shoulda copyrighted it. "

I'll quote you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"In the garden drinking beer

I was doing that only with gooseberry cider!

Should have been here then

I really should have!

Snakebite

And a love bite?

Well obviously

Deal!

Only 60 Miles

All worth it tho

Nice town Northampton honest

It’s oooop north tho!"

Seriously haha ?? It's East Midlands honest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hi Estella! I’m running a bath.

I like baths. Send me photos!

Deal.

Don’t you dare lie to me pickle!

I am not!! Will face pics do? I don’t send pickle pics on fab.

That will do me plenty! I never get nekkid on here either.

Prudes don’t want nudes. #barz

I mean who would actually offer up a nekkid bath pic for all to see. Pffft. "

Not me

Not you either, right?

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"Erm... then I was procrastinating. Now... I am still procrastinating.

I say procrastinate as long as you want!

I've only got 10 hours before I've got to leave the house. And it needs to look relatively liveable in... plus I need to remove all the hair on my legs.

That's 8 hours work on its own!

Posh

Compromise. Do only one leg and only approach from the side.

I'm loving this plan. Ooh. Or maybe I could just wear those 100 denier crotchless tights...

P

Sexy times!

Well... you saw the picture yesterday. Obvs I'm rocking the sexy

I have a better idea. Get sexy person to sexy time shave your legs for you! Two birds, one stone - dead! I thank you."

Don't start that! That's what he said. He gets to do the bit between the legs as a compromise. Yeti is not a look I will ever be sharing with anyone

P

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