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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

(funny face)

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How does he smell?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does he smell?"

Sorry - wrong joke.

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"How does he smell?

Sorry - wrong joke."

Awful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How does he smell?

Sorry - wrong joke.

Awful "

You're telling me.

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By *ire_thornMan over a year ago

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"How does he smell?"

With his nose I assume

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"How does he smell?

With his nose I assume"

He can’t use his nose cause he stepped on a bee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you put nine acorns in a bag ?

https://youtu.be/yxS8uuK8n94

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"Did you put nine acorns in a bag ?

https://youtu.be/yxS8uuK8n94"

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

"How does he smell?

With his nose I assume

He can’t use his nose cause he stepped on a bee

He smells through his foot?

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"How does he smell?

With his nose I assume

He can’t use his nose cause he stepped on a bee

He smells through his foot?

No, his arse hole

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

I forgot my house key

Love and Peace

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

My kids spilt my tea

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

I've just had a pee

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By *he FAB Social - MCRCouple (FF) over a year ago

manchester

I laughed too hard and had a wee

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

A monkey jumped out of a tree

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

My dog swam in the sea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t get it

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t get it

Go buy a dog then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t get it

Go buy a dog then

I don’t want to

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"I don’t get it

Go buy a dog then

I don’t want to

Go buy a dog or three

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

Lasagne is spelt with a 'g'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this code for you were out dogging and got a surprise facial ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to break free

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"Is this code for you were out dogging and got a surprise facial ?"

The 1st of dog club is to not mention dog club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just banged my knee

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I want a dog. Not one that has stood on a bee though

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"Is this code for you were out dogging and got a surprise facial ?

The 1st of dog club is to not mention dog club

*rule

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

"I want to break free "

To go on a shopping spree?..

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

Tits I’d like to see

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

I just completed the gym

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"I just completed the gym

Get out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe hes a perv like his owner and wanted to fist the bees anus?

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"Maybe hes a perv like his owner and wanted to fist the bees anus?"

FFS

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I had a fishcake for my tea (twisted weird face emoji)

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

Its nearly the Queen's Jubilee

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I dropped a biscuit in my tea

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to break wind "

Follow your fart

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

Well how about some Double D's

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

Well how about some Double D's

That would be lovelee

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

See profile

Currently, big tits are squished into a sports bra

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

See profile

Currently, big tits are squished into a sports bra

You’re not getting this are you?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

If hot I like to fuck in the sea

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

I can’t say turty tree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a dick in me

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"I need a dick in me "

Me, pick me, pick me

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I need a dick in me "

Want it in the sea?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a dick in me

Want it in the sea? "

If you buy me an ice lolly?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need a dick in me

Me, pick me, pick me

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"I need a dick in me

Want it in the sea?

If you buy me an ice lolly?

I don't mind giving you at contrast, something hot and something cold to put in your mouth

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

Well how about some Double D's

That would be lovelee

Ok well lets see

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

My teeth hurt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"I’d like to see a big pair of tits in lingerie

See profile

Currently, big tits are squished into a sports bra

You’re not getting this are you?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeee?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

My cat has a flea

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"My cat has a flea

It will jump in 123 weeeee

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"My cat has a flea

It will jump in 123 weeeee"

I could get some ointment at the apothecary

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

This thread will die a death i foresee

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

Why does this always happen to me?

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By *weetiepie99Woman over a year ago

cardiff

"Why does this always happen to me? "

Because you're not a VIP

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