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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Eating my first one of the year... godDAMN.

Almost as sweet and juicy as me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Update: sprinkled some salt and pepper over it because the Internet said it's good.

Always trust the Internet, people

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I fucked my first one of the week earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fucked my first one of the week earlier

Sounds messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fucked my first one of the week earlier

Sounds messy "

Did you microwave it first so it was nice and warm?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Beware of hot spots.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fucked my first one of the week earlier

Sounds messy

Did you microwave it first so it was nice and warm?

I didn’t have time. I had to be quick before someone caught me in the fruit & veg aisle in Morrisons

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven’t had watermelon in AGES.

The racists will be mad at me for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fucked my first one of the week earlier

Sounds messy

Did you microwave it first so it was nice and warm?

I didn’t have time. I had to be quick before someone caught me in the fruit & veg aisle in Morrisons

Even quicker than usual?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven’t had watermelon in AGES.

The racists will be mad at me for that

It's okay I'll still love you

But you should really get yourself some fuckin watermelon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven’t had watermelon in AGES.

The racists will be mad at me for that

It's okay I'll still love you

But you should really get yourself some fuckin watermelon"

Next time I’m in your ends, wanna share some?

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By *itygamesMan over a year ago

Apparently its the most re hydrating thing to eat , hydrates better than a litre of water........very good for us.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I fucked my first one of the week earlier

Sounds messy

Did you microwave it first so it was nice and warm?

I didn’t have time. I had to be quick before someone caught me in the fruit & veg aisle in Morrisons

Even quicker than usual?

You’d be surprised how quick I can arrive

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven’t had watermelon in AGES.

The racists will be mad at me for that

It's okay I'll still love you

But you should really get yourself some fuckin watermelon

Next time I’m in your ends, wanna share some?

Depends, are we eating it or fucking it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Apparently its the most re hydrating thing to eat , hydrates better than a litre of water........very good for us."

Hydration is very important

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I fucked my first one of the week earlier

Sounds messy

Did you microwave it first so it was nice and warm?

I didn’t have time. I had to be quick before someone caught me in the fruit & veg aisle in Morrisons

Even quicker than usual?

You’d be surprised how quick I can arrive

Omg stop I was already sold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven’t had watermelon in AGES.

The racists will be mad at me for that

It's okay I'll still love you

But you should really get yourself some fuckin watermelon

Next time I’m in your ends, wanna share some?

Depends, are we eating it or fucking it? "

eating please. I don’t put out on the first date

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Watermelons always make me think of playing fruit ninja

Brb, off to play fruit ninja

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven’t had watermelon in AGES.

The racists will be mad at me for that

It's okay I'll still love you

But you should really get yourself some fuckin watermelon

Next time I’m in your ends, wanna share some?

Depends, are we eating it or fucking it?

eating please. I don’t put out on the first date"

Oh not worth my time then soz

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watermelons always make me think of playing fruit ninja

Brb, off to play fruit ninja"

Enjoy the journey back to 2010

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven’t had watermelon in AGES.

The racists will be mad at me for that

It's okay I'll still love you

But you should really get yourself some fuckin watermelon

Next time I’m in your ends, wanna share some?

Depends, are we eating it or fucking it?

eating please. I don’t put out on the first date

Oh not worth my time then soz"

You’re an arsehole

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven’t had watermelon in AGES.

The racists will be mad at me for that

It's okay I'll still love you

But you should really get yourself some fuckin watermelon

Next time I’m in your ends, wanna share some?

Depends, are we eating it or fucking it?

eating please. I don’t put out on the first date

Oh not worth my time then soz

You’re an arsehole

An arsehole with an entire watermelon to myself

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Here ya go F&B ... One resurrected for you

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Here ya go F&B ... One resurrected for you

Are both of you on a ressurection mission

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here ya go F&B ... One resurrected for you

Are both of you on a ressurection mission

Lob on alert !!

Thank you grumpy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Here ya go F&B ... One resurrected for you

Are both of you on a ressurection mission

Lob on alert !!

Thank you grumpy

Always a pleasure

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Here ya go F&B ... One resurrected for you

Are both of you on a ressurection mission

More fun than Liz Truss threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I watched a video the other day where they said if you dip cucumber in sugar, it tastes like watermelon.

I haven't tested it yet cause I can't be arsed going shopping but can anyone confirm?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I watched a video the other day where they said if you dip cucumber in sugar, it tastes like watermelon.

I haven't tested it yet cause I can't be arsed going shopping but can anyone confirm?

I’ll try on Wednesday when I go to the fresh market

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Here ya go F&B ... One resurrected for you

Are both of you on a ressurection mission

More fun than Liz Truss threads

Hell yes. Post on there at your peril

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Omg what the fuck was this thread; why did I do this?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After taking a brief cruise through, there was an immediate hard left to be sure lol.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Omg what the fuck was this thread; why did I do this?!

My bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I watched a video the other day where they said if you dip cucumber in sugar, it tastes like watermelon.

I haven't tested it yet cause I can't be arsed going shopping but can anyone confirm?

I’ll try on Wednesday when I go to the fresh market "

I await your feedback. I might look weird buying a single cucumber from Tesco.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Here ya go F&B ... One resurrected for you

Are both of you on a ressurection mission

More fun than Liz Truss threads

Hell yes. Post on there at your peril

I'll leave that to all the political experts on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I watched a video the other day where they said if you dip cucumber in sugar, it tastes like watermelon.

I haven't tested it yet cause I can't be arsed going shopping but can anyone confirm?

I’ll try on Wednesday when I go to the fresh market

I await your feedback. I might look weird buying a single cucumber from Tesco. "

Buy a butternut squash too

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