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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan over a year ago

Aylesbury

No, you have to buy me dinner first Mr Sticks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes

but you never whisper sweet nothings into my inbox

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, cos I’d know you were telling me porkies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You never tell me that

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

No because you would have already seen them to make that comment

And I’d probably send you for an eye test

J x

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple over a year ago

peterborough

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

You’ve already had some from me

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple over a year ago

here & there

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

Such a charmer… if you don’t ask you would never know!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bum already on display

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple over a year ago

HereAndThere

"Bum already on display

And what a bum it is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No but what I would say is you got

Two Choices

Choice one

Bang me all night till a hour or two before check out time I sleep on the train home

Choice two

Bang me till 1-2 in the morning we fall asleep

And you can bang me in the shower and then on the bed afterwards in the morning and go a hour or 2 before I need to check out

Obviously the hour or two before I check out as so I can change back in to normal mode for traveling back home

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

No need for words, just buy me icecream

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Yes Fiddles, I would

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Why would I send pics to the blind?

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No, you have to buy me dinner first Mr Sticks"

Would a kebab do.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No, cos I’d know you were telling me porkies.

Oh I don’t know about that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ah I was going to hold it against you!

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"You never tell me that"

That’s quite a tallywhacker you’re packing there.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No because you would have already seen them to make that comment

And I’d probably send you for an eye test

J x"

I’m sure that I’d be more than happy to study them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

If only i was that easy.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

You’ve already had some from me

True story.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

Such a charmer… if you don’t ask you would never know! "

I know right. You both have beautiful bodies by the way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would ask you to leave the bushes at the front on my house and come in for a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No, because I'm still sat in the hot tub from the other day........you forgot about me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Bum already on display

Beautiful

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No but what I would say is you got

Two Choices

Choice one

Bang me all night till a hour or two before check out time I sleep on the train home

Choice two

Bang me till 1-2 in the morning we fall asleep

And you can bang me in the shower and then on the bed afterwards in the morning and go a hour or 2 before I need to check out

Obviously the hour or two before I check out as so I can change back in to normal mode for traveling back home

Errr let’s go 1.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No need for words, just buy me icecream

Not a chocolate bourbon.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yes Fiddles, I would

You have a beautiful body.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Ah I was going to hold it against you! "

That works too.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No but what I would say is you got

Two Choices

Choice one

Bang me all night till a hour or two before check out time I sleep on the train home

Choice two

Bang me till 1-2 in the morning we fall asleep

And you can bang me in the shower and then on the bed afterwards in the morning and go a hour or 2 before I need to check out

Obviously the hour or two before I check out as so I can change back in to normal mode for traveling back home

Errr let’s go 1.

Perfect you get a deal sometime

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No, because I'm still sat in the hot tub from the other day........you forgot about me "

Surely I didn’t. I couldn’t miss you, you were sat on my lap.

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By *ourbonKissMan over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"No need for words, just buy me icecream

Not a chocolate bourbon. "

That might work too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No but i would say cheers

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Nobody has said that to me

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nobody has said that to me "

You have a beautiful body

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By *BootyfulDayWoman over a year ago

…

Maybe

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

Obvs

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Nobody has said that to me

You have a beautiful body

Thank you

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nobody has said that to me

You have a beautiful body

Thank you

You're welcome

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"No but i would say cheers"

You’re welcome.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Maybe

Well my dear, you have a beautiful body.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Nobody has said that to me

You have a beautiful body

I’m rather fond of yours

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

Obvs

Willy’s welcome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

Depends on how nicely I’m asked

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nobody has said that to me

You have a beautiful body

I’m rather fond of yours

There is a lot of it to be fond of...

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

Seeing as you asked so nicely, Fiddles! What do you want to see first; my willy or bum?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no.. i don't like liars.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Only if you hold yours against me

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

Depends on how nicely I’m asked"

Oh go on.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"If I said you had a beautiful body would you send me pictures of your boobs, or your bum, or your Willy.

Seeing as you asked so nicely, Fiddles! What do you want to see first; my willy or bum?

Willy obvs

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"no.. i don't like liars.

Px "

Oh I’m definitely not telling fibs.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Only if you hold yours against me

Now that’s what I’m talking about.

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