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Just took a dump at work after night shift

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why did I eat pasta for my dinner at 4am... It just unloaded and I finished at 8am gave me 15 mi utes to clean up and get rid of the smell before handover

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By *ighty_tightyMan over a year ago

Norfolk/Suffolk

Paid to poop though, it's never a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a shit story

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By *oo..Woman over a year ago

Boo's World

Didn't really need to know but thanks anyway......

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By *ou only live onceMan over a year ago

London

I know it's anything goes in The Lounge, but some things are best left unsaid...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just blame it on resident who walk with purpose through the night

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan over a year ago

Gloucestershire

OP, I predict women will be flooding your inbox after this post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DEAR OOR FUCKING DEAR .. WHERES MY BLOCK BUTTON .. OOR YES THERE IT IS .. B B B B B B B BLOCKED

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Hope you opened a window.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why did I eat pasta for my dinner at 4am... It just unloaded and I finished at 8am gave me 15 mi utes to clean up and get rid of the smell before handover "

Thank you for sharing.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I've been at my mates 3 nights, my poo pipes have gone timid and won't release the beast (I'm a home bowl kinda gal)

I may need a poo knife when I get home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been at my mates 3 nights, my poo pipes have gone timid and won't release the beast (I'm a home bowl kinda gal)

I may need a poo knife when I get home "

Or a spoon.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"DEAR OOR FUCKING DEAR .. WHERES MY BLOCK BUTTON .. OOR YES THERE IT IS .. B B B B B B B BLOCKED

So was his work toilet by the sounds of it

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"DEAR OOR FUCKING DEAR .. WHERES MY BLOCK BUTTON .. OOR YES THERE IT IS .. B B B B B B B BLOCKED

So was his work toilet by the sounds of it

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By *adyJayneWoman over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Why did I eat pasta for my dinner at 4am... It just unloaded and I finished at 8am gave me 15 mi utes to clean up and get rid of the smell before handover "

My husband apparently did similar last night only he ate pasta for breakfast and come his break at 3am he needed to toilet. I woke up to many WhatsApp messages about his moments.

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