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Your most embarrassing typo ever !!
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We've all done it and recoiled in horror at what we've just sent a family member or our bloody phone has changed an innocent message into utter filth.
So what's the most embarrassing typo or autocarrot fail you've ever done ..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not happenned yet, but every time I try and send a naught message to a woman, my phone insists on telling them I'm going to come round and finger their clot... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In a "my mate fancies you..." thread I told a forum woman that a guy wanted to kick whipped cream off her tits.
I didn't live that down for a while. "
I just assumed that was actually what he wanted to do...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Phone autocorrected to willies when I sent an email out about a team building exercise which required wellies. I didn't even notice but my employees did  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"In a "my mate fancies you..." thread I told a forum woman that a guy wanted to kick whipped cream off her tits.
I didn't live that down for a while.
I just assumed that was actually what he wanted to do... "
Was it me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In a "my mate fancies you..." thread I told a forum woman that a guy wanted to kick whipped cream off her tits.
I didn't live that down for a while.
I just assumed that was actually what he wanted to do...
Was it me?"
I wish I could remember who the 2 people involved were.  |
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By *nimal007Couple
over a year ago
Manchester |
in a sexy text to my current wife (new girlfriend at the time) i once miss typed her name and it auto corrected to my ex-wifes name(their names are not a million miles away from each other) needless to say I have still not lived that one down 13 years later!! |
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"I sent the web address into a family group chat, I typed fab and because my phone saved the address it went through to the chat, I deleted the message quickly but I think they seen it. "
Oops haha |
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"in a sexy text to my current wife (new girlfriend at the time) i once miss typed her name and it auto corrected to my ex-wifes name(their names are not a million miles away from each other) needless to say I have still not lived that one down 13 years later!!
Oh god epic fail haha 
at least she saw the funny side. I think that may have been when I decided she was a keeper!! I didn't even see it, just got a message back saying "re-read that last message"....I could have died!! still married me though so must have made up for it!! "
She has a sense of humour so a winner from the start |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think it might've been a football thread on here near the start of the season where I referred to so_eone as a good stroker who could finish. I meant striker, of course |
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"I don't think I've had a bad one.
But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts) "
I'm saying nothing |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don't think I've had a bad one.
But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts) "
Grumpy is your grandad?  |
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"I don't think I've had a bad one.
But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)
Grumpy is your grandad? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Also there is no Typeos
Or anything like that
Your phone is a learning agrithum
And it learns what words you type after each other
And then when your trying to type something else you phone learning agrithum will change it
As it’s picked up those two words normally go to geather |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was needing battery’s for a Xbox 360 controller
Gran was out at the shops
Text her to pick me up some duracell
Instead I typed durex
Hahahaha awesome "
It definitely wasn’t awesome and couldn’t blame it on the phone as this was back in the days off pre predictive phones and stuff
Back when phones didn’t even have colour screens |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I've had a bad one.
But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts) "
I mean, fair play to him! |
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Not really embarrassing but pretty funny - last night me and my best friend were talking about gifts for baby showers and she accidentally said "new parents get very excited about muslims" instead of muslins |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, I also remember I once caught myself on an email when signing off with "Kind Regards" and realising that the "g" is below the "t" on the keyboard that I almost sent out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't think I've had a bad one.
But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)
Grumpy is your grandad? "
He said accidentally. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I don't think I've had a bad one.
But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)
Grumpy is your grandad?
He said accidentally. "
Ahh... good point  |
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"I don't think I've had a bad one.
But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)
I mean, fair play to him! "
He was slightly mortified |
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"I don't think I've had a bad one.
But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)
Grumpy is your grandad?
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Granddad? Is that you? |
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"I don't think I've had a bad one.
But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)
Grumpy is your grandad?
Granddad? Is that you? "
Erm ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once sent a text to one of my uni lecturers asking what the word count was for an assignment...or wank cunt, as my phone unfortunately translated it to. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a typo but a verbal one
Years ago talking to an ex female work colleague who kept mentioning she was about to go on holiday
I told her that if I would hump her if she mentioned the holiday one more time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It wasn't a typo as such. I was on a dating website and some bloke had sent me a really nice message but he wasn't my type. Anyway, I had a copy and paste message that I would send that said thanks but you're not my type. So I hit paste and send. Only I pasted in the address to some particularly horrible Brazilian fart porn. He blocked me. |
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"It wasn't a typo as such. I was on a dating website and some bloke had sent me a really nice message but he wasn't my type. Anyway, I had a copy and paste message that I would send that said thanks but you're not my type. So I hit paste and send. Only I pasted in the address to some particularly horrible Brazilian fart porn. He blocked me. "
in a parallel universe he's posting on a thread about harshest rejections. "All I did was send her a really nice message and she sends me some Brazilian fart porn. A 'thanks but no thanks' would have been great. Jeez, these women...!" |
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"I don't think I've had a bad one.
But my 80 year old grandad accidentally forwarded some hardcore porn to all his Facebook contacts (family, friends, business and hobby contacts)
I'm saying nothing "
Surely that never happens!!!
Grumpy, ever heard of this? |
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Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?
Oh ffs
Where's the Monkey dammit
I caught up in the end!!!
I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out  "
Oh god you saw this |
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Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?
Oh ffs
Where's the Monkey dammit
I caught up in the end!!!
I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out
Oh god you saw this "
Oh yes .. I sensed something .. something I've not sensed since .... |
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Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?
Oh ffs
Where's the Monkey dammit
I caught up in the end!!!
I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out
Oh god you saw this
Oh yes .. I sensed something .. something I've not sensed since .... "
It's been 18 months will it ever go away |
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Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?
Oh ffs
Where's the Monkey dammit
I caught up in the end!!!
I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out
Oh god you saw this
Oh yes .. I sensed something .. something I've not sensed since ....
It's been 18 months will it ever go away "
Oh hell no .. Posh and I have you over a barrel ... which incidentally might be interesting porn to randomly send out  |
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"We've all done it and recoiled in horror at what we've just sent a family member or our bloody phone has changed an innocent message into utter filth.
So what's the most embarrassing typo or autocarrot fail you've ever done ..
Confess here "
My autocorrect seems to prefer pissy to pussy.
That puts the kibosh on erotic conversations
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not my typo, but very recently received a DM letting me know how much he couldn't wait to kick my pussy "
Guilty .
You know I would have kissed her better though  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not my typo, but very recently received a DM letting me know how much he couldn't wait to kick my pussy
Guilty .
You know I would have kissed her better though xxx"
Yes you did, after you flogged her |
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By *eonMan
over a year ago
Belfast |
"It wasn't a typo as such. I was on a dating website and some bloke had sent me a really nice message but he wasn't my type. Anyway, I had a copy and paste message that I would send that said thanks but you're not my type. So I hit paste and send. Only I pasted in the address to some particularly horrible Brazilian fart porn. He blocked me. "
Well I wasn’t expecting that ending! |
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Was yours when you "accidentally" sent a pornado to all your friends and family?
Oh ffs
Where's the Monkey dammit
I caught up in the end!!!
I have a life too ... I had random porn to send out
Oh god you saw this
Oh yes .. I sensed something .. something I've not sensed since ....
It's been 18 months will it ever go away
Oh hell no .. Posh and I have you over a barrel ... which incidentally might be interesting porn to randomly send out "
I give up |
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Not mine, but many years ago a colleague of mine wrote a memo in which instead of writing "the current position is..." he somehow managed to write "the current prostitution is..."
You've really got to try hard to get that spell-check option. |
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I know this isn't exactly a typo but it's related. This article was in the New Scientist magazine in the 90s:
The National Westminster Bank admitted last month that it keeps personal information about its customers - such as their political affiliation - on computer. But now Computer Weekly reveals that a financial institution, sadly unnamed, has gone one better and moved into the realm of personal abuse.
The institution decided to mailshot 2000 of its richest customers, inviting them to buy extra services. One of its computer programmers wrote a program to search through its databases and select its customers automatically. He tested the program with an imaginary customer called Rich Bastard.
Unfortunately, an error resulted in all 2000 letters being addressed "Dear Rich Bastard". The luckless programmer was subsequently sacked.
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I was using voice recognition to send a text message to my boss while I was driving. As I just finished the message, I had to brake suddenly due to a car stopping abruptly to turn right. I shouted quite loudly "an indicator would be nice you stupid fucking twat".
Obviously the mic was still on my phone, obviously it dictated every word with no errors, and obviously the message I was dictating to my phone was me asking for some guidance.... and obviously I didn't check before I pressed send..... " |
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