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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What's yours showing on the scale?
Due to circumstances beyond my control there's been no fun for over a week - I've not even indulged in a spot of DIY (damn you squeaky parents spare room bed! Grrrrrrr!)
So right now I can safely say that if Ann Widdecombe strolled past and bent over in a short skirt there'd possibly be a stirring down below!
Whilst it may be Subday morning - why not check your level! And wouldn't it be great if we all had one of those thingies you find on Duracell (other crappier batteries are available!) - you know - stick a finger in your belly button and one on your forehead and a big line shoots up inbetween showing 'horny' or 'fuck off - its way too early on a Sunday morning for that!!'
Rambling now. I'll go make another coffee. Carry on as you were!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im meeting my new best friend tomorrow for a very naughty hotel meet as we are both working away in a similar area .... im saving it all up for him ......we have been building up a little "frisson"over the last week ,,, im way up there about 9 ....   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Since I've just been through my friends list and winked at everyone within a reasonable distance I think you can safely put me at the dripping and predatory end of your scale... "
You women and your ridiculous demands!!! (Says Mr Empty Winkbox - ooh - now there's a potential future username if ever I saw one!)
Reasonable distance? Meh!   |
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"Since I've just been through my friends list and winked at everyone within a reasonable distance I think you can safely put me at the dripping and predatory end of your scale...
You women and your ridiculous demands!!! (Says Mr Empty Winkbox - ooh - now there's a potential future username if ever I saw one!)
Reasonable distance? Meh! "
Have you checked? Really? Properly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have Ann widdecombe coming over! Enough said haha x"
im not far off looking like ann widdecombe im more round than tall and my tits sag as much.. im also crap at dancing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have Ann widdecombe coming over! Enough said haha x
im not far off looking like ann widdecombe im more round than tall and my tits sag as much.. im also crap at dancing "
ok miss cute i know u r straight but sometimes miss i wish u would stop being mean to u as u r actually very funny, clever and from what i can see pretty girl. there r plenty of people in everyday life to put u down trust me u don't need to be one of them a little self love (and not the rude kind u lot) xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have Ann widdecombe coming over! Enough said haha x
im not far off looking like ann widdecombe im more round than tall and my tits sag as much.. im also crap at dancing ok miss cute i know u r straight but sometimes miss i wish u would stop being mean to u as u r actually very funny, clever and from what i can see pretty girl. there r plenty of people in everyday life to put u down trust me u don't need to be one of them a little self love (and not the rude kind u lot) xxx"
i know im an alright looking lass just my crap sense of humour.. although those points were actually true lol xxx
guess.its just a habbit to take the piss out of myself. xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The needle has fallen off my meter ..... because i arent meeting at the moment due to circumstances my needle just shot off into the stratosphere"
Same here. |
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"Since I've just been through my friends list and winked at everyone within a reasonable distance I think you can safely put me at the dripping and predatory end of your scale... "
Someone woke up horny today ? lol
Sorry but you're not getting me out from under my duvet, even though there's a big tent   |
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"Since I've just been through my friends list and winked at everyone within a reasonable distance I think you can safely put me at the dripping and predatory end of your scale...
Someone woke up horny today ? lol
Sorry but you're not getting me out from under my duvet, even though there's a big tent "
You know how horny I usually am?
Multiply by about 8.5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alright you lot who has nicked my horniness I know one of you has got it and I want it back right now.
Its gone missing and I am really lost without it x |
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"Can you suffer from being over horny that you horny yourself sober?? "
Yep.
I get so grumpy that I'm not fit to be around people and if I do get any it doesn't hit the spot 
So I sometimes indulge in another physical pleasure and eat instead.
It's a good thing so many men like curves |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you suffer from being over horny that you horny yourself sober??
Yep.
I get so grumpy that I'm not fit to be around people and if I do get any it doesn't hit the spot
So I sometimes indulge in another physical pleasure and eat instead.
It's a good thing so many men like curves "
Now TD you know you are truly stunning x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can you suffer from being over horny that you horny yourself sober??
Yep.
I get so grumpy that I'm not fit to be around people and if I do get any it doesn't hit the spot
So I sometimes indulge in another physical pleasure and eat instead.
It's a good thing so many men like curves "
Maybe i should have something to eat then.....lol
Oh and curves are very good |
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I get so grumpy that I'm not fit to be around people and if I do get any it doesn't hit the spot
So I sometimes indulge in another physical pleasure and eat instead.
It's a good thing so many men like curves
Now TD you know you are truly stunning x"
And undeniably curvy... |
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